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Posted by Bitey on 09/27/05 21:48
ThePsyko wrote this gem. Seriously... :
> On 27 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, Bitey <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz> made their
> contribution to mankind by stating in
> news:pan.2005.09.27.17.56.59.108111@batcave.rafters:
>
>> dave hillstrom wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>>
>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 23:23:17 -0700, Bitey <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz> spewed
>>> in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>
>>>>dave hillstrom wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>>>>
>>>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 22:20:33 -0700, Bitey <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz>
>>>>> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 21:35:55 -0700, Bitey <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz>
>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>dave hillstrom wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On 27 Sep 2005 02:22:50 GMT, ThePsyko
>>>>>>>>> <thepsyko@itookmyprozac.com> spewed in
>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On 26 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> made
>>>>>>>>>>their contribution to mankind by stating in
>>>>>>>>>>news:dha5d9$ja2$14@pookiehead.databasix.com:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 14:59:00 -0700, Terrence Cooter
>>>>>>>>>>> <fly_cooter_@example.localhost> spewed in
>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <cvngj1pfeulo1tkhu88kit6a9sf7piud1m@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>usenet@backwater-productions.net says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>For the heinous crime of netkkkopping I hereby sentence
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Poofter to NET DEATH...REAL slow...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>You homoerotic fucking 'mo. Did you have my Gmail account
>>>>>>>>>>>>closed? On what fucking grounds? And you call ME a net cop?
>>>>>>>>>>>> I only report real violations. You make shit up. You fat
>>>>>>>>>>>>assed punk bitch.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> not that i did it, though its masterful, but thats what you
>>>>>>>>>>> get for fucking with people pointlessly, whether its "real" or
>>>>>>>>>>> not. you picked a fight, now their going to finish it. stop
>>>>>>>>>>> trying to justify your actions as proper and socially
>>>>>>>>>>> respectable simply because there are rules that say you can do
>>>>>>>>>>> such and such. telling your crack whore mom that shes a
>>>>>>>>>>> slutty cock gobbler is perfectly legal, but yer gonna get
>>>>>>>>>>> slapped ~at least~ anyway.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>You probably should get him a footstool so that doesn't go right
>>>>>>>>>>over his head
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> or maybe a hot air balloon, which is more fitting anyway.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I am still waiting for my phone call from him.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>><tapping foot>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> He's scared of girls, looks like your out of luck...assuming he
>>>>>>> even comes back after...uh...he, he, he...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Oh, well damn!
>>>>>>Here I am, without one of those strap-on thingies.
>>>>>
>>>>> this can be fixed. ill need to fit it for you...
>>>>
>>>>Extra LARGE and curved, please. I haven't quite decided what color I
>>>>would like, though.
>>>
>>> perhaps a union jack? or a skull and crossbones motif? maybe a
>>> faberge egg format?
>>
>> Oh, I LIKE the Faberge egg format! With little fish hooks if that can
>> be arranged? I don't want to be too picky..
>>
>>
> ok.. the last two posts weren't so bad.. but I just got a little shiver
> up my spine.
*nods head* I guess 15" could reach his spine if curved in the right
direction but my main objective for the curve was so that his entrails
would be involved. Probably wouldn't work.. not much guts in there.
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