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Posted by Aratzio on 09/28/05 18:34
On Wed, 28 Sep 2005 10:29:57 -0400, tinplated <throwaway59@yahoo.com>
transparently proposed:
>On Tue, 27 Sep 2005 19:52:53 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 27 Sep 2005 11:14:14 -0400, Jonathan Schuster
>><ferricequine@comcast.net> transparently proposed:
>>
>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 20:59:32 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 17:56:54 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>
>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 20:43:15 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>>>>double secret probation because:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 17:41:10 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 20:32:28 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>>>>>>double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 17:25:50 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>>>spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 20:10:15 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>>>>>>>>double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 16:33:36 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>>>>>spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 17:48:17 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
>>>>>>>>>>>double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 18:15:01 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> spewed
>>>>>>>>>>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 13:18:05 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>transparently proposed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 17:04:55 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> spewed
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 12:28:44 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>transparently proposed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 16:07:44 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> spewed
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 11:57:46 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>transparently proposed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 15:03:37 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> spewed
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 25 Sep 2005 12:22:36 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>transparently proposed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 25 Sep 2005 05:10:49 GMT, Woodchuck Bill <bwr607@hotmail.com> spewed in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:dh58tn$s1d$1@pookiehead.databasix.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 24 Sep 2005 21:17:08 -0700, Fly Cooter
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <fly_cooter_@example.com> spewed in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <dh529u$j94$3@pookiehead.databasix.com>, DaVe@MeOw.OrG
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and havent you found my site yet, freak?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I haven't looked, cunt. Yet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> liar. we all can see how unbalanced and obsessive you are. you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> just arent smart enough to find it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Maybe he'll claim that he was too busy "getting pussy" all weekend
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>to look up your site...but he managed to find the time to call John
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Henry and 7 other domain registrants. ;-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>when is the last time we had a kook like this?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thursday.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bunch of bastards, all of you. i cant decide if im more upset that youre
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>taking away all my thunder, or that none of you stingy ass fuckwits
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>~shared~.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>So now it is my fault that you think you are too good to sub AUK.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that den of kooks? i should think not.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><runs>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Throws kook bolo.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>><puts up hand like warding off a three stooges eye poke>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>><carbon monomolecular kook bolo strings slice fingers off like cheese>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>niven wannabe.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>><brandishes slaver stasis field shield>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>><reattaches fingers with med foam>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>><sicks a human pak protector ancestral relative of mine on yer ass>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>><goes to repair center>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>><shoots Louis Wu>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>><destabilizes ring>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>><applies The Foot to your world>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>><blasts you with xray lasers from a nuke powered ship>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>><opens stasis pod>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>><cowers in pod>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>><hurls pod at closest neutron star>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>hah! i win! i win again!!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>><shimmie>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>><puts on headphones and listens to Gatemouth Brown>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>um, yer in a stasis pod, dude. like, time stands still and stuff. HAH I
>>>>>>WIN AGAIN!!!
>>>>>
>>>>><psst: only cowered in, did not turn on>
>>>>
>>>>so, then, you got blasted by xray lasers. since it wasnt turned on. I
>>>>WIN!!! YOU CANT STOP ME!!!
>>>
>>>\me figures out who's been ghostwriting N*v*n during the prior
>>>craptastic decade of laurel-resting.
>>
>>What was that POS "The Integral Trees"?
>
>Ecccch! Another great short story ruined through the process of
>inflating it to novel length. I figure his 'sweet spot' is about
>5000-8000 words. Beyond that and he gets... unfocused.
>
>
>
>JD "not that his literary agent gives damn what i think" S
I have given up on a lot of *serious* sci-fi and just read a lot of
the space operas/space military. High noon in space crap. Much more
entertaining.
Have not been able to find much of interest to read so I went out and
found some old James Crumley mystery/PI books. His book "The Mexican
Tree Duck" is one of my all time favs. Starts out by the *hero*
pushing juke box onto the railroad tracks because they took a Hank
Snow song off, all while drinking Tequila and snorting meth. Now that
is a book that starts out well. Another one no one seems to know is
Joe R. Lansdale, basically same type writer.
--
Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005
Hammer of Thor - July, 2005
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