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Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 03/23/06 03:28
On Wed, 22 Mar 2006 19:06:48 GMT, B <not@myrealaddress.com> wrote:
>OK, I've been lurking here for a bit.
....here being...WHERE exactly? Or uh, did ya miss the crossposts?
LOL
> I honestly can't believe this mad hatter guy is for real.
This coming from the spontaneous lurker eruption, fuckin posts off
Shaw and is too afraid to use let anyone know who he really is. Ya
got "sock" written all over ya, Sunshine. *shrugs*
>Just a little background, I'm interested in this forum because I have a
>BFA in drawing. I also happen to have a B.Sc. in computer science. So
>now, on with the show...
....oh, so uh...you REALLY don't actually know...anything AT ALL about
either drawing or computer tech...cause uh, memorizing a bunch of out
dated bullshit in text books certainly does not an expert make. When
did you get yer lil computer science degree, kiddo? Cause if it was
more than 6 months ago...yeah, yer prolly around 5 to 10 years out of
date...minimum. In the tech industry degrees are just yer ticket in
the door, you need actual SKILL if you want to get a good job...and
that extends so far beyond what they teach you in ANY college that you
would have to be an absolute fucking FOOL to think otherwise. I mean,
hells bells, I could write a 500 fuckin page book just on what I know
about IMAGE FORMATS...LOL...and that wouldn't even account for
1/1000th of my total knowledge in the area...and your DUMBASS thinks
you know what the fuck yer doing cause you took a few classes covering
outmoded tech? *snicker* What were they teachin you, Cold Fusion?
ROTFL `, D
> >> Ok, that explains your current understanding of Flash and XML.
> > Which is light years beyond your poverty of intellect.
>Ha ha ha ha - seriously. Hatter, you have no idea what XML even is.
Ha ha ha ha - seriously...no SERIOUSLY, you have no idea what XML even
is...cause if ya did, you could tell me what it is I could do with it
on my wedding blog site that I'm not currently doing. ^_^
>Try reviewing the roots of HTML for a start, tard boy.
The "roots" of HTML, eh? LOL...what is the sound of one hand clapping
grasshopper?
>XML is used in almost every software product we (as in all of us) own.
Uh...not it's not, Stupid. I mean for one XML has only been around
for like 5 years and really, at it's best it's a poor man's database.
It's like...databases or people who don't know how to use
databases...LOL.
>If you actually had even a sniff of what you were talking about, you'd
>realize that if you even wanted to extend your piece of crap calendar
>thing - XML would be the way to go.
>
>But... you don't have a sniff.
See, you're STILL not telling me what it is I can do (specifically)
with XML that I can't do without it. Now come on, Kiddo, enough with
the corporate contrived crap, quit talking in circles and give it me
straight. What SPECIFICALLY can I do with my blog calendar/database
interaction with XML that I can't do without it? It's a simple
question...I honestly don't know why you kids keep avoiding it...well,
okay, I guess I do. *snicker*
> >>> I am not a walking encyclopedia of OTHER people's
> >>> supposed knowledge and understanding like so many of you kids...and
> >>> hey, it's workin so far:
> >>> http://www.sarcastic-caret.net/wedding/
> >>> Do YOU have a Flash site with integrated PHP functionality? No? Huh,
> >>> funny that. *shrugs*
> >> Why do you ask a question then answer it (incorrectly)?
> > ...so uh...where's this site of yours that has a PHP back end? See,
> > Junior, what you're doin right now is TALKING SHIT without anything to
> > back it the fuck up with. *shrugs*
>Again... ha ha ha ha ha. When professional coder's want to write
>something quick and easy, without worrying about memory management,
>security (or a myriad of other issues), we use PHP.
Professionals rarely really know what they're doing. There is a BIG
difference between being a professional and being an artist...it's the
artists...they're the ones that REALLY know how to code. At best, all
a professional can do is work off a very limited knowledge base, one
that usually comes from outdated books and their "expertise" usually
expires 6 months out of college, they rarely seek to push their skills
to a level BEYOND what's in the books (via experimentation, aggressive
testing and out of the box thinking).
>I'm not knocking PHP, it's a great language for 'some' things.
Like what, specifically? Come on, Kiddo, I amended the froup line
just for you, so go on ahead and show us what a "professional" knows
about what PHP is good for. `, )
>It's the fact that you don't even understand the tool your working with.
Um...Retard...in case it skipped you I created a Flash site with
integrated PHP...not really something you can do without understanding
the language...not to mention my perfect liquid website prototypes
that can resize PNG images whilst retaining their alpha
transparencies...not exactly n00b level coding, you "professional"
idiot.
>Even monkey's have some comprehension of the tools they work with.
>Ten year old kids can code in PHP.
I'm quite certain you can teach a ten year old how to echo "Hello
World" and I'm quite certain a "professional" college graduate can
make use of simple database searching and retrieval...but if you were
an ARTIST and you REALLY had some comprehension of the language...you
would know how fucking stupid you look.
>BTW, your coding sucks. There are so many inefficiencies in what you
>have posted on the net that, well, they're laughable.
Is that so? Well how about you post some of your own code so we can
all get a proper basis of comparison? `, )
And while yer at it, tell me what inefficiencies you can find with
this:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/liquid/JS_source.txt
Uh oh, time for you to look stupid!
> >>> Again though...what the fuck have you got?
>Man, you make me laugh.
