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Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 12/19/07 22:04
On Wed, 19 Dec 2007 14:35:46 -0600, "Steve" <no.one@example.com>
wrote:
>> LOL, you dumbfuck. My sites may not be on the terabit level of user
>> usage, but the level they are at (which is clockin at around 1.5
>> million unique users a month) is enough to where even *I* have to
>> think real carefully whenever I even consider using PHP. Especially
>> on sites like the sprite generator, where I had to stop making updates
>> to it because the level of traffic was choking the server to death.
>> I'm currently working on a newer version of the site that will rely
>> less on PHP and has more stream-lined code to ensure greater
>> stability...hopefully enough that I can start updating it again with
>> new parts.
>and how are you determining unique users? your site does NOT employ a user
>login for your sprite generator. by ip address? yeah, on my first site i was
>pretty pumped that in short order i too had million hits. that is, until i
>started resolving the ip address to a name only to find the bulk of them
>were web crawlers and search engines doing a routine indexing of my site.
>you'd do well to mention the analysis package you're using and/or
>methodology you employ. you may just be getting a woody for now reason.
The analysis package? LOL, I made my own, you dumbfuck. What do you
take me for some amateur level cookie cutter artist dipshit like you?
Mine pretty much looks at...well, everything. And it has a whole
variety of tools for analyzing all the collected user data. It's
still only in the beta stages so not all the functionality is present
yet (like the graphing bits) but what's there clearly shows the true
level of traffic. You can actually see the break down too based on
particular stats like their browser, resolution, etc. Not all of it
has been completed yet though. I still need to add in some tools that
can examine traffic trends based on referring URL, time of day, and
what particular files are being accessed.
Eventually when it's completed I plan to package the whole system up
and sell it off as a cookie cutter construct to lessers like yourself.
Here's a screenshot:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Scraps/Site_Tracking_Interface_Design_Idea.png
(the numbers are just made up on there, simply for show)
>as for you sprite generator, i cannot mention how important it is that
>*several* others have told you and showed you (by hacking your flash site
>and posting your source code, i might add) how terrible inefficiently your
>programming is. i suspect your code chokes your site more than the traffic.
>you're just recognizing that the way you employ flash is not conducive to
>scaling.
The Flash end of things doesn't concern me much, Cuppycake, that's not
using *MY* resources. Although the new version is vastly more
efficient than the current one (which was originally based on someone
else's model) and goes well beyond any of the failing suggestions I've
seen around here. Most of what I've employed in the new version
(which I'm hoping to release soon) came from a private, e-mailed
conversation I had with another developer. He and I basically took a
lot of the failing ideas and concepts that deficients like yourself
presented and then came up with ways of actually implementing them in
a meaningful way.
That's generally the problem though with deficients like
yourself...you lack experience. So you make a lot of suggestions
which, from your limited perspective might actually be relevant,
however from an experienced mind they fall up short because they
adversely affect some other aspect of the design or code. So
basically he and I took your failings and then found ways of making
them work (through some fairly unconventional means I might add).
>aside from the fact that you have to 'think real carefully' any time you are
>about to do something, the way you program php or flash has NOTHING to do
>with EITHER of them being deficient. hint, it ain't the tool you're using to
>program...it's the loose nut on your keyboard.
Which is ironic since the original model for the image saving
capabilities of the sprite generator actually came from what was, at
the time, considered to be the de-facto standard way of achieving it.
And again, most of the suggestions that were presented either outright
didn't work at all, adversely affected some other aspect of the thing
or were based upon deficient ASSumptions as to how it functioned.
....not that any of that was a real surprise since all the retards like
yourself who were running at the mouth about it hadn't ever even made
such a form themselves (or if they had it was like the most extremely
basic of college flunkie level examples).
>finally, i'd sure be interested in this new version...just to see what you
>consider 'stream-lined' and to see how far from the actual definition it is.
>a separation measured in light-years, once again.
This coming from the college flunkie whose only measure of
"stream-lined" comes from the outdated shit he slurped up out of his
college text books (and mostly misinterpreted).
>yours truly...and, you're happily being added back into my kill-file.
Try and keep your blinders on tighter this time, Dumbfuck. Lest you
start fagging up my thread offshoots with your banal idiocy again.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
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