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Posted by dave hillstrom on 09/29/05 03:23
On Tue, 27 Sep 2005 11:48:28 -0700,
in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
Bitey <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz>
did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>ThePsyko wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>
>> On 27 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, Bitey <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz> made their
>> contribution to mankind by stating in
>> news:pan.2005.09.27.17.56.59.108111@batcave.rafters:
>>
>>> dave hillstrom wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 23:23:17 -0700, Bitey <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz> spewed
>>>> in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>
>>>>>dave hillstrom wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 22:20:33 -0700, Bitey <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz>
>>>>>> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 21:35:55 -0700, Bitey <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz>
>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>dave hillstrom wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On 27 Sep 2005 02:22:50 GMT, ThePsyko
>>>>>>>>>> <thepsyko@itookmyprozac.com> spewed in
>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>On 26 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> made
>>>>>>>>>>>their contribution to mankind by stating in
>>>>>>>>>>>news:dha5d9$ja2$14@pookiehead.databasix.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 14:59:00 -0700, Terrence Cooter
>>>>>>>>>>>> <fly_cooter_@example.localhost> spewed in
>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <cvngj1pfeulo1tkhu88kit6a9sf7piud1m@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>usenet@backwater-productions.net says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>For the heinous crime of netkkkopping I hereby sentence
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Poofter to NET DEATH...REAL slow...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>You homoerotic fucking 'mo. Did you have my Gmail account
>>>>>>>>>>>>>closed? On what fucking grounds? And you call ME a net cop?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I only report real violations. You make shit up. You fat
>>>>>>>>>>>>>assed punk bitch.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> not that i did it, though its masterful, but thats what you
>>>>>>>>>>>> get for fucking with people pointlessly, whether its "real" or
>>>>>>>>>>>> not. you picked a fight, now their going to finish it. stop
>>>>>>>>>>>> trying to justify your actions as proper and socially
>>>>>>>>>>>> respectable simply because there are rules that say you can do
>>>>>>>>>>>> such and such. telling your crack whore mom that shes a
>>>>>>>>>>>> slutty cock gobbler is perfectly legal, but yer gonna get
>>>>>>>>>>>> slapped ~at least~ anyway.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>You probably should get him a footstool so that doesn't go right
>>>>>>>>>>>over his head
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> or maybe a hot air balloon, which is more fitting anyway.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I am still waiting for my phone call from him.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>><tapping foot>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> He's scared of girls, looks like your out of luck...assuming he
>>>>>>>> even comes back after...uh...he, he, he...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Oh, well damn!
>>>>>>>Here I am, without one of those strap-on thingies.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> this can be fixed. ill need to fit it for you...
>>>>>
>>>>>Extra LARGE and curved, please. I haven't quite decided what color I
>>>>>would like, though.
>>>>
>>>> perhaps a union jack? or a skull and crossbones motif? maybe a
>>>> faberge egg format?
>>>
>>> Oh, I LIKE the Faberge egg format! With little fish hooks if that can
>>> be arranged? I don't want to be too picky..
>>>
>>>
>> ok.. the last two posts weren't so bad.. but I just got a little shiver
>> up my spine.
>
>*nods head* I guess 15" could reach his spine if curved in the right
>direction but my main objective for the curve was so that his entrails
>would be involved. Probably wouldn't work.. not much guts in there.
mean. just mean.
--
dave hillstrom
Fly Cooters crack whore mom gets wet every time she thinks of goats.
the belgians are thieves.
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