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Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 11/22/07 14:19
On Thu, 22 Nov 2007 13:51:18 +0100, Erwin Moller
<Since_humans_read_this_I_am_spammed_too_much@spamyourself.com> wrote:
>>> Why does Larry Ullman in his book "PHP for the world wide web"
>>> have Print ("something");
>>> in his book if it is Bulltwit?
>> I have no idea who the fuck Larry Ullman is, nor do I particularly
>> give a fuck either. 10 to 1 though says you've got some kind of
>> reading comprehension problem and 'ol Larry was just using an example
>> of common programming syntax in other languages. And no offense or
>> anything but spending money on a book for PHP is just...fuckin stupid
>> at best considering this site:
>> http://us3.php.net
>Keep it civilized Mad Hatter.
This is Usenet, Kiddo, not some teddy bear fucking picnic surprise of
a ban happy Webbie board. If you don't like it you can retard on back
to Webbie land with all the ban happy wannabe tin God mod pricks who
wanna hold yer hand, wipe your ass for you and make dat mean 'ol
Internet bad man go all away when he upsets you to the point of
staining yer frilly little pink training panties in every other post.
>No need to bully a newbie around.
LOL, as if that post even remotely resembled bullying. See this:
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.flame/msg/7c40a63eea26ff44
....that's "bullying" (at least as far as my standard goes).
>> ...you really shouldn't need anything more than that to learn how to
>> program in PHP, and if you do, well, you best not consider it for a
>> career.
>What do you know?
I know enough to tell the difference between a college flunkie and a
programming artist.
>Maybe this Zach has 10 times more talent than you have?
>How can you tell?
I can tell by the fact that he can't even get the most BASIC of basic
things to work in PHP...despite near limitless resources on the
web...despite his buying some PHP for dummies book that likely
explains every little minute step involved in setting everything up.
Here's a fun idea...go email every single high level programmer you
know...and ask them if they ever had trouble getting "print" to work.
I mean, let's be brutally honest here...it's like showing up in a
programming froup and asking, "How do I program "Hello World".
>You are overconfident and rude to Zach.
I'm rude to everyone (not to mention an uber arrogant bastard)...so I
don't see what the problem is. It's not as if this is some new
posting style. And if you don't like...hey, put yerself on some
blinders (filters) and shut yourself the fuck up. I for one will be
happy to rid as much fumbling stupidity from my glorious thread
offshoots as possible.
>Give the guy some room...
Nah, best to tear 'em down early, rip out the weak so only the strong
will survive. Breeding competition and rivalry to further the art.
>> Also, stop top posting, it makes you look like a retard when you can't
>> even comprehend something as simplistic as thread continuity.
>That is true for this group, but not for all.
Yes, FOR ALL Usenet groups you DO NOT FUCKING TOP POST...EVER!
If you can't comprehend why that is, you're a dumbfuck of epic
proportions. Hell if you top post, you must be so fuckin stupid you
read books backwards, starting with the last page and working your way
down to page one. Honestly, thread continuity is not something that's
very difficult to gasp and the only REAL excuse for doing it is if you
haven't enough sense to evolve past the deficiency of Outhouse Express
(which treats Usenet posts like e-mails).
>The fact that Zach didn't know that is completely forgivable.
Hey I asked nice the first time...which is pretty generous considering
my character.
>A simple correction might be in place, instead of calling him a retard.
Where's the fun in that?
>Having a bad day Hatter?
Taking the Internet seriously? Perhaps if you lightened up and
learned to take it all in stride you could appreciate the verbal
conflagration of my word art...rather than using it as an excuse to
try and play victim (or encouraging someone else to use it in that
fashion).
>Erwin Moller
>
>PS:
>Zach, don't pay too much attention to assholish reactions like this.
What, what?! Are you suggesting he don't take the Internet
seriously?! ZOMG WTF TEH WHUL WURLD WILL END!11!!!
>In general comp.lang.php is a better place to post than the this one
>(alt.comp.lang.php). More people read it, so better responses.
A greater number of posters does not necessarily equate to better
responses. You obviously confuse quantity with quality.
>Good luck with PHP!
Yeah he's gonna need it.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
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