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Posted by Ed Mullen on 07/16/07 02:02
boxinghistory99@gmail.com wrote:
> <html>
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> <h1>Daily Dump</h1>
> </center>
> <p>
> Welcome to <b>The Daily Dump</b>
> Yup that is right, <b>The Daily Dump, a forum dedicated to
> the discussion of bowel movements</b>, the process every single human
> being
> on the planet, even the most pristine princese in the world, must go
> through.
> And it is that process that The Daily Dump is here to discuss.
> So, please remove yourself from the pressures of the real world,
> and discuss your dump.<p>
>
> However, as this is a
> <b>forum related to bowel movements and bowel movement stories only</
> b>,
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I must admit to being at a loss as to what you might possibly want us to
evaluate. My thoughts:
- The notion of a site dedicated to bowel movements? I mean, well, ok,
if I'm really interested in the topic, then, yep, it "works."
- The content of the page? Well, gee. What the hell is a "princese?"
- And, um, well, the content ends with an incomplete sentence (not to
mention the comma) and thought. What am I to make of that? Does it
indicate a hanging-chad sort of bowel movement reference? I am nonplussed!
- The composition of the HTML? Uh, well, ok, sure, it should display
across many different browsers the same way.
So, with "does this work?" as a message subject I can only answer: Yes
and no. So, how's it working for you? Me? I'm as regular as rain.
Which is one reason my doctor, at my last week's annual physical,
proclaimed me to be "medically boring." Well, aside from that nasty
Dupuytren's contracture in my left palm. Which, since the hand is
curling inward does not affect my ability to play the guitar so, well,
I'm kinda ok with it. As long as I don't hyper-extend my hand (which
does kinda make me scream pretty loudly) I'm ok. But, hey, pooping
isn't a problem! So, yeah, it "works" for me!
This is scary. I just wrote 21 lines and, with all of the message
groups and email partners I have, that was the most interesting thing I
found here tonight. Geez.
I'm gonna go pour another bourbon now.
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Ed Mullen
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