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Posted by DieKommisar on 11/19/62 11:35
Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin wrote:
> On Sun, 25 Dec 2005 00:37:16 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
> >Heh, guess I should give an update. Okay, whoever the mystery person
> >is they keep leaving bags 'o stuff on teh porch every night, around
> >7pm (although today they did it at around 5pm). They've shown no sign
> >of revealing who they are and quite frankly...well there are just too
> >many possible suspects, from family, to friends, to deranged Internet
> >weirdos. Whoever it is though is spending quite a bit though, so I'm
> >wondering if it's not some sort of group effort. Here's the breakdown
> >of the gifts and the days:
> >
> > 1st Day - 14th -
> > 2nd Day - 15th -
> > 3rd Day - 16th - Candle Melts
> > 4th Day - 17th - Gift Certificate At Sushi Place - $25
> > 5th Day - 18th - Tin 'o Cookies
> > 6th Day - 19th - 2 Bottles of Wine - Cabernet Sauvignon & Chardonnay
> > 7th Day - 20th - Gift Certificate At Blockbuster - $25
> > 8th Day - 21th - Poinsettia
> > 9th Day - 22th - Gift Certificate At Pizza Place - $25
> >10th Day - 23th - Gift Certificate At Coffee Shop - $10
> >11th Day - 24th - Chocolate Covered Cherries and a Fleece Blanket
> >12th Day - 25th -
> >
> >There was nothing on the 1st or 2nd day to my knowledge, but it could
> >be a stranger came by and stole them in the night, I dunno for
> >certain.
> >
> >The setup is always the same, delivered in a plain Safeway bag with a
> >little 2x4 inch card, folded in half, punched and tied to the bad with
> >ribbon. The cards are printed on regular printer paper, using a color
> >inkjet printer. They all have a Keeristmas oriented clip art on the
> >front and inside is message, "On the **th day of Christmas my true
> >love gave to me..." The stars have the day. Font is about 14pt,
> >sorta looks like Comic Sans, but not quite.
> >
> >I'm not sure what's gonna happen tomorrow...but it should be
> >interesting. I'm wondering if they'll reveal themselves or stay in
> >the shadows. I'll keep everyone updated!
>
> Today's is the day , Matthew!!!!!!
>
> I figured it out lil Bro......
>
> You are going to get laid for Christmas!!!!!!
>
> I mean look at the set up....
> Wine, sushi, candles, chocolates?
In prison?
>
> Yep,
> Someone has been prepping you for a nice
> evening of unbridled, noisy sex, in front of
> the fireplace tonight.
>
In prison?
> Just remember one thing.....
> I have heard that if you don't lubricate your asshole,
> you can end up with permanant damage to your sphincter.
In prison...
>
> Merry Christmas Matthew....
New cocktail chatter at the Hague:
Oh, you worked for IBM, too?
> :-)
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