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Posted by Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger on 10/02/05 08:20
"The One True Rusty" <huskydustyrusty@mchsi.com> wrote in message
news:7FJ%e.190473$084.48408@attbi_s22...
> PREAMBLE:
> Yes....I'm well-aware that due to my multiple kook awards my vote will
most
> likely be disqualified, but I feel the need to sound off by voting this
> time.
> After all, who better understands the true nature of kooks better than
> myself?
that's true. but you shouldn't vote this crap. alternative awards are
needed.
>
> "Sean Monaghan" <sean@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
> news:xn0e7ytm33hw6o005@kookology.info...
> > [forwarded, unaltered ballot]
> >
> >
> > Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
> >
> >> Here follows the one true ballot for the September 2005 Usenet Kook
> >> awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
> >> burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
> >> Wrangler's discretion if:
> >>
> >> * you are a notorious net.kook
> >> * you attempt to vote twice
> >> * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
> >> * you vote for or against yourself
> >> * you vote in a thread other than this one
> >> * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
> >> * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
> >> * you have officially been declared non-existent
> >>
> >> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
> >> until 12:00 noon GMT on October 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely;
> >> next time the candidate might be you.
> >>
> >> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
> >> -
> >>
> >> KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
> >>
> >> Brad Guth
> >> Fly Cooter
> >> neither of the above
> >>
>
> Fly Cooter.
> It's his time to shine.
>
> >>
> >> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
> >>
> >> alt.astronomy saucerheads
> >> Fly Cooter
> >> Nunya Bidness
> >> none of the above
> >>
>
> Fly Cooter.
> Gay as hell, and just as clueless.
>
> >>
> >> COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
> >>
> >> Don Ocean
> >> Fly Cooter
> >> NunYa Bidness
> >> Tom Bishop, alias Jinn
> >> none of the above
> >>
>
> Fly Cooter.
>
> >>
> >> GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote yes or no.)
> >>
> >> Sylvia Sullivan
> >>
>
> Yes.
>
> >>
> >> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (Vote for one.)
> >>
> >> nightbat
> >> Twonky
> >> neither of the above
> >>
>
> Twonky.
>
> >>
> >> BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)
> >>
> >> Gordon Radavich, alias The Revd
> >> Raymond Ronald Karczewski
> >> Sylvia Sullivan
> >> none of the above
> >>
>
> The douchebag known as Raymond Ronald Karczewski.
>
> >>
> >> BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one.)
> >>
> >> Chris Assaf, alias A Former Atheist
> >> Gordon Radavich, alias The Revd
> >> NunYa Bidness
> >> Warhol
> >> none of the above
> >>
>
> Abstain.
> Should've been someone else....but I'm not allowed to nominate and nobody
> else would.
> I'll tell you, the person who should've won it has won it before....that
> should be enough clue.
>
> >>
> >> BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote yes or no.)
> >>
> >> Gerald Newton
> >>
>
> Gerald Newton.
>
> >>
> >> UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote yes or no.)
> >>
> >> David Tholen
> >>
>
> <AHNOLD Impression>
> The Tholenator
> </AHNOLD Impression>
>
> >>
> >> TAR & FEATHERS (Vote yes or no.)
> >>
> >> Fly Cooter
> >>
>
> Fly Cooter.
> This is Fly Cooter's time in the spotlight.
>
> >>
> >> KENNY McCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL (Vote yes or no.)
> >>
> >> Uni
> >>
>
> I don't know who this person is, so I will abstain.
>
> >>
> >> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote yes or no.)
> >>
> >> Fly Cooter
> >>
>
> Sure....why not....I can't think of an award Fly Cooter *doesn't* justly
> deserve.
>
> >>
> >> PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote yes or no.)
> >>
> >> Fly Cooter
> >>
>
> Fly Cooter.
>
> >>
> >> ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (Vote yes or no.)
> >>
> >> Gerald Newton
> >>
>
> Gerald Newton.
