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Posted by Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger on 10/02/05 08:29
"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> wrote in message
news:4af5e43c03024fa48df8ceb68ad6c999@biz.forsale.haemorrhoids...
> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the foul, subaqueous mechanic, and
well
> digger, affirmed:
>
> > On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 09:44:23 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> > <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
> >
> >> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the three-piece, psychosexual
> >> blancmange, and mattress maker, chafed:
> >>
> >>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 09:26:40 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> >>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
> >>>
> >>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the fawning, stock-still cyst,
> >>>> and person who collects skins from roadkill, bitched:
> >>>>
> >>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 08:58:30 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> >>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the ill-equipped, crossbred
> >>>>>> hag, and taxidermist, snarled:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 06:12:54 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> >>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
> >>>>>>> because:
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the shameless,
> >>>>>>>> guilt-ridden swamp-donkey, and debt collector, meandered:
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:50:08 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> >>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
> >>>>>>>>> because:
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the gnomic, overweight
> >>>>>>>>>> tampon, and gatherer of heather for cheap fuel, rapped:
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:04:32 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> >>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
> >>>>>>>>>>> because:
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the ossiferous,
> >>>>>>>>>>>> inchoative piece of dog excrement, and person who cuts and
> >>>>>>>>>>>> polishes coprolites for jewellery, pleaded:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 03:17:11 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the infectious,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> testicle-shitting hog sucker, and ivory dealer, tinkled:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 01 Oct 2005 16:30:54 GMT, ThePsyko
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <ThePsyko@itookmyprozac.com> got double secret probation
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 30 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, "Kadaitcha Man"
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> made their contribution
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to mankind by stating in
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>
> news:d6b4a8b0e6e84d13946289d5309c0ec8@news.admin.female.bodybuilder:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Terrence Cooter, <fly_cooter_@example.localhost>, the
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> overblown, disowned gas bomb, and mercenary and gun
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> runner, stammered:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's the first time I've appeared three times in a
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> single lits o' haet. You must be feeling pain,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> slaptoy.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I only got one nomination :( I guess I need to play
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> more
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Squeaky British Twit Voice>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck Off
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> </Squeaky Britis Twit Voice>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As the official Lits Whore of AUK I must state with
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> vehemence that no list posted in AUK is complete
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> without a minimum of one entry including me.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I deem this lits o'haet incomplete and un-official.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <POUT>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fred says, "What you think is irrelevant, Aratzio."
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Fscking usenet.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>> If being on the list means so much to you, why not do what
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Cootertard did and make your own?
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> I lack the kook gene,
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> You're not going to fall for it, huh.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> I may be getting old, but I ain't quite senile.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Ok, no worries, mate. I'll wait.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> I think I scheduled for next week.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Ok, but do you remember what you scheduled and why?
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Typing lessons.
> >>>>
> >>>> Ok, don't bother waiting for next week, mate. Your mind has already
> >>>> left.
> >>>
> >>> I have to, I have foot tapping lssons this week.
> >>
> >> You don't need a mind for that.
> >>
> >> <prepares trepanning hooks>
> >
> > Hooks? Duntcha needs a saw?
>
> No. I do it the same way as it was done by the ancient Egyptians. Only
> charlatans and quacks use drills, saws, trephines and hammers. I distract
> your attention with my right hand and shove the trepanning hook up your
> nostril with the left, give it a quick half-twist and pull it back out;
with
> your unravelling brain attached. Then everyone starts laughing at your
> deepest thoughts and secrets.
rat never has deep thoughts. are you tripping?
>
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