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Posted by Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger on 10/02/05 08:31
"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
news:ptpuj1p95hrh9ar01t3rdqpnpho0vr401v@4ax.com...
> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 10:26:19 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>
> >Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the foul, subaqueous mechanic, and
well
> >digger, affirmed:
> >
> >> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 09:44:23 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> >> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
> >>
> >>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the three-piece, psychosexual
> >>> blancmange, and mattress maker, chafed:
> >>>
> >>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 09:26:40 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> >>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
> >>>>
> >>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the fawning, stock-still cyst,
> >>>>> and person who collects skins from roadkill, bitched:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 08:58:30 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> >>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the ill-equipped, crossbred
> >>>>>>> hag, and taxidermist, snarled:
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 06:12:54 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> >>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
> >>>>>>>> because:
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the shameless,
> >>>>>>>>> guilt-ridden swamp-donkey, and debt collector, meandered:
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:50:08 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> >>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
> >>>>>>>>>> because:
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the gnomic, overweight
> >>>>>>>>>>> tampon, and gatherer of heather for cheap fuel, rapped:
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:04:32 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> >>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
> >>>>>>>>>>>> because:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the ossiferous,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> inchoative piece of dog excrement, and person who cuts and
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> polishes coprolites for jewellery, pleaded:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 03:17:11 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the infectious,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> testicle-shitting hog sucker, and ivory dealer, tinkled:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 01 Oct 2005 16:30:54 GMT, ThePsyko
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <ThePsyko@itookmyprozac.com> got double secret probation
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 30 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, "Kadaitcha Man"
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> made their contribution
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to mankind by stating in
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>
> >news:d6b4a8b0e6e84d13946289d5309c0ec8@news.admin.female.bodybuilder:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Terrence Cooter, <fly_cooter_@example.localhost>, the
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> overblown, disowned gas bomb, and mercenary and gun
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> runner, stammered:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's the first time I've appeared three times in a
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> single lits o' haet. You must be feeling pain,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> slaptoy.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I only got one nomination :( I guess I need to play
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> more
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Squeaky British Twit Voice>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck Off
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> </Squeaky Britis Twit Voice>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As the official Lits Whore of AUK I must state with
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> vehemence that no list posted in AUK is complete
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> without a minimum of one entry including me.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I deem this lits o'haet incomplete and un-official.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <POUT>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fred says, "What you think is irrelevant, Aratzio."
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fscking usenet.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> If being on the list means so much to you, why not do what
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Cootertard did and make your own?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>> I lack the kook gene,
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> You're not going to fall for it, huh.
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> I may be getting old, but I ain't quite senile.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> Ok, no worries, mate. I'll wait.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> I think I scheduled for next week.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Ok, but do you remember what you scheduled and why?
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Typing lessons.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Ok, don't bother waiting for next week, mate. Your mind has already
> >>>>> left.
> >>>>
> >>>> I have to, I have foot tapping lssons this week.
> >>>
> >>> You don't need a mind for that.
> >>>
> >>> <prepares trepanning hooks>
> >>
> >> Hooks? Duntcha needs a saw?
> >
> >No. I do it the same way as it was done by the ancient Egyptians. Only
> >charlatans and quacks use drills, saws, trephines and hammers. I distract
> >your attention with my right hand and shove the trepanning hook up your
> >nostril with the left, give it a quick half-twist and pull it back out;
with
> >your unravelling brain attached. Then everyone starts laughing at your
> >deepest thoughts and secrets.
>
> Wait, I have deep thoughts? Where?
where can you bury your finger?
>
> --
>
> Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005
>
> Hammer of Thor - July, 2005
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