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Posted by Aratzio on 10/02/05 08:36
On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 11:11:20 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
<nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the deprived, three-way ape crotch, and
>truant officer, indicted:
>
>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 10:59:10 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>
>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the knackered, legless
>>> jizz-mopper, and administrative worker, peeped:
>>>
>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 10:26:19 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>
>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the foul, subaqueous mechanic,
>>>>> and well digger, affirmed:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 09:44:23 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the three-piece,
>>>>>>> psychosexual blancmange, and mattress maker, chafed:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 09:26:40 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the fawning, stock-still
>>>>>>>>> cyst, and person who collects skins from roadkill, bitched:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 08:58:30 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the ill-equipped,
>>>>>>>>>>> crossbred hag, and taxidermist, snarled:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 06:12:54 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the shameless,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> guilt-ridden swamp-donkey, and debt collector, meandered:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:50:08 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the gnomic,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> overweight tampon, and gatherer of heather for cheap
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fuel, rapped:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:04:32 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the ossiferous,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> inchoative piece of dog excrement, and person who cuts
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and polishes coprolites for jewellery, pleaded:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 03:17:11 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> got double secret
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio, <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>, the infectious,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> testicle-shitting hog sucker, and ivory dealer,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tinkled:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 01 Oct 2005 16:30:54 GMT, ThePsyko
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <ThePsyko@itookmyprozac.com> got double secret
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 30 Sep 2005 in alt.2600, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> made their
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> contribution to mankind by stating in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>> news:d6b4a8b0e6e84d13946289d5309c0ec8@news.admin.female.bodybuilder:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Terrence Cooter, <fly_cooter_@example.localhost>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the overblown, disowned gas bomb, and mercenary
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and gun runner, stammered:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's the first time I've appeared three times
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in a single lits o' haet. You must be feeling
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pain, slaptoy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I only got one nomination :( I guess I need to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> play more
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Squeaky British Twit Voice>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck Off
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> </Squeaky Britis Twit Voice>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As the official Lits Whore of AUK I must state with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> vehemence that no list posted in AUK is complete
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> without a minimum of one entry including me.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I deem this lits o'haet incomplete and un-official.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <POUT>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fred says, "What you think is irrelevant, Aratzio."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fscking usenet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If being on the list means so much to you, why not do
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> what Cootertard did and make your own?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I lack the kook gene,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You're not going to fall for it, huh.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I may be getting old, but I ain't quite senile.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ok, no worries, mate. I'll wait.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I think I scheduled for next week.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Ok, but do you remember what you scheduled and why?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Typing lessons.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Ok, don't bother waiting for next week, mate. Your mind has
>>>>>>>>> already left.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I have to, I have foot tapping lssons this week.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You don't need a mind for that.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> <prepares trepanning hooks>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Hooks? Duntcha needs a saw?
>>>>>
>>>>> No. I do it the same way as it was done by the ancient Egyptians.
>>>>> Only charlatans and quacks use drills, saws, trephines and hammers.
>>>>> I distract your attention with my right hand and shove the
>>>>> trepanning hook up your nostril with the left, give it a quick
>>>>> half-twist and pull it back out; with your unravelling brain
>>>>> attached. Then everyone starts laughing at your deepest thoughts
>>>>> and secrets.
>>>>
>>>> Wait, I have deep thoughts? Where?
>>>
>>> No, no, no. I wrote "deepest thoughts". Your deepest thoughts can
>>> still be shallow.
>>
>> FUCK, I alreay stuck a pencil in my ear so I could root some of them
>> bastards out.
>
>Oh. I don't want damaged goods.
*boggles*
Why in ghod's green earth are you imagining I am anything other?
I grew up in California (Bay Area) and was a teenager in the
60's/70's...
--
Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005
Hammer of Thor - July, 2005
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