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Posted by Neredbojias on 07/16/07 02:27
Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 02:02:38
GMT Ed Mullen scribed:
> boxinghistory99@gmail.com wrote:
>> <html>
>>
>> <h1>Daily Dump</h1>
>> </center>
>> <p>
>> Welcome to <b>The Daily Dump</b>
>> Yup that is right, <b>The Daily Dump, a forum dedicated to
>> the discussion of bowel movements</b>, the process every single
>> human
>> being
>> on the planet, even the most pristine princese in the world, must go
>> through.
>> And it is that process that The Daily Dump is here to discuss.
>> So, please remove yourself from the pressures of the real world,
>> and discuss your dump.<p>
>>
>> However, as this is a
>> <b>forum related to bowel movements and bowel movement stories
>> only</
>> b>,
>>
>> </html>
>>
>
> I must admit to being at a loss as to what you might possibly want us
> to evaluate. My thoughts:
>
> - The notion of a site dedicated to bowel movements? I mean, well,
> ok, if I'm really interested in the topic, then, yep, it "works."
> - The content of the page? Well, gee. What the hell is a
> "princese?" - And, um, well, the content ends with an incomplete
> sentence (not to mention the comma) and thought. What am I to make of
> that? Does it indicate a hanging-chad sort of bowel movement
> reference? I am nonplussed! - The composition of the HTML? Uh, well,
> ok, sure, it should display across many different browsers the same
> way.
>
> So, with "does this work?" as a message subject I can only answer:
> Yes and no. So, how's it working for you? Me? I'm as regular as
> rain. Which is one reason my doctor, at my last week's annual
> physical, proclaimed me to be "medically boring." Well, aside from
> that nasty Dupuytren's contracture in my left palm. Which, since the
> hand is curling inward does not affect my ability to play the guitar
> so, well, I'm kinda ok with it. As long as I don't hyper-extend my
> hand (which does kinda make me scream pretty loudly) I'm ok. But,
> hey, pooping isn't a problem! So, yeah, it "works" for me!
>
> This is scary. I just wrote 21 lines and, with all of the message
> groups and email partners I have, that was the most interesting thing
> I found here tonight. Geez.
Perhaps you are disappointed over not making it as a proctologist?
("...not making it..." - Get it?)
> I'm gonna go pour another bourbon now.
Might as well. Once the threshold's been exceeded...
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Neredbojias
A self-made man who worships his creator
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