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Posted by Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger on 10/02/05 08:19
"Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote in
message news:dhnp6l$fu$1@pookiehead.databasix.com...
> Hello Sean Monaghan, Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear
> me. Is there anyone at home?
>
> : [forwarded, unaltered ballot]
> :
> :
> : Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
> :
> :: Here follows the one true ballot for the September 2005 Usenet Kook
> :: awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
> :: burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
> :: Wrangler's discretion if:
> ::
> :: * you are a notorious net.kook
> :: * you attempt to vote twice
> :: * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
> :: * you vote for or against yourself
> :: * you vote in a thread other than this one
> :: * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to
> :: AUK
> :: * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
> :: * you have officially been declared non-existent
> ::
> :: Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
> :: until 12:00 noon GMT on October 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely;
> :: next time the candidate might be you.
> ::
> :: - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
> :: -
> ::
> :: KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
> ::
> :: Brad Guth
> :: Fly Cooter
> :: neither of the above
>
> Fly Cooter
>
> ::
> ::
> :: CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
> ::
> :: alt.astronomy saucerheads
> :: Fly Cooter
> :: Nunya Bidness
> :: none of the above
>
> Fly Cooter
> ::
> ::
> :: COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
> ::
> :: Don Ocean
> :: Fly Cooter
> :: NunYa Bidness
> :: Tom Bishop, alias Jinn
> :: none of the above
>
> Fly Cooter
> ::
> ::
> :: GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote yes or no.)
> ::
> :: Sylvia Sullivan
>
> yes
> ::
> ::
> :: VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (Vote for one.)
> ::
> :: nightbat
> :: Twonky
> :: neither of the above
> ::
> ::
> :: BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)
> ::
> :: Gordon Radavich, alias The Revd
> :: Raymond Ronald Karczewski
> :: Sylvia Sullivan
> :: none of the above
>
> Sylvia
> ::
> ::
> :: BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one.)
> ::
> :: Chris Assaf, alias A Former Atheist
> :: Gordon Radavich, alias The Revd
> :: NunYa Bidness
> :: Warhol
> :: none of the above
>
> Nunya
> ::
> ::
> :: BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote yes or no.)
> ::
> :: Gerald Newton
> ::
> ::
> :: UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote yes or no.)
> ::
> :: David Tholen
> ::
> ::
> :: TAR & FEATHERS (Vote yes or no.)
> ::
> :: Fly Cooter
>
> yes
> ::
> ::
> :: KENNY McCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL (Vote yes or no.)
> ::
> :: Uni
>
> yes
> ::
> ::
> :: GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote yes or no.)
> ::
> :: Fly Cooter
>
> yes
> ::
> ::
> :: PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote yes or no.)
> ::
> :: Fly Cooter
>
> yes
> ::
> ::
> :: ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (Vote yes or no.)
> ::
> :: Gerald Newton
> ::
> ::
> :: GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote for one.)
> ::
> :: Colonel Jake
> :: Lightwing, alias his_elect_07
> :: neither of the above
> ::
> ::
> :: 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD (Vote for one.)
> ::
> :: Dore Williamson
> :: Lightwing, alias his_elect_07
> :: neither of the above
> ::
> ::
> :: JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote for one.)
> ::
> :: Alan Connor
> :: Fly Cooter & Onideus Mad Hatter
> :: Moris, alias superglue
> :: Uni
> :: none of the above
>
> unitard
> ::
> ::
> :: SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote for one.)
> ::
> :: Gerald Newton
> :: Vito Kuhn & fam.*
> :: neither of the above
> ::
> ::
> :: TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD (Vote for one.)
> ::
> :: Gerald Newton
> :: nightbat
> :: Raymond Ronald Karczewski
> :: none of the above
> ::
> ::
> :: BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE (Vote for one.)
> ::
> :: Chuck Lysaght, trained by K A Cannon
> :: Joseph Bartlo, trained by Cujo DeSockpuppet
> :: Uni, trained by Aratzio
> :: none of the above
>
> unitard
> ::
> ::
> :: OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)
> ::
> :: John Bunt, alias Guy Fawkes
> :: Robert Wolfe, alias Michael Davis Disorder
> :: Sylvia Sullivan
>
> john bunt
> ::
> ::
> :: OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT (Vote for one.)
> ::
> :: Chuck Lysaght, alias the messenjah
> :: Gerald Newton
> :: Kenneth R Pangborn
>
> chuckles
> ::
> ::
> :: PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)
> ::
> :: Gary L. Burnore & DataBasix
> :: Jimmy Snibbler, alias Charles Newton
> :: Kadaitcha Man & Fred Tehbot
> :: none of the above
>
> gary
> ::
> ::
> :: HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
> ::
> :: Archie Leach
> ::
> ::
> :: HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
> ::
> :: Art Deco
> ::
> ::
> :: HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
> ::
> :: Bob Officer
> ::
> ::
> ::
> :: --
> :: alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
> :: http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/
>
> --
> Steve Leyland
> mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
> flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9
> em ess en: my 1st name at purgatory dot org
> Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
> http://www.insurgent.org/~alcatroll/
>
> =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
fuck meow army.
>
> Death called while you were out, so I gave him your pager number.
> ======================================================================
> "My suggestion is to completely ignore idiots like Leland. They are the
> lowest form of pond scum. People like him have tried unsuccessfully in
> the past to disrupt the newsgroup. The best medicine is to completely
> ignore them. As I'm sure you'll see, they're most intelligent response
> is to yell nasty names. Other than that, they have nothing."
>
> JG, netKKKop, alt.sailing.asa
> ======================================================================
> "Warning to all:
> Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
> muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
> UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"
>
> Bear, netKKKop, uk.rec.motorcycles
> ======================================================================
> "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
> post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
> Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
> dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
> obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
> flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
> physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
> masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
> POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
> for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
> slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."
>
> Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
> ======================================================================
> "I went to the Garden of Love,
> And saw what I never had seen;
> A Chapel was built in the midst,
> Where I used to play on the green.
>
> And the gates of this Chapel were shut
> And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
> So I turned to the Garden of Love
> That so many sweet flowers bore.
>
> And I saw it was filled with graves,
> And tombstones where flowers should be;
> And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
> And binding with briars my joys and desires."
>
> William Blake.
> ======================================================================
> "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
> people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
> deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
> Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
>
> Native American prophecy
>
>
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