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Posted by Kadaitcha Man on 10/12/05 07:09
Fly Cooter, <FlyCooter@excite.com>, the nonleaded, inept derelict, and
employee who values worthless objects, squealed:
> In article <Xns96EC71BA7299LifeIsGood@nntp.petitmorte.net>,
> ThePsyko@itookmyprozac.com says...
>>
>>
>> On 11 Oct 2005 in alt.hackers.malicious, Fly Cooter
>> <FlyCooter@excite.com> made their contribution to mankind by stating
>> in news:434bfd61@usenet.zapto.org:
>>
>>> In article <MPG.1db4ad0ddddabc31989776@newsgroups.comcast.net>,
>>> none@here.now says...
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> In article <dif1um$qmq$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>, Steve
>>>> Leyland <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> writes...
>>>>
>>>>> Rise up this morning, smiled with the rising sun. three little
>>>>> birds pitch by my door step, singing sweet songs of melodies pure
>>>>> and true, saying dave hillstrom this is my message to you:
>>>>>
>>>>>> <snip>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> damn, Fly Cooters anus sure gets around.
>>>>>
>>>>> such is teh rumour among all the battybois in his locality.
>>>>
>>>> I refuse to address Terrance as "Fly".
>>>
>>> Maybe you should. Considering that you're too stupid to spell my
>>> name right, cunt. And what kind of a homo starts a thread like
>>> this? Had to be Kadaitcha Man or Fat Matt Moulton.
>>>
>>
>> We know how you prefer it when people publically state for the search
>> engines that Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is an ass
>> licking, cum dribbling homo monkey felcher with a severe case of
>> herpes.
>
> I don't PREFER it but it does make it clear cut libel when you do it
> like that.
Well, in that case...
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California sucks mens dicks and goes to
bed with other blokes.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is a redarguing,
self-aggrandising, overblown felon.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is an imploring, after-hours,
smoke-dried gossiper.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is an oozing, worthless,
slitted lecher.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is an undulating, supine,
wobbling whale.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is a nauseating, slapdash,
hook-nosed taxi-driver.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is a grunting, topknotted,
maggot-infested hotelier.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is a driveling, three-ply,
low-pressure flasher.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is a lying, hydroponic, blurry
pimple.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is a lurking, vomit-inducing,
under-cooked politician.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is a fearing, amoeboid,
antithetical feeler.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is a usuring, prostatic,
crusty strumpet.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is a fermenting, subgross,
daft jockstrap.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is a floating, saw-toothed,
bald-pated puffball.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is a baying, heaving, rampant
prick.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is a feoffing, stative,
goatish skunk.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is a quacking, plastic,
complaining hypochondriac.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is a bethumping, rotten,
ruminant floozy.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is a bemoaning,
haemorrhoid-encrusted, stolid airhead.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is an overweening, hifalutin,
dwarfish barnacle.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is a collapsing, infectious,
bouffant pondweed.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is an undulating, stinting vat
of raw sewage.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is a blaring, cut-and-dry,
maggoty measle.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is a nidificating,
flat-topped, clitoric fanny farmer.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is a roving, blanched,
debauched imperialist.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is a limping, dried-up,
three-sided gigolo.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is a sweating, communistic,
slivery flasher.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is a mewing, sub-intellectual,
parsimonious dodo.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is a gumming, freakish,
lacteal fluke.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is a knob-gobbling, low-beam,
gobsmacked sheep.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is a squealing, tasselled,
emancipated nancy boy.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is a slubbering, herding,
crabby rat.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is a slouching, squeaking,
stretchable flagellant.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is a shuddering, joyless,
damnable scrotum sucker.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is a fizzling, inadmissible,
clumsy imposter.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is an adulterating, ablated,
lurid fermentation bucket.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is a flocculating, squat,
jeering block of concrete.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is a spuming, gratuitous,
bacchanalian kidney.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is a fowling, bifurcated,
scrotal flag-waver.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is an imploring, petticoated,
bigmouthed gill fungus.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is a gaggling, hagridden,
french-speaking hog-nose.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is a pettifogging, touristy,
prejudiced bladder.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is a spuming, apprenticed,
wrong-side-out lout.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is a badgering, double-dyed,
ignoble cat.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is a slubbering, dumb, wobbly
barnacle.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is a oozing, slithering,
iron-witted gusher.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is a sweating, distraught,
depraved diseased prostitute.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is a trembling, snobbish,
shabby french canadian.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is a head-jobbing, horrid,
lewd jerk.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is a hard breathing,
horror-stricken, self-indulgent rectum.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is a farting, knobbed,
calciferous cuntbubble.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is a pining, inseminated,
artless curryaholic.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is an officiating, muggy,
stick-in-the-mud pigfish.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is a agonising, terrible,
unhelpful fraudster.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is a puking, peevish, outdone
chipmunk.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is an obfuscating,
three-piece, after-school dunce.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is a burping, subsidised,
dandified flipper.
Terrence Cooter of San Bernardino, California is a whining, senseless,
decimated mongoose.
--
Pierre Salinger Memorial HL&S, September 2005.
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