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Posted by Aratzio on 10/01/05 19:48
On 01 Oct 2005 16:34:56 GMT, ThePsyko <ThePsyko@itookmyprozac.com> got
double secret probation because:
>On 30 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, Terrence Cooter
><fly_cooter_@example.localhost> made their contribution to mankind by
>stating in news:433e16fd@usenet.zapto.org:
>
>> Vote for these people tomorrow.
>>
>> Matthew Moulton: KOOK of the MONTH Every month special recognition is
>> given to someone whose Usenet Kookery is judged to have surpassed all
>> others. This is the Kook of the Month Award (KotM), voted (somewhat
>> informally) by the denizens of AUK.
>>
>> WFB/TJ: CLUELESS NEWBIE of the MONTH Similar to KotM, but reserved
>> only for the most highly clueless and incorrigible newbies of Usenet.
>> The Clueless Newbie of the Month (CNotM) is pretty much the same sort
>> of thing as the KotM, but honors spectacular cluelessness on Usenet
>> rather than Kookery. Actually being a newbie is not a strict
>> requirement for eligibility; but the type of cluelessness being
>> recognized needs to be of the sort typical of newbies. If someone has
>> been on the net for some time and still acts like a newbie, they're
>> eligible.
>>
>> Dave Hillstrom: COWARD of the MONTH Goes to the biggest yellow bastard
>> of the month on Usenet. The CotM has aslo been known as the "Brad
>> Jesness" award.
>>
>> Sycho: GOLDEN KILLFILE Given to the most killfile worthy net.kooks on
>> the face of Usenet. This award recognizes exceptional killfilable
>> merit; if you are unworthy enough to be ignored by everyone on the
>> face of the earth, you are eligible for this award.
>>
>> Matthew Moulton: VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD Given
>> to those inspired, pioneering visionaries and their worthy inventions,
>> institutions and prides-of-joys, who have reasoned it out, who KNOW
>> The Answer, that would know how to use it to make for a better
>> humanity....if only somebody would listen to them.
>>
>> Matthew Moulton: KOOK of the YEAR A just reward for the best KotM of
>> the year.
>>
>> -- Internet Awards --
>>
>> Kadaitcha Man: LOONEY MAROON AWARD For the greatest net.loon of the
>> month, including but not limited to KotM candidates. Formerly given by
>> reverse-acclaim, executive designation and outright acclamation, now
>> reserved solely for the wild whims of the AUK populace. This award is
>> generally given to the least comprehensible candidates.
>>
>> Spanky the Thunder Chicken: PALMJOB PADDLE Named for the most-spanked
>> person in the history of the Internet, Wilhelm Palmer (Bill Palmer,
>> aka "Palmjob"). The self-styled Flame Giant, who has never won a
>> single flamewar in his existence. This award is given to the person
>> who gets spanked (as in, thrashed) the most in a given month, be it by
>> their opponents or even their own hand.
>>
>> Terrence Cooter: HAMMER of THOR Awarded on an as-needed basis for
>> exceptional feats of LART strength.
>>
>> -- Lifetime Achievement --
>>
>> Kadaitcha Man: BOBO AWARD Given to they who rise above and beyond the
>> call of net.looniness, the Bobo is reserved for those whose sheer
>> quest at whatever it is they're pursuing knows Absolutely No Bounds,
>> crossing the lines of legal dispute, losing everything in particular,
>> even death. Several Bobo honorees are, in fact, deceased. Think of it
>> as the Internet's version of the Darwin Award.
>>
>> PJR: BUSTED URINAL AWARD The reward for the Lamest of the Lame on the
>> Internet. One who clogs and stinks up the joint like a busted urinal,
>> you could say.
>>
>> Matthew Moulton: UNABOMBER SURPRISE A fitting presentation to those
>> most gifted with the Long Wind, they who have the unique talent of
>> saying in a million words that which could have been said in one.
>>
>> ThePsyko: BOLO BULLIS "FOAM DUCK" PRIZE The spoonerism for "dumb
>> fuck", for those who've lost more marbles than a Chinese Checker
>> factory will ever make. Given in form of reversed reverse-acclamation.
>>
>> BUZZARD: TAR & FEATHERS Reserved solely for the Terminally Clueless on
>> the net, those most highly incorrigible past all hope crusaders who in
>> another time and reality would've been tarred and feathered and ridden
>> out of town on a rail. Preferably one with a bridge out. Over a
>> canyon.
>>
>> -- Samaritan Awards --
>>
>> Terrence Cooter: GENE SPAFFORD "USENET SAMARITAN" AWARD Not counted as
>> a Kook award, but given to whoever shows the greatest helpfulness
>> towards Usenet in any given lifetime.
>>
>> Terrence Cooter: JIM NITCHALS "INTERNET SAMARITAN" AWARD The netwide
>> version of the Spaffie, named in memory of the man who showed the
>> civilized side of\ spamfighting.
>>
>> -- Memorial Awards --
>>
>> Kadaitcha Man: EARL GORDON CURLEY MEMORIAL AWARD Commonly referred to
>> as the Curley Award, it is used to commemorate those most emulative of
>> Earl Curley, a substance-abusing incoherent crook with delusions of
>> godhead with a penchant for censoring all possible opposing viewpoints
>> notwithstanding the highly strange ones he himself held. This once
>> proud KotM alumnus mastered in the art of sock puppetry, participated
>> in mildly amusing but mostly painful websites and had an unerring
>> ability towards self-destructive behavior to get back at his
>> opponents. It is called Curley's MEMORIAL Award because he is quite
>> literally very Dead, the end result of his exhilarting rise in
>> net.kookery. Or, as the newsmedia put it simply, "died suddenly". As
>> the only one who's gone this far above and beyond the call of
>> net.kookery, he deserves an award in his honor, for aspiring net.loons
>> everywhere.
>>
>> Sean Monaghan: GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD Given to
>> those brave, inspiring crusaders who will keep up a lost lunatic cause
>> despite all odds, even after the enemy has won, set up their own
>> superpower in their midst and are chugging Guinness in a Kook-free
>> world scenario.
>>
>> Matthew Moulton: KENNY McCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL Named after the famed
>> South Park boy wonder, this medal is given to they who lose 5 or more
>> Internet accounts as a result of their net.kookery, but keep coming
>> back for more, to be killed off again and again and again.
>>
>> Woodchuck Bill: GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY For that which does the
>> greatest impression of Pickett's Charge in any given month.
>>
>> Matthew Moulton: DOUGLAS E. MACKALL MEMORIAL MACE Named for the dearly
>> departed denizen of AUK whose vision of net.loon-free Usenet posting
>> freedom helped make AUK the place it is today. Given to that which has
>> proven itself most worthy of being ignored by every ISP abuse
>> department on the face of the net.
>>
>> The anal pineapple was not on the list, but that nomination goes to
>> Pinku Sensei.
>>
>
>My name is ThePsyko and I approve of this psot.
What did I just say?
--
Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005
Hammer of Thor - July, 2005
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