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Posted by Noodles Jefferson on 11/19/80 11:34
In article <1xyfyaud4cmk3.dlg@fallen.angel>, ^reaper^ took the
hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...
> While sipping absinthe, Noodles Jefferson heard a loud sucking noise coming
> from alt.flame, and hastily inscribed the following unintelligible Sanskrit
> in <news:MPG.1e06b0bfe3751737989907@news.alt.net>:
>
> > In article <ghq0j01o3zc1$.dlg@fallen.angel>, ^reaper^ took the
> > hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...
> >
> >> While sipping absinthe, Noodles Jefferson heard a loud sucking noise coming
> >> from alt.flame, and hastily inscribed the following unintelligible Sanskrit
> >> in <news:MPG.1e0688d2a6222e8b989904@news.alt.net>:
> >>
> >>> In article <na1q21sb4ve0.dlg@fallen.angel>, ^reaper^ took the hamburger,
> >>> threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...
> >>>
> >>>> While sipping absinthe, Noodles Jefferson heard a loud sucking noise coming
> >>>> from alt.flame, and hastily inscribed the following unintelligible Sanskrit
> >>>> in <news:MPG.1e066a4027bdabcd9898fe@news.alt.net>:
> >>>>
> >>>>> In article <5i50whey1087$.dlg@fallen.angel>, ^reaper^ took the
> >>>>> hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> While sipping absinthe, Noodles Jefferson heard a loud sucking noise coming
> >>>>>> from alt.flame, and hastily inscribed the following unintelligible Sanskrit
> >>>>>> in <news:MPG.1e0506c2f68b05269898fa@news.alt.net>:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>> In article <1shwmi3dhcjre.dlg@fallen.angel>, ^reaper^ took the
> >>>>>>> hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> While sipping absinthe, Noodles Jefferson heard a loud sucking noise coming
> >>>>>>>> from alt.2600, and hastily inscribed the following unintelligible Sanskrit
> >>>>>>>> in <news:MPG.1dfefaa45d6771149898ca@news.alt.net>:
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> I haven't made anything less than an AB since I started school. This
> >>>>>>>>> semester's looking the same. Barring a major disater I won't get
> >>>>>>>>> anything less than an AB. I'm probably looking at straight A's for the
> >>>>>>>>> semster but I'm trying to keep myself humble. In my first semester, I
> >>>>>>>>> was 5 points away from having a perfect score in one of my classes. I
> >>>>>>>>> was on academic suspension and I got it lifted a semster early.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> No offense, needle dick. But I wouldn't exactly be bragging about this if I
> >>>>>>>> were you. o_O
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Lick my ballsack. Twice.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Could you please be a tad more creative, pudzinski?
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Sure. Lick my ballsack. Twice. While doing a handstand.
> >>>>
> >>>> You're a midget? o_O
> >>>
> >>> No, why? You into that?
> >>
> >> Sorry, pudpustle.
> >
> > Heh. At least that was inventive, albeit retarded.
>
> And gross. You forgot to mention, gross.
Okay, you get some points for that. I had a bad image of a pudpustule.
>
> >> I'm not into vienna sausages and gumdrops. But if you
> >> check out the tenderloin, I'm sure you can find someone who is.
> >
> > Thanks, but I can handle the dating thing just fine without you.
>
> If you say so. Just don't wear out your hand, m-kay?
No hand required. Life's cool like that when you're not a dateless
loser.
>
> >>>>>> Or is the single hand
> >>>>>> typing bit throwing you off? o_O
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Nice creativity, hypocrite. Fuck. Off.
> >>>>
> >>>> Oxygen is a good thing, lipschitz. You should try it sometime.
> >>>
> >>> I'm oxygen deprived because you can't be any more creative after railing
> >>> on me for it. Got it.
> >>
> >> Looks like you need to take up a new hobby if you really think I'm "railing
> >> on [you]". Or... are you just _pretending_ to be a whiney butt? o_O
> >
> > I'm more amused and like wtf more than anything. I don't remember having
> > a problem with you before, so why you all in my grill now?
>
> What can I say? I felt like playing and you volunteered. ^_~
Well normally, I'd either chalk it up to general retardation or a bad
day but you seem smarter and more even-tempered than that.
--
Noodles Jefferson
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