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Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 05/22/06 15:34
On Mon, 22 May 2006 06:47:02 -0500, Fred Hall <fkhall@gmail.com>
wrote:
>>What's a "webshite", Freddy? Is that like a "webmuslim" or something?
>Sorry, I should have been more specific. A webshite is like, you
>know, for example backwater-productions.net.
Oh so a REALLY cool website, huh? I gotcha, boy you generation-i kids
and your "hip" gangsta lingo, huh?
>>Are you trying to start an HTML jihad?
>Come back and see me when you learn HTML.
Apparently I've learned it just fine, Freddykins:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/wwcc/histology-1/
Boy, all these different website forms and such that I've made over
the years, pretty much just makes it impossible for you to try and
"win the Usenet", huh Freddykins? ^_^
>>>>>Sure would hate to see
>>>>>you put on the spot.
>>
>>>>Let's make you feel stupid:
>>>>http://groups.google.com/group/alt.design.graphics/msg/ee9a72b31ef28b29
>>
>>>So what.
>>
>>Let's try a shorter excerpt this time (stupid people have short
>>attention spans):
>>
>>"YOU explained it more concisely, intelligently and easily than ANY
>>frigging book I've EVER bought."
>Fucking hell, Matthew, you know sock puppet praise doesn't count in
>the real world.
So now you're trying to claim that Connie Pierce isn't real, huh?
Gee it's kinda funny, cause uh:
http://www.creativeveritas.com/
Oh I'm sure it's all just a big conspiracy though, huh Freddykins?
You just tilt that tin foil hat of yers a few degrees, I'm sure
that'll "make it all better". ^_^
>>Woah, reading is teh HARD, innt?
>*snicker*
>
><me trying not to spew coffee all over my monitor>
Did your anal probe go off again?
>>>Didn't Ms. Devereaux already spank you over this?
>>Who is "Ms. Devereaux" and what sort of "spanking" are you talking
>>about now? Are you confusing this thread with one of your BDSM froup
>>discussions?
>How could you have forgotten Lady Chatterly?
>
>Oops, sorry, I'd promised myself I wouldn't be mean to the clueless.
....Lady Chatterly is a website now? Wow, demoted from interactive bot
to web page...tsch, tsch, tsch...boy this whole "argument" thing
REALLY isn't workin out so well for ya, is it Freddykins?
>>>Come to think of it, you still haven't posted the code.
>>The code, huh? You mean like the Da Vinci code?
>Yeah, the code, DiaperBoi, the Lady Chatterly code. Aren't you smart
>enough to code a bot?
Um, DiaperBitch, I'm not sure if anyone bothered to bitch slap you
with this nasty little fact, but uh...
:3) is Lady Chatterly the first?
:
:I was only able to find a couple of other 'conversational bots' prior to
:LC. One was the CarolTall bot, which uses Alexa807, Lady Chatterly's Lover,
:among other nyms), and is based upon AIML. Another such bot was a 'flame
:bot' that a gentleman by the name of Matthew Moulton was running back in
:2002. The latter was more of a snip + random responses, but it did elicit
:some responses from Usenet patrons. And in fact, I used his idea for some
:of the generic randomizations, which I describe later. As far as I know,
:however, LC is the first 'conversational bot' that has fooled a fairly
:large number of people across the various news groups.
Uh oh, there ya go gettin bitch slapped. Why don't you whine some
more Freddykins, maybe I'll post teh DBX email sources between me and
Michelle. ^_^
>>>>Free cl00, what you see in a mirror, isn't what other people see,
>>>>DiaperBitch. ^_^
>>
>>>I haven't read any dissenting opinions on Usenet when it comes to your
>>>bullshit, Matthew.
>>
>>Well it would seem the problem is that you simply cannot read,
>>DiaperBitch. As is proven nyah:
>>http://groups.google.com/group/alt.design.graphics/msg/ee9a72b31ef28b29
>
>Diaperboi sock.
http://www.creativeveritas.com/about_pierceDESIGN.html
*Hatter adds "Girl Scout leader" to his lits 'o accomplishments.*
Hell, that's even better than Vatican nun!
>>Or nyah:
>>http://groups.google.com/group/alt.2600/msg/d857edcc7bec9527
>
>Diaperboi sock.
Uh oh, yer bitch slapped again, Diaperbitch:
http://tobyinkster.co.uk/home
>>Or nyah:
>>http://www.google.com/groups?selm=lkdpc.5328%24XI4.192371%40news.xtra.co.nz
>
>Diaperboi sock.
Just keep retarding the same line over again, Freddy Meltdown.
>>Or nyah:
>>http://www.google.com/groups?selm=c58roq%245af%241%40newsg3.svr.pol.co.uk
>
>Diaperboi sock.
Don't get too upset, you might rip yer tin foil hat, Diaperbitch.
>>Or any of hundreds, if not THOUSANDS of other posts floating around
>>Usenet in more communities and interest groups than I would even care
>>to estimate.
>I've heard acid does that to the mind.
>> Hell when I came out with that Napster unban FAQ back in
>>2000 or so my inbox was flooded with praise and thank you's for months
>>on end.
>Gee, how come I never saw your Napster FAQ?
Because you're in the stupid box, didn't I already explain this to
you?
>Where did you post it, in a Yahoo froup?
Originally it was in a Word document, on one of my old virtual server
accounts. It was also posted to various news froups. And there were
several peeps running various websites who included copies of it
(along with various other FAQs). Mine only worked for about two or
three months, then they started altering the registry entries. I
think in the later months, before Napster went completely tits up a
few people even came out with registry altering tools that would
automatically take out the offending entries.
Here, I'll put up the source Word document of mine for ya:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_text/
Check teh file properties, Dumbass...unless you wanna pack a lil more
tin foil into yer diaper and try and claim I hacked it or something,
LOL.
>>See the thing of it is, Freddy...yer kinda like...in a box. A stupid
>>box. So, everything inside there with you is gonna look, well,
>>stupid. But to everyone OUTSIDE of your lil box home...yeah, really
>>not so much. In other words, the problem is WITH YOU, not with me.
>Why are you the only one who feels that way?
Such is the expected response from someone living in a stupid box.
Thank you for proving my point to everyone. ^_^
>>And what I am to you, inside your boxed in lil world 'o stupid...is
>>not what I am to countless other people all across teh fuckin grid.
>Can you spell megalomaniac?
>
>I knew you could.
This from the guy who thinks I'm a Girl Scout leader.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
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"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
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