It's interesting how you keep having a need to tell me that...I guess
it's important for you to try and get me to believe you're having a
good time...over compensation and all like that, neh?
> > D00d, the Flash video player is shit. I don't care who the hell you
> > made it for, you could have made it for fucking GOD himself, that
> > doesn't change the fact that it's shit ridden at best. Your video
> > quality is horrible, it takes forever to load, you have no loading
> > screen, I don't know WHAT or HOW you encoded said video but you
> > certainly fucked it all up, you have no video controls (no volume, no
> > pause, no stop and the play button isn't even clear). You've also got
> > this problem with the font overlays on the video, they're all
> > pixilated and not antialiased. And did I mention, OH YOUR GOD, where
> > is your loading screen? It's like, you click on the link to "The
> > Band"...and it just...sits there...for like 2 minutes...2 minutes and
> > I'm on a fuckin HIGH SPEED CABLE CONNECTION...and you know what
> > happens when it finishes loading? Yeah...a picture...you gotta wait 2
> > fuckin minutes on a high speed cable connection just to see...a
> > picture...WOW!
> >
> > Seriously d00d, you suck great big donkey dicks. The whole Aerosmith
> > site is just one giant fucking joke...especially if you bother to take
> > a look at the source code:
> > :<html>
> > :<head>
> > :<title>Aerosmith.com</title>
> > :<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1">
> > :<!-- Fireworks MX Dreamweaver MX target. Created Wed Oct 19
>08:04:54 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time) 2005-->
> > :</head>
> >
> > *snicker*
> >
> > The dribbling clusterfuck is using DREAMWEAVER!
> > BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...what's the matter, too fuckin stupid to even code
> > yer own HTML...LOL...oh and hey, I love that no DTD look, REALLY
> > awesome!
>Hmmm. That's funny.
....and yet again.
>I know programmers and research scientists with
>more knowledge in their rear-end than you have in any part of your body,
>let alone your brain. The funny thing is, they use Dreamweaver - cause
>it's easy.
No, it's SLOPPY, there's a difference, Poser Boi.
> >>>> Using either a manual parsing,
> >>> Whose parsing what now? Are you just reading this out of a book or
> >>> something? LOL Seriously, what are you saying? Do you know?
> >> Your lack of XML knowledge is showing through.
> > D00d, you don't even know what to DO with XML, let alone what it is.
>Actually, Hatter - that would be YOU that doesn't have a clue.
Oh, well if that's true, please, teach me 'o master of XML, tell me
what it is that I can do with the ~*magical*~ XML on my wedding blog
site that I can't do without it...see, it's the whole, YOU FAILING TO
DO THAT, which sorta just paints you up on the wall as an idiot.
*shrugs*
I didn't make reality, I just beat you with it.
> > And yet, take a look at the video player on my new CB site:
> > http://www.backwater-productions.net/care-bears/
> >
> > Custom video controls (including sliding volume control), custom built
> > scroll bars (none of that canned, prepackaged Macromedia shit that
> > morons like you have to retard back to), loaders (for the main site as
> > well as the video content). Alpha transparent video animation (on the
> > main logo), the video clips themselves have alpha transparent overlays
> > and are encoded with On2 VP6. Take a look at the "Journey To
> > Joke-a-lot Deleted Scenes" in the DVD extras section, now go and watch
> > your shit quality video...hrmmm...what the fuck did ya do wrong,
> > Smarts? Yeah, yer DUMBASS doesn't know how to encode video;
> > especially when you consider that, that clip is FIVE MINUTES LONG and
> > yet, hrmmm, it loads faster than your lil 20 SECOND clip...LOL...you
> > haven't even figured out how to stream video fer fuck sake. ^_^
>Hee hee hee... man, my gut hurts from laughing.
And...yet again.
>Hatter, can you explain
>to me how video encoding works at a bit level?
Yes, as a matter of fact I can...what that has to do with...anything
that we've been talking about, well...oh, I guess that's the point.
Hrmmm, next time try and formulate a better strawman, mmmkay?
>Or, how about this, give me an algorithmic exposition of base64 encoding.
See above.
>I'd like you to comment it all the way through. I read on another
>post here that your as good as a whole group of web programmers.
>Please, endulge me.
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>Oh, that's right, you didn't go to university because you're too 'smart'
>- or 'gifted' is what I would call it.
Oh no, Stupid, I'm going to college...just to not "learn". LOL
> > Oh, btw, how come you snipped out the whole part about what it is that
> > I can do on the wedding blog site with XML that I can't do without
> > it...I mean, you CLAIM I have no understanding of XML, well come on
> > Junior, step it the fuck up and show off yer skillz...oh yes, that's
> > right, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY.
> >
> > Your just a stupid fuckin poser man...yer all retardin off Dreamweaver
> > 'n shit thinkin yer some kind of a web developer...LOL...yer a fuckin
> > joke man. *shrugs*
>Please people. Don't give this guy any more time. He's funny, in a
>retarded sort of way. He's NOT a coder or an art aficionado.
Hey Dribbles, I'm not sure if you noticed it or not, but you STILL
haven't explained WHAT I can do with XML that I can't do without it,
further, you've provided NO work of your own as a basis of comparison,
you CLAIM to have degrees and so forth (as if your claims hold any
weight at all) and all you've done through this whole post is just
spout off a bunch of shit and talk in circles...what, did you think no
one was gonna notice? *shakes head* I tell ya, they certainly are
graduating them STUPID these days.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
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"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
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