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Posted by Sean Monaghan on 10/03/05 07:56
Sycho wrote:
> Today Crawdad@Bayou.com (Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin) opened a dead sea
> scroll and found these words written therein..
>
> > On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 19:58:02 GMT, ontheroad@the-break-of-dawn.com
> > (Sycho) wrote:
> >
> > > Today Crawdad@Bayou.com (Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin) opened a dead sea
> > > scroll and found these words written therein..
> > >
> > > > On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 16:59:21 GMT,
> > > > ontheroad@the-break-of-dawn.com (Sycho) wrote:
> > > >
> >>>>Today Terrence Cooter <fly_cooter_@example.localhost> opened a
> dead
> > > > > sea scroll and found these words written therein..
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > > Sycho: GOLDEN KILLFILE Given to the most killfile worthy
> > > > > > net.kooks on the face of Usenet. This award recognizes
> > > > > > exceptional killfilable merit; if you are unworthy enough
> > > > > > to be ignored by everyone on the face of the earth, you are
> > > > > > eligible for this award.
> > > > >
> > > > > I'd like to thank your mom for that awesome toothless blow
> > > > > job.. But remind her that the next time she better swallow
> > > > > and jiggle my balls a bit more. I'd like to thank all the
> > > > > little people I stepped on, which includes you, sparky. sniff
> > > > > I'd like to think my manager, Flopsy. Without the support
> > > > > and vote of confidence I wouldn't have made it this far. I
> > > > > wanna thank all those people out there that I've spnaked.
> > > > > You and your ilk made me what I am today.. An asshole. :D
> > > >
> > > > Awww....
> > > > You're just misunderstood Bro.
> > > > :-)
> > >
> > > *sniff* I know, bro. I don't get it. I mean, I go way the hell
> > > outta my way to be an asshole and that's the thanks I get??
> > > What's a lunatic gotta do to get props these days? Maybe I gotta
> > > be lazy, have more than one chin and gorge on Cheese Curls? Maybe
> > > I need to start up a Brotherhood of Usenet Assholes? (tinbua) lmao
> >
> > Well at least you made the lits....
> > *sniff*
> > :-(
>
> Oh shit! You're right! How did you get left out of the loop this time?
> Oh, I know.. He didn't get the memo. :D
Both of you, Sycho and Crawdad, made an even better Cooter Lits O'Haet
- he added both of you as write-in candidates to his modified AUK
ballot.
[See the Vote! thread I crossposted into AHM/A26/AAVFFF]
--
Sean Monaghan
http://www.petitmorte.net/sean
AUK Hammer of Thor - August 2005
PSM Hook, Line & Sinker Award - March, July & August 2005
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