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Posted by Aratzio on 11/21/62 11:28
On Tue, 04 Oct 2005 12:52:29 -0400, tinplated <throwaway59@yahoo.com>
transparently proposed:
>On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 08:46:22 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 2 Oct 2005 01:40:32 -0500, "Jack Gillen"
>><jgillen@centurytel.net> got double secret probation because:
>>
>>>"Pinku-Sensei" <DarkSumomo@netscape.net> wrote in message
>>>news:1128233868.673265.43920@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>>>>
>>>> Aratzio wrote:
>>>>> On Sat, 1 Oct 2005 22:56:22 -0500, "Jack Gillen"
>>>>> <jgillen@centurytel.net> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>
>>>>> >"Terrence Cooter" <fly_cooter_@example.localhost> wrote in message
>>>>> >news:433f4fea@usenet.zapto.org...
>>>>> >
>>>>> ><nutbucketry purged>
>>>>> >
>>>>> >>>>
>>>>> >>>> 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD (Vote for one.)
>>>>> >>>>
>>>>> >>>> Dore Williamson
>>>>> >>>> Lightwing, alias his_elect_07
>>>>> >>>> Jack Gillen X
>>>>> >>>>
>>>>> >
>>>>> >
>>>>> >*Ding*! It's my first ding, everybody!!!!
>>>>>
>>>>> This looks to be a Usenet Valhalla point. Keep track of them and at
>>>>> ten you get a Ten Gallon Sombrer0.
>>>>
>>>> Let's see if I qualify.
>>>>
>>>>> 1. Fake Ko0k Awards/Nominations.
>>>>
>>>> Flyboi
>>>>
>>>>> 2. Lits O'haet (web shites count too)
>>>>
>>>>>From recogized kooks:
>>>>
>>>> Steve "Bowtie" Young
>>>> David Tholen
>>>> Brad Guth
>>>> Sylvia Sullivan
>>>> Flyboi
>>>> Joseph Bartlo
>>>> Gerald Newton
>>>> Jason "JJayBoyd" Plawner (although he's a feeble lits maker)
>>>>
>>>>>From unrecognized kooks (these generally use my legal name, not my nym
>>>> here on AUK, although Catherine is being trained to include
>>>> "Pinku-sensei"):
>>>>
>>>> Catherine Burr (I've been on her litses since 2001)
>>>> Gillian "Galaxy Fraulein Bad Karma" Von Karmann
>>>>
>>>>> 3. Leaky Killfilters
>>>>
>>>> The kooks on RAMD don't claim to have me killfiled.
>>>>
>>>>> 4. Fan Boi newsfroups (fuck off PJR & Dowap)
>>>>
>>>> Nope.
>>>>
>>>>> Prolly more
>>>>
>>>> Insults and flames from the following recognized kooks:
>>>>
>>>> Ken Pangborn*
>>>> Tom Bishop*
>>>> Lightwing*
>>>> Charles Bohne
>>>> Barbara Schartz
>>>> Colonel Jake*
>>>>
>>>> *There might be a lits or two buried in here, somewhere.
>>>
>>>Joey made some litses a couple of times, and included you, me, Sean Monaghan
>>>and a couple of others, I think. But they were before his recent stunning
>>>successes in the field of Goofy Azzed Baboonery, so I'm not sure if these
>>>litses qualify me for any more UV points. I might look for them later, too
>>>late tonight.
>>
>>Multiple lits for the same thing (See Bartlo, Joseph or Tholen, David)
>>count as one UV point.
>>
>>Multiple lits from the same kook must be for substantially different
>>reasons to gasrner individual UV points.
>>
>>It is best to be on as many lits as possible. This requires much
>>effort and wide ranging poking of k0oks with pointy stick. Sometimes
>>training of k0oks is required.
>
>/me whispers to Jack
>
>Not to mention <twirl>ing and other assorted lsit-whoring activities
>that no self-respecting kook-poker would _ever_ partake in. No particular
>person in mind here. But whatever you feel you need to do, as long as
>you can face yourself in the mirror in the morning. I'm just sayin...
>
>
>JD "i am _not_ jealous - i'm not i'mnot imnotimnotimnot" S
<pirouette>
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VICTOLLY DANCE!
Irie, Irie, Mon, I om day Lits Whore uf ta Babalon, Mon.
--
Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005
Hammer of Thor - July, 2005
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