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Posted by ironcorona on 11/09/37 11:46
Lars Eighner wrote:
> In our last episode,
> <1146435743.444366.259710@u72g2000cwu.googlegroups.com>,
> the lovely and talented Radium
> broadcast on comp.infosystems.www.authoring.html:
>
>> Cascading Style Sheet [.css] is hazardous to your privacy. It allows
>> others on the internet to see your monitor and files. It allows them to
>> copy images on your monitor to their computers. It also allows them to
>> copy files from your computer to their's. It is dangerous. Avoid at all
>> costs.
>
> No. No. No. When you make your hat, the *shiny* side of the tinfoil
> goes on the *outside*!
Oh, didn't you get the memo?
WARNING: CSS may cause one or all of the following:
Bad Breath, RSI, Severe Bleeding, Hallucinations, Gigantism, Avian Flu,
Lycanthropy, Sociopathy, Loss of Limbs and, in some extreme cases, the
sudden death of all life within 10 kilometers.
The public are advised to stay away from web pages with CSS files and if
anyone comes into contact with a raw CSS file they should immediately
contact the authorities.
A person caught using or distributing a CSS file will be fined, jailed,
deported and executed without trial and with no course for appeal.
Stamp out Css - Keep the Web Safe.
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ironcorona
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