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Posted by dave hillstrom on 09/29/05 03:14
On Tue, 27 Sep 2005 10:57:00 -0700,
in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
Bitey <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz>
did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>dave hillstrom wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>
>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 23:23:17 -0700, Bitey <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz> spewed in
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>
>>>dave hillstrom wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 22:20:33 -0700, Bitey <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz> spewed in
>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>
>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 21:35:55 -0700, Bitey <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>dave hillstrom wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On 27 Sep 2005 02:22:50 GMT, ThePsyko <thepsyko@itookmyprozac.com> spewed
>>>>>>>> in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On 26 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> made their
>>>>>>>>>contribution to mankind by stating in
>>>>>>>>>news:dha5d9$ja2$14@pookiehead.databasix.com:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 14:59:00 -0700, Terrence Cooter
>>>>>>>>>> <fly_cooter_@example.localhost> spewed in
>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>In article <cvngj1pfeulo1tkhu88kit6a9sf7piud1m@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>usenet@backwater-productions.net says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>For the heinous crime of netkkkopping I hereby sentence Poofter to
>>>>>>>>>>>>NET DEATH...REAL slow...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>You homoerotic fucking 'mo. Did you have my Gmail account closed? On
>>>>>>>>>>>what fucking grounds? And you call ME a net cop? I only report real
>>>>>>>>>>>violations. You make shit up. You fat assed punk bitch.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> not that i did it, though its masterful, but thats what you get for
>>>>>>>>>> fucking with people pointlessly, whether its "real" or not. you
>>>>>>>>>> picked a fight, now their going to finish it. stop trying to justify
>>>>>>>>>> your actions as proper and socially respectable simply because there
>>>>>>>>>> are rules that say you can do such and such. telling your crack whore
>>>>>>>>>> mom that shes a slutty cock gobbler is perfectly legal, but yer gonna
>>>>>>>>>> get slapped ~at least~ anyway.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>You probably should get him a footstool so that doesn't go right over his
>>>>>>>>>head
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> or maybe a hot air balloon, which is more fitting anyway.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I am still waiting for my phone call from him.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>><tapping foot>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> He's scared of girls, looks like your out of luck...assuming he even
>>>>>> comes back after...uh...he, he, he...
>>>>>
>>>>>Oh, well damn!
>>>>>Here I am, without one of those strap-on thingies.
>>>>
>>>> this can be fixed. ill need to fit it for you...
>>>
>>>Extra LARGE and curved, please. I haven't quite decided what color I
>>>would like, though.
>>
>> perhaps a union jack? or a skull and crossbones motif? maybe a faberge
>> egg format?
>
>Oh, I LIKE the Faberge egg format! With little fish hooks if that can
>be arranged? I don't want to be too picky..
only if the barbs have been filed off. catch-and-release is so much more
pc.
--
dave hillstrom
Fly Cooters crack whore mom gets wet every time she thinks of goats.
the belgians are thieves.
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