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Posted by dave hillstrom on 09/29/05 03:34
On Tue, 27 Sep 2005 13:34:54 -0700,
in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
Bitey <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz>
did ~not~ rabbidly gobble farm animals cocks like Fly Cooter:
>Covv Tse-tung wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>
>> In article <pan.2005.09.27.17.50.01.462882
>> @batcave.rafters>, Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz says...
>>> dave hillstrom wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>>>
>>> > On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 23:08:43 -0700, Bitey <Bitey@Toothy1.r00lz> spewed in
>>> > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>> >
>>> >>Covv Tse-tung wrote this gem. Seriously... :
>>> >>
>>> >>> In article <dhaln0$ja$2@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>>> >>> DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>>> >>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 21:31:12 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>>> >>>> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>> >In article <dhafhl$oq2$2@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>>> >>>> >DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>>> >>>> >> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 18:16:19 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>>> >>>> >> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>> >>>> >>
>>> >>>> >> >In article <dha66n$pql$1@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>>> >>>> >> >DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>>> >>>> >> >> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 18:08:28 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>>> >>>> >> >> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>> >>>> >> >>
>>> >>>> >> >> >In article <dha40v$ja2$8@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>>> >>>> >> >> >DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>>> >>>> >> >> >> On 27 Sep 2005 00:06:55 GMT, ThePsyko <thepsyko@itookmyprozac.com> spewed
>>> >>>> >> >> >> in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>> >>>> >> >> >>
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >On 26 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> made their
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >contribution to mankind by stating in
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >news:dha2a3$no0$1@pookiehead.databasix.com:
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 16:09:50 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>In article <dh9tvr$ost$1@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 15:37:48 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>>
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >In article <dh9sf9$2vk$11@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 15:18:40 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >>
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >In article <dh9rno$2vk$5@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 15:05:06 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >>
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >In article
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> ><Xns96DD9751CE356LifeIsGood@nntp.petitmorte.net>,
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >ThePsyko@itookmyprozac.com says...
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> On 26 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, Covv Tse-tung
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> made their contribution to
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> mankind by stating in
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> news:MPG.1da20c70149a75889897d3@paisley.sugarcube.org:
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >>
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> > In article <dh9pg7$rep$1@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> > DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 14:01:36 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >>
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >In article <dh9n0l$7kf$1@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 13:39:45 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >In article <dh9m1q$5vh$1@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 13:17:53 -0700, Covv Tse-tung
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> <ChairmanCovv@hotmail.com> spewed in
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >In article
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> ><dh9kg5$emb$3@pookiehead.databasix.com>,
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >DaVe@MeOw.OrG says...
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 16:07:42 -0400, K. A.
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> spewed in
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> posted
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ><dh9k3u$emb$2@pookiehead.databasix.com> in
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Mon, 26
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Sep 2005 16:02:33 -0400:
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 19:53:53 GMT,
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>ontheroad@the-break-of-dawn.com (Sycho)
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>spewed in
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>Today Fly Cooter <fly_cooter_@example.com>
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>opened a dead sea scroll and found these
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>words written therein..
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>BUZZARD SAID:
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>They will have to rip it from my .. dead..
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>cold.. hands... before I change the info.
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>TUCOWS SAID:
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>The domain record in question has been
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>updated as follows. Please advise this
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>address with specific
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>details if you find this info to remain
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>invalid for the
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>purposes of WHOIS data.
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>(BUZZARDNEST.US WHOIS INFO HID)
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>Maybe you have half a brain after all. I
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>haven't confirmed the info yet, but at
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>least you blinked first
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>and changed your shit like I advised you to
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>before waiting for them to rip it from your
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>"dead cold hands".
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>You forgot one thing.
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> The phone number you provided is for
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> directory assistance. Change it to a
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>valid phone number. YOURS. Tucows is
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>expecting me to
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>report back to them.
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>When's it gunna be my turn, knob goblin? I'm
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>still here.
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>:D
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>hell, hes not even sure he found my site.
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>BWAAAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAAAA
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Is that the site you have with the picture of
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Terrence "Fly" Cooter performing fellatio on
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >the goat?
