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Posted by JM on 09/28/05 05:11
Bitey wrote:
> dave hillstrom wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>
>
>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 23:08:43 -0700, Bitey <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz> spewed in
>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>
>>
>>>Covv Tse-tung wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>>>
>>>
>>>>In article <dhaln0$ja$2@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>>>>DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>>>>
>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 21:31:12 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>>>>><ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>In article <dhafhl$oq2$2@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>>>>>>DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 18:16:19 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>>>>>>><ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>In article <dha66n$pql$1@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>>>>>>>>DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 18:08:28 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>>>>>>>>><ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>In article <dha40v$ja2$8@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>On 27 Sep 2005 00:06:55 GMT, ThePsyko <thepsyko@itookmyprozac.com> spewed
>>>>>>>>>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>On 26 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> made their
>>>>>>>>>>>>contribution to mankind by stating in
>>>>>>>>>>>>news:dha2a3$no0$1@pookiehead.databasix.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 16:09:50 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>>>>>>>>>>>>><ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <dh9tvr$ost$1@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 15:37:48 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <dh9sf9$2vk$11@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 15:18:40 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <dh9rno$2vk$5@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 15:05:06 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><Xns96DD9751CE356LifeIsGood@nntp.petitmorte.net>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ThePsyko@itookmyprozac.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 26 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, Covv Tse-tung
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> made their contribution to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mankind by stating in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:MPG.1da20c70149a75889897d3@paisley.sugarcube.org:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <dh9pg7$rep$1@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 14:01:36 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <dh9n0l$7kf$1@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 13:39:45 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <dh9m1q$5vh$1@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 13:17:53 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><dh9kg5$emb$3@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 16:07:42 -0400, K. A.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> spewed in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> posted
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><dh9k3u$emb$2@pookiehead.databasix.com> in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Mon, 26
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sep 2005 16:02:33 -0400:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 19:53:53 GMT,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ontheroad@the-break-of-dawn.com (Sycho)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>spewed in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today Fly Cooter <fly_cooter_@example.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>opened a dead sea scroll and found these
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>words written therein..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>BUZZARD SAID:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>They will have to rip it from my .. dead..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cold.. hands... before I change the info.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>TUCOWS SAID:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The domain record in question has been
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>updated as follows. Please advise this
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>address with specific
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>details if you find this info to remain
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>invalid for the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>purposes of WHOIS data.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(BUZZARDNEST.US WHOIS INFO HID)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Maybe you have half a brain after all. I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>haven't confirmed the info yet, but at
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>least you blinked first
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and changed your shit like I advised you to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>before waiting for them to rip it from your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"dead cold hands".
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You forgot one thing.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The phone number you provided is for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>directory assistance. Change it to a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>valid phone number. YOURS. Tucows is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>expecting me to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>report back to them.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>When's it gunna be my turn, knob goblin? I'm
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>still here.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:D
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>hell, hes not even sure he found my site.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>BWAAAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAAAA
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Is that the site you have with the picture of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Terrence "Fly" Cooter performing fellatio on
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the goat?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that and several others. theyre very
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>tastefully (!) done, if i do say so myself.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>'Tastefully done'?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>What fun is that?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>i thought it was appropriate since i cant write
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"smellily done."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>But you just did. *grin*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>not very well, though.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Don't be so hard on yourself. *I* liked it. But if'n
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>you want to step up a notch, how about 'odoriferously
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>done'?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>yes, i thought of that. but it doesnt quite have the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>violence of "smelly"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>And I realize you're having to write down to your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>audience. Of course, what you or I would consider
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>'smelly' is prolly normal living conditions to Cooties.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>A deviated septum will do that to a guy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Perhaps if Cooter wasn't such a drug addicted speed freak
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>he wouldn't have to worry about such things. As it is,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>it's a good think he doesn't have any children with piggy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>banks to steal from.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>We can hope at least. The idea that his kind could breed
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>makes Australia look better and better.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>new zealand, dewd. new zealand.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Not until they repeal their 'no nukes' policy. I mean, a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>guy has the right to defend himself....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>weenie. thats so last year. aerosol bombs are where its at
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>today.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>They are OK for surface targets, but sometimes there is no
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>getting around having to dig the Black Hats out with the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>craters.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>you light off a 20ft diameter acetylene balloon up close and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>personal to a bunker, and it WILL cause some damage. and who cares
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>if the average bunker is destroyed or just has filled entrances?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>yeah, i know some bunkers have a lot of spare air. but thats just
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>not going to last forever.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Now, dropping kinetic energy weapons from orbit has some
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>promise. Its amazing how far into a bunker a crowbar will
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>penetrate when dropped from 200 miles up.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>But then again, if'n I could get a bunch of precision-
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>guided crowbars into LEO, I'd just go up myself and solve
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the problem that way.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>kook. heh
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ya know, when I was but a lad, the idea that NASA would
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>make enough progress that I would have a chance to get into
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>space wasn't at all far-fetched. (I got to see 3 Apollo
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>launches while I was in the Navy in Jax)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Its now been over 30 years since we last set foot on Luna.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hace been ripped off!!!!1! I demand the right to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>reincarnate once space travel has been commercialized.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>as what? a rat?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>A squid, obviously!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>why of course. an ambulatory squid. or else dinner for the crew.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Calamari is more appetizer than entree
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>depends on how big the squid is, i suppose. big enough, and its the other
>>>>>>>>>way around.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Its hard to get the big ones tender - calamari steak tends
>>>>>>>>to be pretty chewey, no matter what. I like the little
>>>>>>>>bite-sized tentacle balls you get with appetizers.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>i wonder if you hammered it then marinaded it for a few days.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>The hammer will bounce
>>>>>
>>>>>you arent using the right kind of hammer.
>>>>
>>>>I'm using the same tenderizer hammer I use on veal and
>>>>chicken, one flat end, one with all the little pointy teeth
>>>
>>>You need a special kind of hammer to beat your meat?
>>
>>you have two of them. wanna help?
>
>
> I NEVER touch, eat, smell or bite meat! <shiver>
>
Never...? ;p
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