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Re: html tutes

Posted by trippy on 03/23/06 08:24

In article <MPG.1e8a88da61287eff98983f@news.isp.com>, Neredbojias took
the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...

> With neither quill nor qualm, trippy quothed:
>
> > In article <Pine.WNT.4.64.0603220138220.1712@ZORIN>, Alan J. Flavell
> > took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...
> >
> > > On Tue, 21 Mar 2006, trippy wrote:
> > >
> > > > @news.spartanicus.utvinternet.ie>, Spartanicus took the hamburger, threw
> > > > it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...
> > > >
> > > > > trippy <trippy@spam.sucks> wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > >> Avoid w3schools.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > >why?
> > > > >
> > > > > Because it's didactically poor and littered with errors.
> > > >
> > > > How so?
> > >
> > > If you understood the web, you'd know. If you don't, then maybe you'd
> > > be advised to heed the advice of Spartanicus until you do.
> > >
> > > "littered with errors" isn't something that you can reasonably expect
> > > to be corrected by an occasional usenet posting. Get real.
> > >
> >
> > I'll thank you kindly to leave your condescension at the door.
>
> I see no condescension.

I do. I don't need him, you or anybody else to talk down to me like I'm
some fucking homeboy that just found a fucking keyboard. I didn't.

> When you replied to "littered with errors" with
> "How so?", what did you expect, an annotated explanation?

An example, maybe. To be honest, I wasn't really *expecting* anything.
It's called discussion. And I don't need to justify it either. I was
curious as to why he thought it was riddled with errors, since I have
actually used the site and didn't see it. But you know what? Fuck it. I
don't need to know that bad. I pretty much *don't* care now, because
some fuckwad, who's apparently God's gift to the interwebs was disturbed
that I actually had the FUCKING TEMERITY to ask a simple question.

I didn't realize that writing two words would touch off world war
fucking 3, but so be it.

> The thing is
> buggy, okay, at least in Sparty's opinion (as well as others, including
> mine) and if you have doubts, try it yourself.

Fine. It's buggy. Great.

>
> > I asked because I actually have used the site to learn some things about
> > javascript so I was wondering maybe if there were a couple of the things
> > that were glaringly inaccurate. I wasn't asking for a book about it.
>
> This is good, but offered in hindsight.

This is good, but offered in hindsight.

Fuck. You.

I have nothing to apologize for. Out.

> For my own offering, I see so
> many people ask questions here about things I researched and figured out
> myself, -properly so. This isn't Sadie Mae's html and css help dept.

I didn't just find usenet either. I have a biiiiiig long google posting
history.

> If you have a _real_ problem, okay, most would be glad to help (if they
> can), but there have been so many absolutely stupid pleas for simplistic
> assistance lately it's just plain exasperating.

I don't need you, period.

> Some guy up there can't
> figure out how to do a javascript random-quote thing.

<html>
<head>
<script type="text/javascript">

function randomThingy() {

var sayings = new Array();
sayings[0] = "Now is the winter of our discontent.";
sayings[1] = "Ask not for whom the bell tolls...";
sayings[2] = "Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can
do for your country.";
sayings[3] = "I like pie."

var x = -3;
var saying;


while (x < 0 || x > sayings.length - 1) {

x = Math.round(Math.random() *100);


}


document.write("<p>" + sayings[x] + "</p>");

}


</script>
</head>
<body>

<script type="text/javascript">randomThingy();</script>

</body>
</html>


There, now he doesn't have to fucking wonder anymore because some
dickwad wants to get his jollies on having more education and/or
experience.

It took all of an hour and an internet connection.

Help a brotha or don't, fine. Don't be a fucking cock about it.


> Well I did that
> years ago and in more than one flavor but it's time-consuming so I'm not
> going to "take him by the hand" through all the script necessary to make
> it right. Either he knows j/s or he doesn't. If he doesn't, learn it!
> Just think, whatever you do learn, you can use anytime you want!

You're under the impression that I need you for anything. I'll find my
way just fine without you. Sheeya. Dick.


--
trippy
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM

NP: "The Way It Is" -- Tesla

"Now, technology's getting better all the time and that's fine,
but most of the time all you need is a stick of gum, a pocketknife,
and a smile."

-- Robert Redford "Spy Game"

 

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