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Posted by tinplated on 10/14/87 11:28
On Tue, 04 Oct 2005 17:01:02 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
wrote:
>On Tue, 04 Oct 2005 12:52:29 -0400, tinplated <throwaway59@yahoo.com>
>transparently proposed:
>
>>On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 08:46:22 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Sun, 2 Oct 2005 01:40:32 -0500, "Jack Gillen"
>>><jgillen@centurytel.net> got double secret probation because:
>>>
>>>>"Pinku-Sensei" <DarkSumomo@netscape.net> wrote in message
>>>>news:1128233868.673265.43920@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>>>>>
>>>>> Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>> On Sat, 1 Oct 2005 22:56:22 -0500, "Jack Gillen"
>>>>>> <jgillen@centurytel.net> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >"Terrence Cooter" <fly_cooter_@example.localhost> wrote in message
>>>>>> >news:433f4fea@usenet.zapto.org...
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> ><nutbucketry purged>
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>> >>>> 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD (Vote for one.)
>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>> >>>> Dore Williamson
>>>>>> >>>> Lightwing, alias his_elect_07
>>>>>> >>>> Jack Gillen X
>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> >*Ding*! It's my first ding, everybody!!!!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> This looks to be a Usenet Valhalla point. Keep track of them and at
>>>>>> ten you get a Ten Gallon Sombrer0.
>>>>>
>>>>> Let's see if I qualify.
>>>>>
>>>>>> 1. Fake Ko0k Awards/Nominations.
>>>>>
>>>>> Flyboi
>>>>>
>>>>>> 2. Lits O'haet (web shites count too)
>>>>>
>>>>>>From recogized kooks:
>>>>>
>>>>> Steve "Bowtie" Young
>>>>> David Tholen
>>>>> Brad Guth
>>>>> Sylvia Sullivan
>>>>> Flyboi
>>>>> Joseph Bartlo
>>>>> Gerald Newton
>>>>> Jason "JJayBoyd" Plawner (although he's a feeble lits maker)
>>>>>
>>>>>>From unrecognized kooks (these generally use my legal name, not my nym
>>>>> here on AUK, although Catherine is being trained to include
>>>>> "Pinku-sensei"):
>>>>>
>>>>> Catherine Burr (I've been on her litses since 2001)
>>>>> Gillian "Galaxy Fraulein Bad Karma" Von Karmann
>>>>>
>>>>>> 3. Leaky Killfilters
>>>>>
>>>>> The kooks on RAMD don't claim to have me killfiled.
>>>>>
>>>>>> 4. Fan Boi newsfroups (fuck off PJR & Dowap)
>>>>>
>>>>> Nope.
>>>>>
>>>>>> Prolly more
>>>>>
>>>>> Insults and flames from the following recognized kooks:
>>>>>
>>>>> Ken Pangborn*
>>>>> Tom Bishop*
>>>>> Lightwing*
>>>>> Charles Bohne
>>>>> Barbara Schartz
>>>>> Colonel Jake*
>>>>>
>>>>> *There might be a lits or two buried in here, somewhere.
>>>>
>>>>Joey made some litses a couple of times, and included you, me, Sean Monaghan
>>>>and a couple of others, I think. But they were before his recent stunning
>>>>successes in the field of Goofy Azzed Baboonery, so I'm not sure if these
>>>>litses qualify me for any more UV points. I might look for them later, too
>>>>late tonight.
>>>
>>>Multiple lits for the same thing (See Bartlo, Joseph or Tholen, David)
>>>count as one UV point.
>>>
>>>Multiple lits from the same kook must be for substantially different
>>>reasons to gasrner individual UV points.
>>>
>>>It is best to be on as many lits as possible. This requires much
>>>effort and wide ranging poking of k0oks with pointy stick. Sometimes
>>>training of k0oks is required.
>>
>>/me whispers to Jack
>>
>>Not to mention <twirl>ing and other assorted lsit-whoring activities
>>that no self-respecting kook-poker would _ever_ partake in. No particular
>>person in mind here. But whatever you feel you need to do, as long as
>>you can face yourself in the mirror in the morning. I'm just sayin...
>>
>>
>>JD "i am _not_ jealous - i'm not i'mnot imnotimnotimnot" S
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