Posted by Adie on 08/15/05 04:25

On Sun, 14 Aug 2005 16:34:41 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

> On Sun, 14 Aug 2005 12:36:45 GMT, Adie <adie@example.com> wrote:
>
>>>>> Actually in this case I gotta agree with Mimic, Adie really is makin
>>>>> an idiot of himself.
>
>>> adie does that some times. thats just adie.
>
>>But not on this occasion. Hatter and Mimic (you fucking clowns) If I was
>>say a project manager,
>
> Who the hell would ever hire you as a project manager? That'd be like
> hiring a beautician to build you a house.

A project manager doesn't build the house you twit. He make decisions on
technologies used, resources employed, the allocation of tasks, milestones
to be hit and minds the budget.

There may even be an seperate arhitect or the job is bundled with the PM.

>>leading the development of a website for a
>>multi-billion dollar business and I implemented it in Flash, Coldfusion,
>>PHP or Perl, what do you think would happen to me?
>
> ...how fuckin stupid are ya kid? MOST "multi-billion dollar
> businesses" all use Flash for the vast majority of their content.

Some may use a modicum of flash for presentation, but of course if youre a
serious outfit you'll provide a non-flash version. Like Ford do.

> Fuckin DUH!
> http://www.fordvehicles.com/cars/mustang/launch/

Why do you think they provide a no-flash version? Why do think critical
functionality of the site is always non-flash (in both versions)? Do all
flash sites make great sites for search engine optimisation?

> http://www.metroid.com/main.htm
Who the hell are they? Fucking site takes about a year to load.

>>And say if I was the owner of the local estate agents and wanted a site
>>knocking up quickly and cheaply, would I want some geek to spend forever
>>developing on an obscure platform that requires specialist knowledge, or
>>would I want the site to be built using widely available skills?
>
> Depends on whether you want people to actually want to come and visit
> the site, Stupid. Furthermore, YOU don't tell the web designer what
> to make it with. As the customer all you have to say in the matter is
> how you'd like the design. It's no different from buying a house.
> You tell the carpenter what you want the house to look like, you don't
> show the fuck up on site and start yammering on about how the
> carpenter ought to be using a miter saw instead of a box saw. If you
> actually KNEW which saw he should be using, you wouldn't have needed
> to hire him in the first place, you fuckin retard.

You dodged this question as well. Would i want you to use obscure
techniques to build my website, or would i want you to use standard, widely
used tools?

>>Personally, if you could not answer those simple questions correctly, I
>>wouldn't give you the time of day in an interview - for either task.
>
> If you had me in for an interview you'd be put in your place pretty
> damn quick and I wouldn't hesitate to verbally hammer you into the
> wall with my knowledge and skill. You wanna hire a carpenter that's
> fine, but you sure as FUCK don't tell him what tools to be using. He
> KNOWS what tools to use and why, that's why he's the carpenter and
> YOU'RE NOT.

Christ what are you waffling on about. Two simple questions and you managed
to fuck it up.


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> Onideus Mad Hatter
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