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Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 10/08/07 22:17
On Mon, 8 Oct 2007 15:23:24 -0500, "Steve" <no.one@example.com> wrote:
>> Uh, excuse me, retard, but the only "bad" thing you morons were able
>> to say about the design (it leaves extra space), was soundly ripped
>> apart.
>really? where? how?
Sorry, but I don't repeat myself for the benefit of retards. Google
is your friend (your only one), go and molest it for help, Goober.
>> I mean in either design form (unless you're taking about a perfect
>> liquid form...
><read, OMH made up jargon that only means something to OMH>
Bitch slappin you again:
http://michelf.com/weblog/2005/liquid-image/
LOL, at this rate yer face is gonna wind up so red you'll be able to
start claiming Native American ancestry.
>> and you're not, because I'm the only one who has sites
>> like that),
><which explains why, it only applies to OMH>
Oh other people have done it...in Flash. I'm the only one whose ever
achieved it using CSS/javascript/PHP.
>apparently, based on your client *demand*...no one WANTS 'perfect liquid'
>shit.
Most people don't know what it is and don't have the capacity to think
outside of their own resolution, that doesn't mean it's not important
though. Eventually, all sites will be perfect liquid, especially as
Flash becomes more and more set in stone as the defacto user front end
development platform. It's basically one of those things that you do
that clients don't need to know about. It's like if yer buyin a new
house, you don't necesarily sit there askin about what brand/type of
insulation they used, you just assume that going with someone
reputable means that they won't use the cheapest fuckin shit
available. With websites it's a little easier since one can see live,
working examples of the sites you've got. In your case that would be
NONE, so obviously you would not be the person to trust to make a web
site. And your lil boyfriend Brendan wouldn't be a good choice either
since all his sites look like some piece of shit presoviet web design.
>> in either form you have to settle on a base resolution
>> (you could go with more than one), but the bottom line is that no
>> matter how many base resolutions you choose there will ALWAYS be some
>> resolutions in which the resolution of the user's monitor exceeds the
>> intended display size of the content. In a portal form, when that
>> happens, the content will stay centered in the users view, in a non
>> portal form it'll default into the upper left hand corner, leaving
>> skewed content.
>>
>> The only REAL argument against the form (which is now out dated),
>yes, leave yourself a means to backpeddle.
Yes, be a mouthy little snit about your lack of an argument. Don't
blame me for having to argue for you, Dribbles. If you don't like it,
get the fuck off yer stupidity and do it yer damn self.
>> and
>> it's no surprise that neither of you two idiots has figured it out, is
>> the comparison of a portal form to a centered form. In the later the
>> content will stay centered and will default to the top of the page.
>> Some will say this is better in that most users view the top of the
>> screen first when going to a site and then next look to the center.
>> This is why ad banners are most often at the top of the page. But
>> then, that's part of the point. Because ad banners are most often at
>> the top of the page, that OLD study no longer holds as much relevancy.
>> People now often DO NOT look first at the top of the page because most
>> people expect to see ad banners at the top of the page, thus, NOW, the
>> most important part of the screen, is the middle (also why those
>> centered Flash ad banner pop ups are becoming so popular).
>>
>>>ROFLMAO
>>>
>>>
>>>now, please do go on and show that you can do what gillet just did...using
>>>less resources and unnecessarily pigeon-holing the end-user into a
>>>particular[ly stupid] technology. hmmmmm, c'mon cupcake.
>>
>> Hey, retard, in case it skipped you (of course it did, why am I
>> asking), I already proved that the concept could be achieved in Flash
>> with LESS size, GREATER cross compatibility (mine will even work on IE
>> 5 on teh Mac) and with the added benefits of custom, embedded fonts
>> and proper font anti-aliasing:
>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/URAMORON.swf
>>
>> ...yeah, you get to look stupid now. Have fun with that! ^_^
>'proved the concept'...no, you MENTIONED the concept. proof is vastly
>la<COCK SLAP>
I didn't mention it you fuckwit, I linked right to a working model:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/URAMORON.swf
It's done in Flash 6, so anything that works with Flash 6 (which is
essentially everything but Lynx) will work with it. And no, you can't
use Lynx as your backpedal since Brendan's ripped off CSS code won't
render in Lynx (nor will render in IE 5 on the Mac and various others
that will work with Flash 6).
You lose, Fuckface, now bitch about it...and do a REAL shit job of it
too. `, )
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