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Posted by Shoe up skytard's ass on 12/17/05 23:31
You are one miserable son a a bitch aintcha?
"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
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> So on my doorstep today is a large paper sack, tied up with ribbon and
> a card hanging off it that says, "On the third day Christmas my true
> love gave to me..." and inside is a candle incense melty thing and a
> couple packages of melties for it (peppermint and keeristmas tree).
>
> So what I'm wondering is...who the hell is it from? I mean it's not
> like I can send a thank you card or anything if I don't know who laid
> it upon my idle doorstep.
>
> At first I was thinkin about calling the bomb squad in to have a look
> see in it, but I figured I'd just open it really sneaky like with
> scissors from the side and it was all good. The other interesting
> thing is that today actually IS the third day of Keeristmas. Oh,
> whoever did it also has some level of computing skill cause the card
> was made on a computer, printed on printer paper and then cut out (you
> can see a little bit of their guidelines where they cut it out). Heh,
> I'm all like...CSI Keeristmas...LOL...
>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm Ή x Ή
> http://www.backwater-productions.net
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>
>
> Hatter Quotes
> -------------
> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>
> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>
> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>
> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
> of its relevancy."
>
> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>
> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>
> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
> they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
> givin em out for free."
>
> "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
> So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
> to their merry little mess."
>
> "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
> horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
> their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
> sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
> images burned into their tiny little minds'."
>
> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>
> "Those who record history are those who control history."
>
> "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
>
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