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Posted by Blinky the Shark on 11/23/57 11:43
Neredbojias wrote:
> With neither quill nor qualm, dorayme quothed:
>
>> In article <p1GVf.42676$wl.25762@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>,
>> "Chris Ianson" <notme@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> > You know, I just thought, if what I have been asking in this thread
>> > was so damn confusing, how come Neredbojias nailed it in his first
>> > reply... hmm...
>>
>> Because he is about to meet a terrible challenge, a life changing
>> experience with Officer Bud White. This has galvanised him into
>> frenetic activity. He is trying hard to get up as many brownie points
>> as he can in the hope that the er... um... meeting with Officer White
>> will be ... let us say ... less severe than it otherwise might be.
>
> Officer White, who is he?
> I'll break his back across my knee!
> 'Cause I'm the main man in the 'hood; My fighting's legend and my
> loving's good!
>
> <wood pounding floor>
>
> They call me Ne-red-bo-ji-as.
> Around me broads don't wear no bras.
> And men will tend to shit their drawers When I come out to settle
> scores!
>
> <pounding wood and female squeals>
I met a traveler from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read,
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed,
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Neredbojias, King of Kings:
Look upon my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
--
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