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Posted by dave hillstrom on 09/29/05 01:50
On Wed, 28 Sep 2005 00:45:33 -0700,
in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
Bitey <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz>
did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>Kadaitcha Man wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>
>> Bitey, <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz>, the turned out, suppositious remnant, and
>> boot catcher, averred:
>>
>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>>>
>>>> Bitey, <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz>, the cheese-filled, ill-nurtured
>>>> dewberry, and basket-maker and weaver, berated:
>>>>
>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>>>>>
>>>>>> Bitey, <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz>, the second-rate, asthmatic shop
>>>>>> assistant, and attendant to the daily needs of cattle, squealed:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "Bitey" <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> news:pan.2005.09.28.02.30.41.727742@batcave.rafters
>>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 27 Sep 2005 22:01:03 -0400,
>>>>>>>>>> in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, smallfoot <tip@toe.foot>
>>>>>>>>>> did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> In article <pan.2005.09.27.20.32.36.999786@batcave.rafters>,
>>>>>>>>>>> Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz says...
>>>>>>>>>>>> Mimic wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 27 Sep 2005 01:08:21 -0500, Noodles Jefferson
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> spewed in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <dhalo6$ja$3@pookiehead.databasix.com>, dave
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hillstrom took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> said "Oh Wow"...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 21:41:02 -0700, Bitey
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz> spewed in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> JM wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 15:32:21 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 14:59:00 -0700, Terrence Cooter
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <fly_cooter_@example.localhost> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <cvngj1pfeulo1tkhu88kit6a9sf7piud1m@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> usenet@backwater-productions.net says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> For the heinous crime of netkkkopping I hereby
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sentence Poofter to NET DEATH...REAL slow...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You homoerotic fucking 'mo. Did you have my Gmail
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> account closed? On what fucking grounds? And you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> call ME a net cop? I only report real violations.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You make shit up. You fat assed punk bitch.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ...you don't get it...do ya? I'm goin RL on you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poofter...I want you gone...history. You fucked with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the wrong guy and the wrong froup...or maybe you just
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> missed the alt.hackers.malicious froup in teh
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> groupline. I am going to COMPLETELY destroy your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> entire stupid little life...and if you think threats
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of lawsuits or legal action are going to stop
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it...*shudder*...I'm REALLY going to enjoy breaking
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you. `, )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh this is going to be fukkin priceless.... Hatter goes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> RL....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You do know I've been waiting years
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to see you do this Matthew.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LMAO
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> /me gets the popcorn
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> /me gets the beer. ;p
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sheesh! Can't you move over a little bit? I wanna SEE!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I brought freedom fries. Got ketchup?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I HAVE KETCHUP!!! I DO!! RIGHT HERE!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Whore.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so far i havent been paid. so technically im only a slut.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> LMFAO
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> What are YOU laughing about? You DEFINE the term! ;D
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Show us your tits.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> /just sayin' what everyone else has wanted to say all along
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> (can't see your post except as a reply, smallfoot) It's been said
>>>>>>>>> more times than I can remember. I will comply but you first have
>>>>>>>>> to show me your testicles.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! <wiping tears>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Hey, ya know when I said I would post a pic of my boobies if you
>>>>>>> posted a pic of your testicles?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I lied.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> It's ok, dear. I did it for you.
>>>>>
>>>>> uh oh.. uhm, ~where~ did you do it for me?
>>>>
>>>> news:dhe1l4.3i8.1@133.256.1.103.MISMATCH
>>>
>>> heh heh heh
>>> I've been reading your site.
>>
>> I took the humour site down last month. There's only the technical site
>> left.
>
>What's that supposed to mean, BUDDY?!!!! ;)
>
>I know all you've seen me do is make funnies (or try to) but there -is- a
>serious technical side to me. I was reading the Hamster HOWTO. I can't
>believe I ate the whole thing.
when you figure it out proper, maybe you could teach me. <grovel>
--
dave hillstrom
Fly Cooters crack whore mom gets wet every time she thinks of goats.
the belgians are thieves.
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