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Posted by Kadaitcha Man on 09/29/05 03:59
Terrence Cooter, <fly_cooter_@example.localhost>, the stereoscopic,
malcontent reptile, and animal trap setter, illumed:
> In article
> <ba6925ccb52a4fd780ad73588cc36487@rec.newsadmin.firing.blanks>,
> nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com says...
>>
>>
>> Terrence Cooter, <fly_cooter_@example.localhost>, the motherlike,
>> sun-dried pondweed, and hides tanner and curer, scribbled:
>>
>>> Fat Matt Moulton was Larted from Westhost web hosting. He did not
>>> comply with the request to remove my IP from his virtual server so
>>> his fat ass got booted. He transferred his site to a new host but if
>>> he doesn't keep his house in order he'll get Larted from there too.
>>> He still uses Westhost as his domain registry and he will need to
>>> fix his WHOIS data within the next 13 days or the domain might be
>>> seized.
>>>
>>> Backwater-productions.net updates from WHOIS:
>>>
>>> nameserver:
>>> NS4.LUNARPAGES.COM
>>> NS5.LUNARPAGES.COM
>>
>> X-Complaints-To: abuse@x-privat.org
>
> You of all people are netcopping for no reason?
Wrote the netloon who netKKKopped and got told there was no reason to
netKKKop. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
> With all the shit you pull?
Impressive, huh?
> Forgeries,
Frogeries. You need to learn to tell the difference, k0oK.
> bot posts,
Proof, please.
> avoiding filters and killfiles,
Get a better killfile.
> criminal misrepresentation of a company's abuse department
BZZZT! Local law requires me to provide a contact mail address where people
can discuss their issues with my posting content.
> and constant trolling?
So sue me.
> And you post netcop alerts when someone reports
> you for ACTUAL VIOLATIONS?
You netKKKopped non-violations. The NSP told you so, yet there you are,
still stamping your feet claiming they were violations. Actual violations
must get reported here:
http://www.aba.gov.au/contentreg/complaints/internet/content.shtml
Please, be my guest. Report me to the ABA, but first, read the fine print.
You wouldn't want another netKKKopping to go belly up on you, now, would
you? Go on, get into some serious shit and report me to the 'proper
authorities' - the gubbernmint. You know you want to.
> You're sick in the fucking head,
Sick in the head is insisting that there are 'ACTUAL VIOLATIONS' when you've
been told there aren't any.
> cunt.
Yes, I am a cunt, whereas you're a k0oK.
> Because of a lying sack of shit.
Lying is insisting that there are 'ACTUAL VIOLATIONS' when you've been told
there aren't any.
> I think
See? You're a liar. You can't help yourself, can you?
> the time is here for me to initiate UDP action against
> Altopia Corporation.
<aside>
LOOK OUT BELOW! NET LOON COMING DOWN!
<WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!>
<*SPLAT*>
Ooops.
Can someone hose down the impact splash, please?
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