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Posted by Noodles Jefferson on 12/06/05 07:08
In article <7o2ap1d1t8jfrdtin5atltdttqlsuiift0@4ax.com>, Onideus Mad
Hatter took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...
> On Mon, 05 Dec 2005 19:45:15 -0800, mike <mike@artistmike.com> wrote:
>
> >>> Will you pay to see what I am capable of doing?
>
> >> LOL, people don't PAY to see what you're capable of...
>
> >You really don't have very good clients, do you.
>
> My last job (a stand alone Flash presentation) was featured at the
> White House Conference on Cooperative Conservation...
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/envirojobby.png
Um, your little flash envirojooby thing isn't anywhere on there. No
mention of it anywhere either.
http://conservation.ceq.gov/index.html
So, post proof.
>
> You can't even DREAM of getting clients on MY level, Sweetheart.
>
That would be what, the non-existant level?
You're right. I don't dream about that.
> >All of my clients pay 50%
> >to see what I can come up with for their projects. I never start a project
> >without 50% up front.
>
> I'm not talking about starting a project, Stupid, I'm talking about
> throwing together a few mockups when you're a bidding for a job. I
> hate to break this to ya, Kiddo, but the competition is fierce:
> http://contractedwork.com/rt.cfm?SubCatID=63
>
> And morons like you? You're just kidding yourselves. Pay you 50% up
> front? You must be dealin with some pretty shady individuals if
> you're running THAT scared whilst ass raping default filter effects in
> Photoshop.
>
> >> you SHOW THEM for FREE what you're capable of through
> >> examples, prototypes, mockups, portfolios, etc...
>
> >That is not what YOU are asking for, you are asking for custom art to be
> >done for your little "contest" ... and I don't do custom work without being
> >paid for it.
>
> Retard, the glass sample I created took less than 2 minutes to put
> together. Either YOU HAVE a technique for creating it...or you're
> just a deficient who doesn't know fuck all what they're doing. Why
> don't you go Google for a tutorial, Stupid? LOL
>
> And that music player? Puhlease, it took me 7 minutes to create the
> base structures and then less than an hour to figure out techniques to
> achieve a similar style. And now that I've developed those
> techniques, I can recreate the structure in any form I like, like if I
> suddenly wanted the buttons to all be the same size, or if I wanted
> them to be little stars or arrows or whatever...it would only take
> minutes.
>
> Either you have the techniques...or you're a poser. Which is it?
>
> Here, we'll start REAL simple...just create a glass structure:
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/glass.png
> That's it, so simple even a retard like you should be able to pull it
> off. *snicker*
>
> Hell, I'll even give you my methodology:
>
> Create a gradient, color filled structure. Bevel the outer edges and
> apply an inner shadow. Replicate the layer and apply a vertical
> distortion filter and resize the layer down. Pull the image section
> to the bottom of the structure, apply a gaussian blur then lower the
> layer transparency and set the layer blend mode to dodge. Make
> another duplicate of the first layer, reduce the size, move it to the
> top of the structure, remove the contents and color fill the selection
> with a white horizontal linear faded gradient, set the layer blend
> mode to luminance, lower the layer opacity and then apply a gaussian
> blur to the layer.
This reads like a homework assignment.
>
> Surely you can do it if I'm GIVING YOU THE ANSWERS, can't you?
>
> LOL...let's all see just how amateur you are. `, )
>
> >> if you don't have any
> >> of those things...
>
> >Your lack of knowledge of what I have is not my problem.
>
> Your lack of knowledge is grossly clear to everyone but you, although
> somehow I doubt you're doing even half a good a job of lying to
> yourself as you like to posture. What I was asking for in this lil
> competition would not take any competent graphic artist more than a
> couple minutes to create. In fact, it would have taken less time to
> make than it took you to type your last post.
>
> You lose, Mike...because you're a loser.
>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm Ή x Ή
> http://www.backwater-productions.net
>
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