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Posted by Kadaitcha Man on 10/01/05 07:34
Terrence Cooter, <fly_cooter_@example.localhost>, the scrambled, artless
dope, and flaxdresser, spattered:
> In article <1127972043.126250.230540@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
> DarkSumomo@netscape.net says...
>>
>>
>>
>> K. A. Cannon wrote:
>>> Terrence Cooter <fly_cooter_@example.localhost> posted
>>> <433a39e0_1@x-privat.org> in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on
>>> Tue, 27 Sep 2005 23:38:34 -0700:
>>>
>>>> In article <pan.2005.09.28.04.01.33.852940@yahoo.com>,
>>>> theperfectreign@yahoo.com says...
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> On Wed, 28 Sep 2005 08:07:57 +0545, Kadaitcha Man pretented
>>>>> somebody gave a rat's ass and spewed forth:
>>>>>
>>>>>> smallfoot, <tip@toe.foot>, the pinch-spotted, gamy fuddy-duddy,
>>>>>> and employee
>>>>>> who puts the tap in the ale cask, clamoured:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> In article
>>>>>>> <94a6b8baf936401e952b619afc3c4c74@soc.culture.pussy.tattoo>,
>>>>>>> nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com says...
>>>>>>>> Terrence Cooter, <fly_cooter_@example.localhost>, the
>>>>>>>> hard-of-hearing, outclassed plonker, and dealer in worthless
>>>>>>>> horses, issued forth:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> In article <pan.2005.09.26.13.48.09.688409@yahoo.com>,
>>>>>>>>> theperfectreign@yahoo.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> kai
>>>>>>>>>> www.perfectreign.com
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Administrative Contact:
>>>>>>>>> (name erased)
>>>>>>>>> 1313 Mockingbird Lane
>>>>>>>>> Universal Studios, California 90220
>>>>>>>>> United States
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> This address does not exist in the United States. Update
>>>>>>>>> your WHOIS records or you might lose the domain.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> 1313 Mockingbird Lane, you fucking fr0otloop, is a set address
>>>>>>>> within Universal Studios.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Every fucking postman in California knows where 1313
>>>>>>>> Mockingbird Lane, Mockingbird Heights is, you clueless
>>>>>>>> shitstain. Where the fuck do you think mail addressed to Uncle
>>>>>>>> Fester goes?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I thought it went to c/o Gomez Addams, 1 Cemetary Lane,
>>>>>>> Greenbriar.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Oh, yeah. Mockingbird Lane is where Herman Munster lives. I
>>>>>> never was one for TV-show fandom.
>>>>>
>>>>> No. No. Terry is right.
>>>>>
>>>>> (sigh) I was wrong.
>>>>>
>>>>> I have been slapped.
>>>>>
>>>>> I have now corrected my reg information with a correct address.
>>>>>
>>>>> I know when I've been beat.
>>>>>
>>>>> The phone number is still correct, though.
>>>>>
>>>>> Thank you, oh wise and masterful Terry (or whoever the fuck you
>>>>> are) for correcting me.
>>>>>
>>>>> That is all.
>>>>
>>>> No. It isn't. I'll make this brief. You can get into SERIOUS
>>>> fucking legal trouble for using a real address that does not
>>>> belong to you for a public record. Do the right thing and change
>>>> that shit right away. What you did was
>>>> a criminal act. I'm dropping a dime to the Internic and to a few
>>>> other parties
>>>> I won't mention.
>>>
>>> Fly Cunter is now a Legal Beagle and knows all about "THE LAW".
>>>
>>> Let's see...Spank on losing your Tripod Webshite.
>>> Spank for changing your From: addy after being told you was wrong.
>>> Spank for just being a clueless cunt.
>>> Multi-spanks for not doing anything about the various Cooter Homo
>>> erotica p0rn pics at various web sites.
>>
>> Four spanks for losing both Bubbanews accounts, a Gmail account, and
>> apparently losing an X-Privat account in day or two.
>
> You're really starting to fucking piss me off with your lies.
<tick> <tick> <tick>
> I
> found out that the X Privat account was closed with EVERYBODIES free
> X Privat account.
Liar. Mine still works.
> The sysop was supposed to close them on the 30th
> but he did it a few days early. I only had ONE Bubbanews account.
> That and the Gmail account were closed because of the lies of
> TestiClees.
Aw, diddums. Some nasty meanie told lies.
> Go march off a fucking cliff
Ah, words as eggs. I claim ownership of your head and I have mining rights
on it if fuckwittery ever reaches .000001 cents a metric tonne.
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