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 Posted by Dennis M. Hammes on 09/26/05 13:16 
Dearest Thomas wrote: 
 
> Dennis M. Hammes wrote: 
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>  
>>There was an old Bishop of Balance, 
>>Who stepped on a kitten like Palance. 
>>   He'd staggered, and lost it, 
>>   So scraped it and tossed it. 
>>To bad he had no other talents. 
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> Too bad my obvious talents gave me a 
> life that you could only dream about 
> from your podunk Minnie-soda dance studio. 
>  
> It would be easier if everyone was a failure 
> like you. Then you could be the BIG man of your 
> fantasies. 
>  
> Stop fucking with people and I'll stop fucking 
> with you, pissant. You'll never get my respect 
> but I will lay off, pissant. 
>  
 
There was an old Bishop of dance 
Who couldn't, so padded his pants 
   With a foundling zucchini 
   That ate like Houdini 
But turned just his balls into plants. 
 
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A true work of art takes at least an hour. 
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