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> that and several others. theyre very
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> tastefully (!) done, if i do say so myself.
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >'Tastefully done'?
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >What fun is that?
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> i thought it was appropriate since i cant write
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> "smellily done."
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> >But you just did. *grin*
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >>
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >> not very well, though.
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >Don't be so hard on yourself. *I* liked it. But if'n
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >you want to step up a notch, how about 'odoriferously
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> >done'?
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >>
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> yes, i thought of that. but it doesnt quite have the
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >> violence of "smelly"
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> > And I realize you're having to write down to your
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> > audience. Of course, what you or I would consider
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> > 'smelly' is prolly normal living conditions to Cooties.
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> > A deviated septum will do that to a guy.
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> >
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >>
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> Perhaps if Cooter wasn't such a drug addicted speed freak
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> he wouldn't have to worry about such things. As it is,
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> it's a good think he doesn't have any children with piggy
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >> banks to steal from.
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >We can hope at least. The idea that his kind could breed
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> >makes Australia look better and better.
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >>
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >> new zealand, dewd. new zealand.
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >Not until they repeal their 'no nukes' policy. I mean, a
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> >guy has the right to defend himself....
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >>
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> weenie. thats so last year. aerosol bombs are where its at
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >> today.
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >They are OK for surface targets, but sometimes there is no
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >getting around having to dig the Black Hats out with the
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >craters.
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>>
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> you light off a 20ft diameter acetylene balloon up close and
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> personal to a bunker, and it WILL cause some damage. and who cares
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> if the average bunker is destroyed or just has filled entrances?
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> yeah, i know some bunkers have a lot of spare air. but thats just
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> not going to last forever.
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>>
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >Now, dropping kinetic energy weapons from orbit has some
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >promise. Its amazing how far into a bunker a crowbar will
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >penetrate when dropped from 200 miles up.
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >But then again, if'n I could get a bunch of precision-
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >guided crowbars into LEO, I'd just go up myself and solve
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> >the problem that way.
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>>
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>> kook. heh
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>Ya know, when I was but a lad, the idea that NASA would
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>make enough progress that I would have a chance to get into
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>space wasn't at all far-fetched. (I got to see 3 Apollo
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>launches while I was in the Navy in Jax)
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>Its now been over 30 years since we last set foot on Luna.
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>I hace been ripped off!!!!1! I demand the right to
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>>reincarnate once space travel has been commercialized.
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >>
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >> as what? a rat?
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >
>>> >>>> >> >> >> >A squid, obviously!
>>> >>>> >> >> >>
>>> >>>> >> >> >> why of course. an ambulatory squid. or else dinner for the crew.
>>> >>>> >> >> >
>>> >>>> >> >> >Calamari is more appetizer than entree
>>> >>>> >> >>
>>> >>>> >> >> depends on how big the squid is, i suppose. big enough, and its the other
>>> >>>> >> >> way around.
>>> >>>> >> >
>>> >>>> >> >Its hard to get the big ones tender - calamari steak tends
>>> >>>> >> >to be pretty chewey, no matter what. I like the little
>>> >>>> >> >bite-sized tentacle balls you get with appetizers.
>>> >>>> >>
>>> >>>> >> i wonder if you hammered it then marinaded it for a few days.
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>>> >The hammer will bounce
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>> you arent using the right kind of hammer.
>>> >>>
>>> >>> I'm using the same tenderizer hammer I use on veal and
>>> >>> chicken, one flat end, one with all the little pointy teeth
>>> >>
>>> >>You need a special kind of hammer to beat your meat?
>>> >
>>> > you have two of them. wanna help?
>>>
>>> I NEVER touch, eat, smell or bite meat! <shiver>
>>
>> Isn't that kinda hard, when you are *made* of meat?
>
>Moi? I am a vampire, I'll have you know!!! Harumph!!!
this sounds like avoidance from beyond the grave.
--
dave hillstrom
Fly Cooters crack whore mom gets wet every time she thinks of goats.
the belgians are thieves.
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