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Posted by Fly Cooter on 10/14/05 17:45
In article <r0huk19akogkjluu48nhpkc9hq1fetrkbf@4ax.com>,
usenet@backwater-productions.net says...
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>On Fri, 14 Oct 2005 00:27:22 -0500, Noodles Jefferson
><silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>
>>In article <6kauk1dejaqcnpgue5aeqp5r3e4p45tejg@4ax.com>, Onideus Mad
>>Hatter took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>>
>>> On Thu, 13 Oct 2005 22:48:59 -0500, Noodles Jefferson
>>> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> >In article <lm9uk11khsnid68v7g2clp42r2mie5vbqt@4ax.com>, Onideus Mad
>>> >Hatter took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>>> >
>>> >> On Thu, 13 Oct 2005 22:21:52 -0500, Noodles Jefferson
>>> >> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>>> >>
>>> >> >In article <j95uk15kg8j9rdlff2anuag3eokmgmdspo@4ax.com>, Onideus Mad
>>> >> >Hatter took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh
Wow"...
>>> >> >
>>> >> >> On Thu, 13 Oct 2005 21:05:50 -0500, Noodles Jefferson
>>> >> >> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >> >In article <9n2uk19eap27d77unac4f50hag9ivtmktm@4ax.com>, Onideus Mad
>>> >> >> >Hatter took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh
>>> >> >> >Wow"...
>>> >> >> >
>>> >> >> >> On Thu, 13 Oct 2005 19:49:56 -0500, Noodles Jefferson
>>> >> >> >> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>>> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >In article <fe4sk1111742mhclhf2rus92t17i9cgd7t@4ax.com>, Onideus
>>> >> >> >> >Mad
>>> >> >> >> >Hatter took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh
>>> >> >> >> >Wow"...
>>> >> >> >> >
>>> >> >> >> >> On Thu, 13 Oct 2005 01:59:31 -0500, Noodles Jefferson
>>> >> >> >> >> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>>> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >> Clever enough that if I ever did something illegal I
wouldn't
>>> >> >> >> >> >> be
>>> >> >> >> >> >> running all over Usenet bragging about it.
>>> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >But see, there's the rub. You've already felt the need to
cover
>>> >> >> >> >> >your ass
>>> >> >> >> >> >on usenet, you've already admitted to fucking with their
message
>>> >> >> >> >> >boards.
>>> >> >> >> >> >Who do you think one of the first people they're gonna be
>>> >> >> >> >> >looking for is
>>> >> >> >> >> >going to be. Maybe someone who's admitted to fucking with
their
>>> >> >> >> >> >message
>>> >> >> >> >> >board on a public forum?
>>> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> Verbally fucking around with a bunch of goobers ins't illegal.
>>> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >Never said it was Matty.
>>> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> ...yeah, actually you pretty much did.
>>> >> >> >
>>> >> >> >Not at all. That's your guilty conscience talking.
>>> >> >> >
>>> >> >> >> Feelin all right Noodlehead?
>>> >> >> >> Lil fuzzy today maybe?
>>> >> >> >
>>> >> >> >Nope. All copacetic.
>>> >> >> >
>>> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >Getting a little defensive?
>>> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> Getting a little retarded?
>>> >> >> >
>>> >> >> >A little on edge Matty? Wanna talk about it?
>>> >> >> >
>>> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> >Your only salvation is that you don't have the brains God gave
a
>>> >> >> >> >> >ladybug, so taking down Mozilla's FireFox page is probably out
>>> >> >> >> >> >of your
>>> >> >> >> >> >league.
>>> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> *pats Noodle Dick on the head*
>>> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> Good boy!
>>> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >I know the truth hurts.
>>> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> Oh please, don't remind me how fucking stupid you are, I just
don't
>>> >> >> >> think I can bear it!
>>> >> >> >
>>> >> >> >hahahaha !!!
>>> >> >> >
>>> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >I'd feel bad for dropping it on you but I don't even like you.
>>> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> Well, I'm glad ONE of us is taking the time and bother to put some
>>> >> >> >> emotion into our nonexistant relations.
>>> >> >> >
>>> >> >> >Well, I wouldn't have a relationship with people either if all I
ever
>>> >> >> >heard from them was that I was a stupid dick.
>>> >> >> >
>>> >> >> >I can see why there's no incentive for you to reach out. You're a
>>> >> >> >stupid
>>> >> >> >dick and not very liked.
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >> Poor 'ol Noodle
>>> >> >> Trussed up like a lil toy poodle
>>> >> >> He's been bombarded
>>> >> >> For being mentally retarded
>>> >> >> Incidentally failing monumentally
>>> >> >> Wailing so much there's no time for inhaling
>>> >> >> We can all hope that the dope won't be able to cope
>>> >> >> And it'll be his end
>>> >> >> The one who can't contend
>>> >> >> The one who pretends
>>> >> >> The one who can't defend
>>> >> >> The one no one wants as a friend
>>> >> >> Can't you comprehend
>>> >> >> My little dead end
>>> >> >> Or must I blister yer rear end
>>> >> >> And continue to offend without end
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Interesting dodge. Nice crappy poem too. That's rec.arts.poetry worthy.
>>> >>
>>> >> Don't you be dissin my wicked white boi rap, net.nigga!
>>> >
>>> >That was rap?
>>> >
>>> >BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!
>>>
>>> Well step it the fuck up, net.nigga! You think you can do better,
>>> let's see you rap it the fuck out, ya pussy lil girl scout, always
>>> runnin at the mouth, I'll smack yer lil wannabe black come backs, I
>>> won't hold back as I verbally attack, better make tracks ya stupid lil
>>> white trash.
>>
>>Alright, who g<COCK SLAP>
>
>Hrmmm...I guess my new trend doesn't really work if I'm the only one
>capable of rhyming.
Anybody can rhyme. But you can't get pussy. I'll take the snatch, 'mo.
--
Terrence Cooter
HAMMER OF THOR
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