>
> >>
> >> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote for one.)
> >>
> >> Colonel Jake
> >> Lightwing, alias his_elect_07
> >> neither of the above
> >>
>
> Abstain (I don't know these guys).
>
> >>
> >> 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD (Vote for one.)
> >>
> >> Dore Williamson
> >> Lightwing, alias his_elect_07
> >> neither of the above
> >>
>
> Abstain....don't know these guys either.
>
> >>
> >> JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote for one.)
> >>
> >> Alan Connor
> >> Fly Cooter & Onideus Mad Hatter
> >> Moris, alias superglue
> >> Uni
> >> none of the above
> >>
>
> One likes the care bears, the other loves the cock: Fly Cooter & Onideous
> Mad Hatter.
>
> >>
> >> SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote for one.)
> >>
> >> Gerald Newton
> >> Vito Kuhn & fam.*
> >> neither of the above
> >>
>
> Gerald Newton.
>
> >>
> >> TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD (Vote for one.)
> >>
> >> Gerald Newton
> >> nightbat
> >> Raymond Ronald Karczewski
> >> none of the above
> >>
>
> Raymond Ronald Karczewski, the moronic fuck who calls himself "a Christ".
> What a douchebag that ignorant prick really is.
> Damn, I could go on and on about the faggot Raymond Ronald Karczewski who
> thinks he can copyright his fucking name so people have to pay him to use
> it.
> Hey, Raymond, BITE ME.
>
> >>
> >> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE (Vote for one.)
> >>
> >> Chuck Lysaght, trained by K A Cannon
> >> Joseph Bartlo, trained by Cujo DeSockpuppet
> >> Uni, trained by Aratzio
> >> none of the above
> >>
>
> Abstain.
> I do not believe anyone trained either Chuck Lysaght or Joseph Bartlo, and
I
> don't know who Uni is.
>
> >>
> >> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)
> >>
> >> John Bunt, alias Guy Fawkes
> >> Robert Wolfe, alias Michael Davis Disorder
> >> Sylvia Sullivan
> >>
>
> Sylvia Sullivan.
>
> >>
> >> OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT (Vote for one.)
> >>
> >> Chuck Lysaght, alias the messenjah
> >> Gerald Newton
> >> Kenneth R Pangborn
> >>
>
> Gerald Newton.
>
> >>
> >> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)
> >>
> >> Gary L. Burnore & DataBasix
> >> Jimmy Snibbler, alias Charles Newton
> >> Kadaitcha Man & Fred Tehbot
> >> none of the above
> >>
>
> Kadaitcha Man & Fred Tehbot.
> Fucking brilliant.
>
> >>
> >> HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
> >>
> >> Archie Leach
> >>
>
> No.
>
> >>
> >> HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
> >>
> >> Art Deco
> >>
>
> No.
>
> >>
> >> HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
> >>
> >> Bob Officer
> >>
> >>
>
> No.
>
> >>
> >> --
> >> alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
> >> http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/
> >
> >
> >
> > --
> > Sean Monaghan
> > http://www.petitmorte.net/sean
> > AUK Hammer of Thor - August 2005
> > PSM Hook, Line & Sinker Award - March, July & August 2005
> >
>
>
>
> --
> Rusty
> www.rbwaters.com
> eBay ID: huskydustyrusty
>
> Usenet Awards Won:
>
> Darth Bawl (shared office with Lurker Below
> Tar & Feathers
> Kook Kard Deck Seven of Clubs
> Golden Killfile, August 2003
> Clueless Newbie of the Month, April 2004
> Kook of the Month, July 2004
> Palmjob Paddle, August 2004
> Palmjob Paddle, November 2004
> Palmjob Paddle, December 2004
> Coward of the Month, December 2004
>
> Nominations:
> Tony Sidaway Memorial Drama Queen Award
> Ministry of Circle Jerks (several times nominated)
> Tony Sidaway Memorial Drama Queen Award
> Office of Village Idiot
>
>
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