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Posted by dave hillstrom on 09/27/05 06:50
On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 18:16:19 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
<ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>In article <dha66n$pql$1@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 18:08:28 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>
>> >In article <dha40v$ja2$8@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>> >DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>> >> On 27 Sep 2005 00:06:55 GMT, ThePsyko <thepsyko@itookmyprozac.com> spewed
>> >> in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>> >>
>> >> >On 26 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> made their
>> >> >contribution to mankind by stating in
>> >> >news:dha2a3$no0$1@pookiehead.databasix.com:
>> >> >
>> >> >> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 16:09:50 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>> >> >> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
>> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>> >> >>
>> >> >>>In article <dh9tvr$ost$1@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>> >> >>>DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>> >> >>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 15:37:48 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>> >> >>>> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
>> >> >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>> >> >>>>
>> >> >>>> >In article <dh9sf9$2vk$11@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>> >> >>>> >DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>> >> >>>> >> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 15:18:40 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>> >> >>>> >> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
>> >> >>>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>> >> >>>> >>
>> >> >>>> >> >In article <dh9rno$2vk$5@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>> >> >>>> >> >DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>> >> >>>> >> >> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 15:05:06 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>> >> >>>> >> >> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
>> >> >>>> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>> >> >>>> >> >>
>> >> >>>> >> >> >In article
>> >> >>>> >> >> ><Xns96DD9751CE356LifeIsGood@nntp.petitmorte.net>,
>> >> >>>> >> >> >ThePsyko@itookmyprozac.com says...
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> On 26 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, Covv Tse-tung
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> made their contribution to
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> mankind by stating in
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> news:MPG.1da20c70149a75889897d3@paisley.sugarcube.org:
>> >> >>>> >> >> >>
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> > In article <dh9pg7$rep$1@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> > DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 14:01:36 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >In article <dh9n0l$7kf$1@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 13:39:45 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >In article <dh9m1q$5vh$1@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 13:17:53 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >In article
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> ><dh9kg5$emb$3@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 16:07:42 -0400, K. A.
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> spewed in
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> posted
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ><dh9k3u$emb$2@pookiehead.databasix.com> in
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Mon, 26
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Sep 2005 16:02:33 -0400:
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 19:53:53 GMT,
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>ontheroad@the-break-of-dawn.com (Sycho)
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>spewed in
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>Today Fly Cooter <fly_cooter_@example.com>
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>opened a dead sea scroll and found these
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>words written therein..
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>BUZZARD SAID:
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>They will have to rip it from my .. dead..
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>cold.. hands... before I change the info.
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>TUCOWS SAID:
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>The domain record in question has been
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>updated as follows. Please advise this
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>address with specific
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>details if you find this info to remain
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>invalid for the
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>purposes of WHOIS data.
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>(BUZZARDNEST.US WHOIS INFO HID)
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>Maybe you have half a brain after all. I
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>haven't confirmed the info yet, but at
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>least you blinked first
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>and changed your shit like I advised you to
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>before waiting for them to rip it from your
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>"dead cold hands".
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>You forgot one thing.
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> The phone number you provided is for
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> directory assistance. Change it to a
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>valid phone number. YOURS. Tucows is
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>expecting me to
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>report back to them.
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>When's it gunna be my turn, knob goblin? I'm
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>still here.
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>:D
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>hell, hes not even sure he found my site.
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>BWAAAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAAAA
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Is that the site you have with the picture of
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Terrence "Fly" Cooter performing fellatio on
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >the goat?
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> that and several others. theyre very
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> tastefully (!) done, if i do say so myself.
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >'Tastefully done'?
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >What fun is that?
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> i thought it was appropriate since i cant write
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> "smellily done."
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >But you just did. *grin*
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> not very well, though.
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >Don't be so hard on yourself. *I* liked it. But if'n
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >you want to step up a notch, how about 'odoriferously
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >done'?
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> yes, i thought of that. but it doesnt quite have the
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> violence of "smelly"
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> > And I realize you're having to write down to your
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> > audience. Of course, what you or I would consider
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> > 'smelly' is prolly normal living conditions to Cooties.
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> > A deviated septum will do that to a guy.
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >>>> >> >> >>
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> Perhaps if Cooter wasn't such a drug addicted speed freak
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> he wouldn't have to worry about such things. As it is,
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> it's a good think he doesn't have any children with piggy
>> >> >>>> >> >> >> banks to steal from.
>> >> >>>> >> >> >
>> >> >>>> >> >> >We can hope at least. The idea that his kind could breed
>> >> >>>> >> >> >makes Australia look better and better.
>> >> >>>> >> >>
>> >> >>>> >> >> new zealand, dewd. new zealand.
>> >> >>>> >> >
>> >> >>>> >> >Not until they repeal their 'no nukes' policy. I mean, a
>> >> >>>> >> >guy has the right to defend himself....
>> >> >>>> >>
>> >> >>>> >> weenie. thats so last year. aerosol bombs are where its at
>> >> >>>> >> today.
>> >> >>>> >
>> >> >>>> >They are OK for surface targets, but sometimes there is no
>> >> >>>> >getting around having to dig the Black Hats out with the
>> >> >>>> >craters.
>> >> >>>>
>> >> >>>> you light off a 20ft diameter acetylene balloon up close and
>> >> >>>> personal to a bunker, and it WILL cause some damage. and who cares
>> >> >>>> if the average bunker is destroyed or just has filled entrances?
>> >> >>>> yeah, i know some bunkers have a lot of spare air. but thats just
>> >> >>>> not going to last forever.
>> >> >>>>
>> >> >>>> >Now, dropping kinetic energy weapons from orbit has some
>> >> >>>> >promise. Its amazing how far into a bunker a crowbar will
>> >> >>>> >penetrate when dropped from 200 miles up.
>> >> >>>> >
>> >> >>>> >But then again, if'n I could get a bunch of precision-
>> >> >>>> >guided crowbars into LEO, I'd just go up myself and solve
>> >> >>>> >the problem that way.
>> >> >>>>
>> >> >>>> kook. heh
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>Ya know, when I was but a lad, the idea that NASA would
>> >> >>>make enough progress that I would have a chance to get into
>> >> >>>space wasn't at all far-fetched. (I got to see 3 Apollo
>> >> >>>launches while I was in the Navy in Jax)
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>Its now been over 30 years since we last set foot on Luna.
>> >> >>>I hace been ripped off!!!!1! I demand the right to
>> >> >>>reincarnate once space travel has been commercialized.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> as what? a rat?
>> >> >
>> >> >A squid, obviously!
>> >>
>> >> why of course. an ambulatory squid. or else dinner for the crew.
>> >
>> >Calamari is more appetizer than entree
>>
>> depends on how big the squid is, i suppose. big enough, and its the other
>> way around.
>
>Its hard to get the big ones tender - calamari steak tends
>to be pretty chewey, no matter what. I like the little
>bite-sized tentacle balls you get with appetizers.
i wonder if you hammered it then marinaded it for a few days.
--
dave hillstrom
i have an exploding butt.
the belgians are thieves.
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