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Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 03/22/06 09:18
On 21 Mar 2006 09:07:12 -0800, "Travis Newbury"
<TravisNewbury@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> Sorry, I don't do the whole "spoon fed" education. Everything I know
>> was derived on my own through experimentation, analysis, trial and
>> error, etc.
>Ok, that explains your current understanding of Flash and XML.
Which is light years beyond your poverty of intellect.
>> I am not a walking encyclopedia of OTHER people's
>> supposed knowledge and understanding like so many of you kids...and
>> hey, it's workin so far:
>> http://www.sarcastic-caret.net/wedding/
>> Do YOU have a Flash site with integrated PHP functionality? No? Huh,
>> funny that. *shrugs*
>Why do you ask a question then answer it (incorrectly)?
....so uh...where's this site of yours that has a PHP back end? See,
Junior, what you're doin right now is TALKING SHIT without anything to
back it the fuck up with. *shrugs*
I didn't make reality you know...I just beat you the fuck over the
head with it.
>> The code in its current form probably isn't as streamlined as it could
>> be
>Probably?
Well there are problems that can arise out of streamlining code. Like
with that one example I posted a link to where the Javascript is
creating the HTML on the fly, ~technically~ speaking the overall
amount of code ~could~ be reduced...however that code reduction would
increase the amount of overall processing power that it would take to
render it...so, there ya go, it's kind of a trade off thing.
See, that's something you would know if you had ACTUALLY spent time
EXPERIMENTING with your code and learning things on your own...things
which they don't even cover in most "Flash for Dummies" books.
>> Again though...what the fuck have you got?
>Well for starters, the flash video player on the Aerosmith's website,
>But hey, who the hell are they?
D00d, the Flash video player is shit. I don't care who the hell you
made it for, you could have made it for fucking GOD himself, that
doesn't change the fact that it's shit ridden at best. Your video
quality is horrible, it takes forever to load, you have no loading
screen, I don't know WHAT or HOW you encoded said video but you
certainly fucked it all up, you have no video controls (no volume, no
pause, no stop and the play button isn't even clear). You've also got
this problem with the font overlays on the video, they're all
pixilated and not antialiased. And did I mention, OH YOUR GOD, where
is your loading screen? It's like, you click on the link to "The
Band"...and it just...sits there...for like 2 minutes...2 minutes and
I'm on a fuckin HIGH SPEED CABLE CONNECTION...and you know what
happens when it finishes loading? Yeah...a picture...you gotta wait 2
fuckin minutes on a high speed cable connection just to see...a
picture...WOW!
Seriously d00d, you suck great big donkey dicks. The whole Aerosmith
site is just one giant fucking joke...especially if you bother to take
a look at the source code:
:<html>
:<head>
:<title>Aerosmith.com</title>
:<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1">
:<!-- Fireworks MX Dreamweaver MX target. Created Wed Oct 19 08:04:54 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time) 2005-->
:</head>
*snicker*
The dribbling clusterfuck is using DREAMWEAVER!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...what's the matter, too fuckin stupid to even code
yer own HTML...LOL...oh and hey, I love that no DTD look, REALLY
awesome!
>> >Using either a manual parsing,
>> Whose parsing what now? Are you just reading this out of a book or
>> something? LOL Seriously, what are you saying? Do you know?
>Your lack of XML knowledge is showing through.
D00d, you don't even know what to DO with XML, let alone what it is.
>> >Many of the components for Flash are driven my XML.
>> ...really? Like what, specifically?
>> >The menu and tree component are two examples.
>> ...what menu and tree components? Oh, wait, yer talkin about
>> Macromedia Flash, the program that does everything for you cause you
>> don't know how to do it yourself using SwishMax,
>Hatter you are too funny. SwishMax is for kids. Bye bye now.
And yet, take a look at the video player on my new CB site:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/care-bears/
Custom video controls (including sliding volume control), custom built
scroll bars (none of that canned, prepackaged Macromedia shit that
morons like you have to retard back to), loaders (for the main site as
well as the video content). Alpha transparent video animation (on the
main logo), the video clips themselves have alpha transparent overlays
and are encoded with On2 VP6. Take a look at the "Journey To
Joke-a-lot Deleted Scenes" in the DVD extras section, now go and watch
your shit quality video...hrmmm...what the fuck did ya do wrong,
Smarts? Yeah, yer DUMBASS doesn't know how to encode video;
especially when you consider that, that clip is FIVE MINUTES LONG and
yet, hrmmm, it loads faster than your lil 20 SECOND clip...LOL...you
haven't even figured out how to stream video fer fuck sake. ^_^
Oh, btw, how come you snipped out the whole part about what it is that
I can do on the wedding blog site with XML that I can't do without
it...I mean, you CLAIM I have no understanding of XML, well come on
Junior, step it the fuck up and show off yer skillz...oh yes, that's
right, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY.
Your just a stupid fuckin poser man...yer all retardin off Dreamweaver
'n shit thinkin yer some kind of a web developer...LOL...yer a fuckin
joke man. *shrugs*
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
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"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
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"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
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"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
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