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Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 10/09/07 11:39
On Mon, 8 Oct 2007 22:36:06 -0500, "Steve" <no.one@example.com> wrote:
>then post the referring message id. as it is, there is no such proof any
>this thread.
So you're saying there's no such proof because you claim there isn't,
right, gotcha, carry on, Loser.
While you're at it why don't you run around and look REALLY stupid by
trying to claim that the earth isn't round. *nods*
>yeah...bloat code that produces very little and is only applicable to
>certain os' running on specific chipsets.
Wrong again, Stupid.
>so, 'perfect liquid' (so i get your jargon correct) from
>back-oriface-productions (aka shit) is actually diarhea? that would be
>consistent anyway.
Your increasing need for pathetic insults in place of real arguments
is very telling.
>> LOL, at this rate yer face is gonna wind up so red you'll be able to
>> start claiming Native American ancestry.
>your pedestrian quips, though lackluster, are laughable only in their
>missing wit and humor.
How nice of you to explain why it is you're laughing at yourself.
>> Oh other people have done it...in Flash. I'm the only one whose ever
>> achieved it using CSS/javascript/PHP.
>he he he. so, others likewise produce gray screens after a large load-time.
>and yeah, if that's what you're going for, you may as well do it all in html
>as the others aren't needed for that.
....and now he's babbling incoherently.
>;^)
What the fuck is that supposed to be? A dick nosed smiley?
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
>> Most people don't know what it is and don't have the capacity to think
>> outside of their own resolution, that doesn't mean it's not important
>> though.
>that would be understanding your target market. you aren't curing cancer or
>solving life's mysteries...importance to you is not needed for them. so, you
>remain clientless.
You keep confusing yourself with me. I'm the one who has clients,
Stupid, you're the one who has, well, nothing. You have no sites, you
have no clients, you have no skill level, you ain't got shit...cept
the crap you keep pulling out of yer ass to try and over-compensate
for your lack of a cock. Tell us, Stevie, just how small is your
penis these days?
>further, you'd be one who can't seem to 'think outside of their [your] own
>resolution' since you think you have a flexible, portable solution all
>wrapped up in flash, when it is more than sufficiently doable in php and
>other technologies that actually *are* flexible and portable.
You wouldn't know, Stupid. I do, because I'm the only one to have
ever created perfect liquid forms in both Flash and AJAX/PHP. And the
later of which is WAY more bloated and slow than the former (even with
server side image caching).
>forget the
>fact that you go waaaaay out of your way to produce (or try to) a tool that
>no one will use. as it has been pointed out, a graphics package in most
>cases is the tool for the job - and that's 'all things being equal' (which
>it isn't since you lack understanding in graphics and forget to incorporate
>essentials as part of the output).
Wow...I've never seen someone who could say so much without actually
saying anything. I mean, at this point you sound like yer at an
audition to be the next Starship Enterprise chief engineer. Do you
HONESTLY think you're fooling anyone with your babbling nonsense? I
mean in case it just skipped yer stupid ass most of the groups you're
posting to are chalked full of web developers who know what the fuck
they're doing and know full well that what you're dribbling is
complete and total nonsense.
>> Eventually, all sites will be perfect liquid, especially as
>> Flash becomes more and more set in stone as the defacto user front end
>> development platform.
>which will never happen...
Yeah, except for the fact that it is. LOL
>aside from the fact that 'perfect liquid' is
>something you made up and provides NO benefit to functional use of a
>website.
Only in your limited comprehension, Junior. You don't even understand
what "perfect liquid" means, so of course you can't comprehend the
benefit of such a design.
>flash is a tool.
No junior, YOUR the tool. *nods*
>you are trying to make it a be-all-end-all.
What part of "any site you can make in HTML I can make better,
smaller, faster and more cross compatible with Flash" did you NOT
comprehend the first time I said it? Put up or suck my cock, Bitch.
Either you got a website that you've made that I can't reproduce in
Flash or you ain't got shit. Pick one.
>it will never be more than a tool. i'm sure something will come along to
>outseat html (and it's flavors), however i'm sure it won't resemble flash.
>it will be lightweight and portable.
