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Posted by Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger on 10/03/05 07:12
"The One True Rusty" <huskydustyrusty@mchsi.com> wrote in message
news:%VS%e.383605$_o.266458@attbi_s71...
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> "Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger" <yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com> wrote in
> message news:dhnqlm$cjs$0@pita.alt.net...
> >
> > "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote in
> > message news:dhnp6l$fu$1@pookiehead.databasix.com...
> >> Hello Sean Monaghan, Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can
hear
> >> me. Is there anyone at home?
> >>
> >> : [forwarded, unaltered ballot]
> >> :
> >> :
> >> : Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
> >> :
> >> :: Here follows the one true ballot for the September 2005 Usenet Kook
> >> :: awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified,
mocked,
> >> :: burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
> >> :: Wrangler's discretion if:
> >> ::
> >> :: * you are a notorious net.kook
> >> :: * you attempt to vote twice
> >> :: * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
> >> :: * you vote for or against yourself
> >> :: * you vote in a thread other than this one
> >> :: * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to
> >> :: AUK
> >> :: * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
> >> :: * you have officially been declared non-existent
> >> ::
> >> :: Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
> >> :: until 12:00 noon GMT on October 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely;
> >> :: next time the candidate might be you.
> >> ::
> >>
:: - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
> >> :: -
> >> ::
> >> :: KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
> >> ::
> >> :: Brad Guth
> >> :: Fly Cooter
> >> :: neither of the above
> >>
> >> Fly Cooter
> >>
> >> ::
> >> ::
> >> :: CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
> >> ::
> >> :: alt.astronomy saucerheads
> >> :: Fly Cooter
> >> :: Nunya Bidness
> >> :: none of the above
> >>
> >> Fly Cooter
> >> ::
> >> ::
> >> :: COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
> >> ::
> >> :: Don Ocean
> >> :: Fly Cooter
> >> :: NunYa Bidness
> >> :: Tom Bishop, alias Jinn
> >> :: none of the above
> >>
> >> Fly Cooter
> >> ::
> >> ::
> >> :: GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote yes or no.)
> >> ::
> >> :: Sylvia Sullivan
> >>
> >> yes
> >> ::
> >> ::
> >> :: VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (Vote for one.)
> >> ::
> >> :: nightbat
> >> :: Twonky
> >> :: neither of the above
> >> ::
> >> ::
> >> :: BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)
> >> ::
> >> :: Gordon Radavich, alias The Revd
> >> :: Raymond Ronald Karczewski
> >> :: Sylvia Sullivan
> >> :: none of the above
> >>
> >> Sylvia
> >> ::
> >> ::
> >> :: BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one.)
> >> ::
> >> :: Chris Assaf, alias A Former Atheist
> >> :: Gordon Radavich, alias The Revd
> >> :: NunYa Bidness
> >> :: Warhol
> >> :: none of the above
> >>
> >> Nunya
> >> ::
> >> ::
> >> :: BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote yes or no.)
> >> ::
> >> :: Gerald Newton
> >> ::
> >> ::
> >> :: UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote yes or no.)
> >> ::
> >> :: David Tholen
> >> ::
> >> ::
> >> :: TAR & FEATHERS (Vote yes or no.)
> >> ::
> >> :: Fly Cooter
> >>
> >> yes
> >> ::
> >> ::
> >> :: KENNY McCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL (Vote yes or no.)
> >> ::
> >> :: Uni
> >>
> >> yes
> >> ::
> >> ::
> >> :: GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote yes or no.)
> >> ::
> >> :: Fly Cooter
> >>
> >> yes
> >> ::
> >> ::
> >> :: PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote yes or no.)
> >> ::
> >> :: Fly Cooter
> >>
> >> yes
> >> ::
> >> ::
> >> :: ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (Vote yes or no.)
> >> ::
> >> :: Gerald Newton
> >> ::
> >> ::
> >> :: GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote for one.)
> >> ::
> >> :: Colonel Jake
> >> :: Lightwing, alias his_elect_07
> >> :: neither of the above
> >> ::
> >> ::
> >> :: 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD (Vote for one.)
> >> ::
> >> :: Dore Williamson
> >> :: Lightwing, alias his_elect_07
> >> :: neither of the above
> >> ::
> >> ::
> >> :: JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote for one.)
> >> ::
> >> :: Alan Connor
> >> :: Fly Cooter & Onideus Mad Hatter
> >> :: Moris, alias superglue
> >> :: Uni
> >> :: none of the above
> >>
> >> unitard
> >> ::
> >> ::
> >> :: SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote for one.)
> >> ::
> >> :: Gerald Newton
> >> :: Vito Kuhn & fam.*
> >> :: neither of the above
> >> ::
> >> ::
> >> :: TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD (Vote for one.)
> >> ::
> >> :: Gerald Newton
> >> :: nightbat
> >> :: Raymond Ronald Karczewski
> >> :: none of the above
> >> ::
> >> ::
> >> :: BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE (Vote for one.)
> >> ::
> >> :: Chuck Lysaght, trained by K A Cannon
> >> :: Joseph Bartlo, trained by Cujo DeSockpuppet
> >> :: Uni, trained by Aratzio
> >> :: none of the above
> >>
> >> unitard
> >> ::
> >> ::
> >> :: OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)
> >> ::
> >> :: John Bunt, alias Guy Fawkes
> >> :: Robert Wolfe, alias Michael Davis Disorder
> >> :: Sylvia Sullivan
> >>
> >> john bunt
> >> ::
> >> ::
> >> :: OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT (Vote for one.)
> >> ::
> >> :: Chuck Lysaght, alias the messenjah
> >> :: Gerald Newton
> >> :: Kenneth R Pangborn
> >>
> >> chuckles
> >> ::
> >> ::
> >> :: PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)
> >> ::
> >> :: Gary L. Burnore & DataBasix
> >> :: Jimmy Snibbler, alias Charles Newton
> >> :: Kadaitcha Man & Fred Tehbot
> >> :: none of the above
> >>
> >> gary
> >> ::
> >> ::
> >> :: HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
> >> ::
> >> :: Archie Leach
> >> ::
> >> ::
> >> :: HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
> >> ::
> >> :: Art Deco
> >> ::
> >> ::
> >> :: HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
> >> ::
> >> :: Bob Officer
> >> ::
> >> ::
> >> ::
> >> :: --
> >> :: alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
> >> :: http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/
> >>
> >> --
> >> Steve Leyland
> >> mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
> >> flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9
> >> em ess en: my 1st name at purgatory dot org
> >> Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
> >> http://www.insurgent.org/~alcatroll/
> >>
> >> =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
> >
> > fuck meow army.
> >
>
> I wouldn't....you have no idea where they've been.
ok, you are right.
>
>
> --
> Rusty
> www.rbwaters.com
> eBay ID: huskydustyrusty
>
> Usenet Awards Won:
>
> Darth Bawl (shared office with Lurker Below
> Tar & Feathers
> Kook Kard Deck Seven of Clubs
> Golden Killfile, August 2003
> Clueless Newbie of the Month, April 2004
> Kook of the Month, July 2004
> Palmjob Paddle, August 2004
> Palmjob Paddle, November 2004
> Palmjob Paddle, December 2004
> Coward of the Month, December 2004
>
> Nominations:
> Tony Sidaway Memorial Drama Queen Award
> Ministry of Circle Jerks (several times nominated)
> Tony Sidaway Memorial Drama Queen Award
> Office of Village Idiot
>
>
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