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Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 11/14/55 11:31

On Wed, 9 Nov 2005 04:51:31 -0600, Noodles Jefferson
<silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:

>You sh<COCK SLAP>

First of all, only cunt headed down syndrome trainables post binaries
to non-binary froups. Second, when you attach an image to a thread,
make sure your idiot news browser is setup to NOT include the file
name in the subject, cause otherwise it fucks up thread continuity.
Third, your ability to encode images and determine the proper format
to use is slap in the face to intelligence design, you drooling little
muppet fuck.

Your file was encoded in lossy JPG with the quality set to "uber shit"
apparently. This resulted in a crappy looking image with a file size
of 1.43KB, where as if you hadn't been an idiot, you would have chosen
a palette based PNG or GIF file, using optimized octree and setting
the max color to about 100, which would have resulted in this:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/trash.png
Which is only 919 bytes. Of course if you weren't stupid you would
have cropped it down to just the image part, in which case you could
have gone down to as low as 890 bytes.

Feel free to continue being a stupid fucking drooler, Noodle Head,
it's amusing if nothing else to watch you try and bite at my heels for
attention.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net

 

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