LOL, the irony is just...fuckin incredible to say the least. I wonder
if this stupid retard even has any fuckin cl00 at all as to how
moronic he keeps sounding.
>> It's basically one of those things that you do
>> that clients don't need to know about.
>if you wonder why you have no clie<COCK SLAP>
Why would I wonder about something that only seems to affect you (and
your little friend Brenden)?
Remember, Stupid...I have clients...you don't. My sites make
money...you have no sites. I know what I'm talking about...you run
the fuck at the mouth and pull shit out of yer ass.
....write it the fuck down if you can't remember, Dipshit.
>> It's like if yer buyin a new
>> house, you don't necesarily sit there askin about what brand/type of
>> insulation they used, you just assume that going with someone
>> reputable means that they won't use the cheapest fuckin shit
>> available.
>holy hell! you live in a fucking apartment dude! when you spend > $2K or
>your hard earned cash, you find out what the reputation is of your builder,
>to whom they subcontract...and yes, you find out what the fuck kind of
>insulation is being used AND how it's applied - among a great many MORE
>detailed things you have yet to even assimilate to ask. you assume that
>'reputable' is akin to what is important to *you* in a house...let me assure
>you, that is NOT the case.
You obviously don't own a house...because no real estate agent on the
planet would put up with your bullshit for longer than five minutes.
Pretty much at the point where you start demanding they take up the
floor boards so you can inspect the foundation is where they probably
show you the door and tell you to leave.
>> With websites it's a little easier since one can see live,
>> working examples of the sites you've got. In your case that would be
>> NONE, so obviously you would not be the person to trust to make a web
>> site.
>well, you may happily go to several fortune 50 companies and see my work.
>catapillar, audi, bmw, toyota, porche, forbes, i can go on...i've been at
>this game a long time, noobie.
Uh huh, and I'm sure you've even designed websites for the Queen of
England herself!
....you uh, just can't seem to recall what the site addresses are, huh?
Oh, no, wait, let me guess, they're a sekrat and teh government will
like snipe you as you sleep if you reveal your true web developer
identity!
....yeah, it's pretty easy to talk shit when aren't faced with the
inconvenience of actually having to back up any of your fuckwitted
lies, huh Junior?
>> And your lil boyfriend Brendan wouldn't be a good choice either
>> since all his sites look like some piece of shit presoviet web design.
>i suppose the presence of care bears on his site with an add for diapers
>would have gotten him a muuuuch higher OMH rating...LOL.
LOLLERCOPTER!!1! TEH DIAPURZ KANTS TO NOT GET THE LULZ!!1!
>> I didn't mention it you fuckwit, I linked right to a working model:
>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/URAMORON.swf
>sorry, by 'working' do you mean the gray area i'm seeing in thunderbird...or
>the X is see in IE on my pc that doesn't have flash...or in IE when
>javascript is diabled?
Your CHOICE to be an idiot doesn't negate the fact that they work in
all of those combos, Retard. You're so fuckin stupid you probably buy
a new car, drive it until it runs out of gas and then go back to the
dealer and try to convince them that the car can't run. Yeah, it
can't run with a FUCKIN RETARD behind the wheel. LOL
You might just as well be claiming that you can't see the site on your
computer because you disconnected your Internet connection. Yeah,
what you said sounds THAT fuckin retarded, you dickless wonder.
>> It's done in Flash 6, so anything that works with Flash 6 (which is
>> essentially everything but Lynx) will work with it. And no, you can't
>> use Lynx as your backpedal since Brendan's ripped off CSS code won't
>> render in Lynx (nor will render in IE 5 on the Mac and various others
>> that will work with Flash 6).
>that was not his point.
Or your speaking for him now, eh? Are you thinking for him too? Tell
us, when exactly was it that he elected you as his personal
cheerleader and spokes-retard?
>you being functionally illiterate, let me 'splain'
>to you...he meant that flash doesn't work on everything.
You disabling or not installing Flash does not negate the fact that it
WILL work on your OS/browser combo you fuckin retard. You might just
as well be claiming that it doesn't work on your system because you
don't have a browser installed. Dur-er, you're not so smart, huh
Dipshit?
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