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Posted by Sycho on 10/31/93 11:27
Today Fly Cooter <fly_cooter_@example.com> opened a dead sea scroll
and found these words written therein..
>In article <4333ea48.71482039@things-thatmakeyougohmm.com>,
>ontheroad@the-break-of-dawn.com says...
>>
>>
>>Today ThePsyko <ThePsyko@itookmyprozac.com> opened a dead sea scroll
>>and found these words written therein..
>>
>>>On 22 Sep 2005 in alt.hackers.malicious, Flaagg <none@here.now> made
>>>their contribution to mankind by stating in
>>>news:MPG.1d9c8dd1e509900898973f@newsgroups.comcast.net:
>>>
>>>> In article <MPG.1d9c74e1bfdeaa5698974f@paisley.sugarcube.org>,
>>>> Chairman Cow <covvtsetung@hotmail.com> writes...
>>>>
>>>>> In article
>>>>> <1127380472.219487cc2c0686f72c7218861dce789f@bubbanews>,
>>>>> fly_cooter_@example.com says...
>>>>>
>>>>> > In article <a494j1hrgq3pn7md2e3kmd1dembsoak627@4ax.com>,
>>>>> > usenet@backwater-productions.net says...
>>>>> >
>>>>> > TestiClees. Did you send the composites to ThePsyko? Did you have
>>>>> > advance notice of the illegal hack? Is that why he emailed you?
>>>>> > The pieces are starting to fit together. Better tell the truth.
>>>>> > Did you know that the secret service has jurisdiction over this
>>>>> > type of crime?
>>>>>
>>>>> No we don't.
>>>>>
>>>>> Try Military Intelligence. Three doors down on the left.
>>>>
>>>> Hi! Military Intelligence here!
>>>>
>>>> <drool>
>>>>
>>>
>>>Excellent. I need to report a crime against nature. See fly cooters
>>>pics for evidence.
>>>
>>>okthanksbye
>>
>>You might want to add "Being stupid in public" and "Impersonating a
>>human with a brain" in his list of atrocities. ;)
>>
>>I wonder if he's a member of the new secret organization known as PETM
>>("People for the Ethical Treatment of Morons")?
>
>Prodigy might be interested in what you do on the Internet.
I'm sure they would. :) So what are you gunna do about it, dimmy? Cry
me a river?
/me hands you a box of tissues
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