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Posted by Noodles Jefferson on 12/15/05 09:44
In article <dnr58c$nhk$0@pita.alt.net>, Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote
Ranger took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...
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> "Noodles Jefferson" <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote in message
> news:MPG.1e0aba78ad3e00bd989914@news.alt.net...
> > In article <1hnvp1tcbv1otbafunq084g4ejvv4b3t6j@4ax.com>, Onideus Mad
> > Hatter took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...
> >
> >> Your mom likes em BIG...and LONG...and attached to a Mad motha fuckin
> >> Hatter...
> >>
> >> --
> >>
> >> Onideus Mad Hatter
> >> mhm Ή x Ή
> >> http://www.backwater-productions.net
> >> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
> >>
> >>
> >> Hatter Quotes
> >> -------------
> >> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
> >>
> >> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
> >>
> >> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
> >> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
> >>
> >> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
> >> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
> >> of its relevancy."
> >>
> >> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
> >> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
> >>
> >> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
> >>
> >> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
> >> they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
> >> givin em out for free."
> >>
> >> "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
> >> So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
> >> to their merry little mess."
> >>
> >> "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
> >> horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
> >> their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
> >> sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
> >> images burned into their tiny little minds'."
> >>
> >> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
> >> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
> >>
> >> "Those who record history are those who control history."
> >>
> >> "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
> >> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
> >>
> >
> > Uh, yeah dude. Sure.
>
> Don't you have noodles to starshine, moronbeam?
Fuck off, you rambling, shambling mess.
>
> >
> > --
> >
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> > / / / / / / /_/ / /_/ / /_/ /
> > /_/ /_/ /_/ .___/ .___/\__, /
> > /_/ /_/ /____/
> >
> >
> > alt.fan.trippy
> > alt.trippy
> >
> >
> > http://www.thetrippy.com
> >
> >
> > Mr.T.trippy@thetrippy.com
> > (I pity the fool, who doesn't take out Mr.T. before e-mailing me)
> >
> >
> > mhm 31x9
> >
> >
> > Skepticult # 365-12149-907
> > Rank : Seargent First Class
> >
> >
> > WeeSaul Disciple #30
> >
> >
> > Smeeter #30
> >
> >
> > WORTHLESS SCUM #246
> >
> >
> > Field commander: s.c.s campaign (2 nd flonk contingent)
> >
> >
> > OBP#444 -- Clue knight
> > Field Marshall of the Bastard Penguin Army
> >
> >
> > I'm spooge too.
> >
> >
> > Cool quote:
> >
> >
> > "I'd love to be at the dinner table when little Mandy asks dad what
> > beastiality is ("about $120 an hour, Muffin")."
> >
> >
> > --- "=?iso-8859-1?Q?=B1?=" (h0plibbb_o...@NOSPAMPLEACEOKhotmail.com)
> >
> >
> > Love from my fans:
> >
> >
> > "Please excuse the American slang, but you sir are a DICK!"
> > --- P...@P.net "P"
> > <b6nnctoik9spr7s931aidkd4n6bj0rt...@4ax.com>
> >
> >
> > "Declare victory and run! Thats all you Amerikkans know! It sure worked
> > for you in BVietname!"
> > --- P...@P.net "P", Acknowleging my victory
> > <3ad22d23.1399...@news.alt.net>
> >
> >
> > "Don't have any, I am sure I could use some though, cause in real life I
> > would beat you to a pulp without a second thought, that's called angry
> > control management and I have none,
> > so consider you punk ass luck that you are able to hide behind your
> > computer, cause we both know in the ral world I would beat you down to
> > the ground like the bitch you are then keep
> > beating you even after you where done."
> > -- sxw_o...@hotmail.com (Hextreme1)A.K.A 'Brandon Hex' after being told
> > to take his meds.
> > <sxw_owns-0209011917370...@dialupk128.mpls.uswest.net>
> >
> >
> > "You is smarter when YOU is on crack."
> > --- Jesus Slut Fucker <drape...@home.com>, weighs in on the drug debate.
> > <3B35F5B7.9888A...@home.com>
> >
> >
> > "Hurry, hurry, hurry...Heinie awaits with the soap!"
> > --- "Seafood" <n...@sanctum.com>, on his motivations.
> > <SioY6.73860$u34.3423...@e420r-sjo2.usenetserver.com>
> >
> >
> > "You sure are a moron. Sollog was 20 days off on a event that occurs
> > once every 800 or so
> > days. That is a 95% accuracy rate."
> > --- fvckyou...@hotmail.com (Fvck You Too), on prediction accuracy.
> > <80c04064.0106260816.622d5...@posting.google.com>
> >
> >
> > "Please, let's keep this to the privacy of alt.paranormal, they don't
> > need to know. Seems like I misjudged your chess like mind, is it not too
> > late to ask
> > you to withdraw my nomination? You have no idea what it will do to my
> > reputation."
> > --- "." (Bau...@virgSPAMin.net), begging for mercy
> > <SgUP6.1441$lm5.345...@news6-win.server.ntlworld.com>
> >
> >
> > "Oh wow, I'll have to write that down in my address book and apply to
> > go there when I finally get caught."
> > --- mμcheil <mich...@ireland.com>, on Mendota Mental Health Institute
> > and his post-stalking 'to do' list.
> > <u2hbotsa53batr6n0cu37edtukup3n9...@4ax.com>
> >
> >
> > "I'll have to kill you now....tonight."
> > --- Todd <tcamb...@canada.ca>, on the urgency of his psychosis.
> > <3B85FB9C.86D9B...@canada.ca>
> >
> >
> > "I'm gonna kill you, you will be the the first, tonight I'll do this."
> > --- Todd once again, proving that soc.culture.scottish doesn't issue
> > threats.
> > <3B85FC95.3E18...@canada.ca>
> >
> >
> > Such a long
> > time ago
> > now I know
> > you woke up to find
> >
> >
> > You were wrong
> > there ain't no doubt
> > put me out
> > nearly made me blind
> >
> >
> > You sent me a letter
> > brought tears to my eyes
> > tell me you've changed
> > after all of this time
> >
> >
> > Like a stone rolling down a mountainside
> > It's over, you can't turn the tide.
> >
> >
> > Bonnie Tyler -- "Tears"
> >
> >
> > Doobie Doobie Doo
>
>
>
--
Noodles Jefferson
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM
NP: "The Road to Chicago" -- Thomas Newman (Road to Perdition
Soundtrack)
"Our earth is degenerate in these latter days, bribery and corruption
are common, children no longer obey their parents and the end of the
world is evidently approaching."
--Assyrian clay tablet 2800 B.C.
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