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Posted by Woodchuck Bill on 10/09/05 07:19
"Jack Gillen" <jgillen@centurytel.net> wrote in
news:46CdnQU6vPnfB9XeRVn-vQ@centurytel.net:
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> "Sean Monaghan" <sean@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
> news:xn0e89c48jus0000@kookology.info...
>> Phoenix wrote:
>>
>>> In article <43482728@usenet.zapto.org>,
>>> Fly Cooter <FlyCooter@excite.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> > These are the real winners of the September 2005 Usenet Kook
>>> > Awards.
>>>
>>> At least one, at any rate. In certified recognition of your
>>> pitiful attempt to impersonate a Vote Wrangler, you are hereby
>>> duly awarded the TINFOIL SOMBRERO for outstanding pathetic
>>> fsckwittedness. Congratulations!!
>>
>> <APPLAUSE>
>>
>> Poofter has broken his own record - *eight* AUK awards in a
>> single day [based on Flyboi's Pacific time zone]
>>
>> ALL HAIL THE HAMMER OF PHOENIX!!!!1!!!
>
> ALL HAIL THE HAMMER OF PHOENIX!!!!2!!!
ALL HAIL THE HAMMER OF PHOENIX!!!!3!!!
>>
>>> > All of these winners got exactly one valid vote each. The rest
>>> > of the votes are invalid because they replied to incomplete
>>> > ballots.
>>>
>>> Well that's a new twist on FNVW impersonation. Getting
>>> originality points shows a bright future for you.
>>>
>>> > KOOK OF THE MONTH
>>> >
>>> > The winner is:
>>> >
>>> > Matthew Moulton
>>>
>>> He can't win more than once, dimwit.
>>>
>>> > CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>>> >
>>> > The winner is
>>> >
>>> > WFB/TJ
>>> >
>>> > COWARD OF THE MONTH
>>> >
>>> > The winner is:
>>> >
>>> > Dave Hillstrom
>>> >
>>> > GOLDEN KILLFILE
>>> >
>>> > The winner is:
>>> >
>>> > Sycho
>>> >
>>> > VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
>>> >
>>> > The winner is:
>>> >
>>> > Matthew Moulton
>>> >
>>> > BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>>> >
>>> > The winner is:
>>> >
>>> > Matthew Moulton
>>> >
>>> > BUSTED URINAL AWARD
>>> >
>>> > The winner is:
>>> >
>>> > PJR
>>>
>>> He can't win, period.
>>>
>>> > BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
>>> >
>>> > The winner is:
>>> >
>>> > The Psyko
>>> >
>>> > UNABOMBER SURPRISE
>>> >
>>> > The winner is:
>>> >
>>> > Matthew Moulton
>>> >
>>> > TAR & FEATHERS
>>> >
>>> > The winner is:
>>> >
>>> > Buzzard
>>> >
>>> > KENNY McCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL
>>> >
>>> > The winner is:
>>> >
>>> > Matthew Moulton
>>> >
>>> > GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
>>> >
>>> > The winner is:
>>> >
>>> > Woodchuck Bill
>>> >
>>> > PALMJOB PADDLE
>>> >
>>> > The winner is:
>>> >
>>> > Spanky the Thunder Chicken
>>> >
>>> > ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
>>> >
>>> > The winner is:
>>> >
>>> > Kadaitcha Man
>>> >
>>> > GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
>>> >
>>> > The winner is:
>>> >
>>> > Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin
>>> >
>>> > 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
>>> >
>>> > The winner is:
>>> >
>>> > Jack Gillen
>>> >
>>> > JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
>>> >
>>> > The winner is:
>>> >
>>> > Pinku-Sensei
>>> >
>>> > SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
>>> >
>>> > The winner is:
>>> >
>>> > Dr. Flonkenstein
>>> >
>>> > TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
>>> >
>>> > The winner is:
>>> >
>>> > John Henry
>>> >
>>> > OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
>>> >
>>> > The winner is:
>>> >
>>> > Kadaitcha Man
>>> >
>>> > OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
>>> >
>>> > The winner is:
>>> >
>>> > Perfect Reign
>>> >
>>> > PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>>> >
>>> > The winner is:
>>> >
>>> > Kadaitcha Man (Fred Thebot and smallfoot)
>>> >
>>> > HAMMER OF THOR
>>> >
>>> > The winner is:
>>> >
>>> > Terrence Cooter
>>>
>>> Sorry, your decree is hereby DISQUALIFIED for lack of
>>> intelligence. You didn't even include me in it, indicating
>>> you're incompetent at even being a FNVW impersonator, which
>>> means you should forthwith be nominated for Village Idiot for
>>> October. Good fscking Bob.
>>
>> Seconded, in advance.
>>
>> --
>> Sean Monaghan
>> http://www.petitmorte.net/sean
>> AUK Hammer of Thor - August 2005
>> PSM Hook, Line & Sinker Award - March, July & August 2005
>>
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--
Bill
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