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Posted by Aratzio on 11/17/23 11:28
On Tue, 04 Oct 2005 15:58:07 -0400, tinplated <throwaway59@yahoo.com>
transparently proposed:
>On Tue, 04 Oct 2005 17:01:02 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 04 Oct 2005 12:52:29 -0400, tinplated <throwaway59@yahoo.com>
>>transparently proposed:
>>
>>>On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 08:46:22 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Sun, 2 Oct 2005 01:40:32 -0500, "Jack Gillen"
>>>><jgillen@centurytel.net> got double secret probation because:
>>>>
>>>>>"Pinku-Sensei" <DarkSumomo@netscape.net> wrote in message
>>>>>news:1128233868.673265.43920@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>>> On Sat, 1 Oct 2005 22:56:22 -0500, "Jack Gillen"
>>>>>>> <jgillen@centurytel.net> got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> >"Terrence Cooter" <fly_cooter_@example.localhost> wrote in message
>>>>>>> >news:433f4fea@usenet.zapto.org...
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> ><nutbucketry purged>
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>> >>>> 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD (Vote for one.)
>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>> >>>> Dore Williamson
>>>>>>> >>>> Lightwing, alias his_elect_07
>>>>>>> >>>> Jack Gillen X
>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >*Ding*! It's my first ding, everybody!!!!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> This looks to be a Usenet Valhalla point. Keep track of them and at
>>>>>>> ten you get a Ten Gallon Sombrer0.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Let's see if I qualify.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> 1. Fake Ko0k Awards/Nominations.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Flyboi
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> 2. Lits O'haet (web shites count too)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>From recogized kooks:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Steve "Bowtie" Young
>>>>>> David Tholen
>>>>>> Brad Guth
>>>>>> Sylvia Sullivan
>>>>>> Flyboi
>>>>>> Joseph Bartlo
>>>>>> Gerald Newton
>>>>>> Jason "JJayBoyd" Plawner (although he's a feeble lits maker)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>From unrecognized kooks (these generally use my legal name, not my nym
>>>>>> here on AUK, although Catherine is being trained to include
>>>>>> "Pinku-sensei"):
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Catherine Burr (I've been on her litses since 2001)
>>>>>> Gillian "Galaxy Fraulein Bad Karma" Von Karmann
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> 3. Leaky Killfilters
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The kooks on RAMD don't claim to have me killfiled.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> 4. Fan Boi newsfroups (fuck off PJR & Dowap)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Nope.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Prolly more
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Insults and flames from the following recognized kooks:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Ken Pangborn*
>>>>>> Tom Bishop*
>>>>>> Lightwing*
>>>>>> Charles Bohne
>>>>>> Barbara Schartz
>>>>>> Colonel Jake*
>>>>>>
>>>>>> *There might be a lits or two buried in here, somewhere.
>>>>>
>>>>>Joey made some litses a couple of times, and included you, me, Sean Monaghan
>>>>>and a couple of others, I think. But they were before his recent stunning
>>>>>successes in the field of Goofy Azzed Baboonery, so I'm not sure if these
>>>>>litses qualify me for any more UV points. I might look for them later, too
>>>>>late tonight.
>>>>
>>>>Multiple lits for the same thing (See Bartlo, Joseph or Tholen, David)
>>>>count as one UV point.
>>>>
>>>>Multiple lits from the same kook must be for substantially different
>>>>reasons to gasrner individual UV points.
>>>>
>>>>It is best to be on as many lits as possible. This requires much
>>>>effort and wide ranging poking of k0oks with pointy stick. Sometimes
>>>>training of k0oks is required.
>>>
>>>/me whispers to Jack
>>>
>>>Not to mention <twirl>ing and other assorted lsit-whoring activities
>>>that no self-respecting kook-poker would _ever_ partake in. No particular
>>>person in mind here. But whatever you feel you need to do, as long as
>>>you can face yourself in the mirror in the morning. I'm just sayin...
>>>
>>>
>>>JD "i am _not_ jealous - i'm not i'mnot imnotimnotimnot" S
>>
>><pirouette>
>><pivot>
>><whirl>
>><swivel>
>><twist>
>>
>>VICTOLLY DANCE!
>>
>>Irie, Irie, Mon, I om day Lits Whore uf ta Babalon, Mon.
>
><hand on head>
><teeth in glass>
><howling at moon>
><blindfold on>
><shopping list>
>
>WILBURY TWIST!
>
>JD "you know you want to dance to it, doncha?" S
Can only manage 3/5 of the Wilbury Twist anymore.
--
Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005
Hammer of Thor - July, 2005
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