Date: 05/26/05     Keywords: no keywords

        // Few lines of code goes before
        return S_OK;
    }

    // Format conversation is not yet supported.
    // Sorry.
    // Will be implemented later for sure.
    // I swear.
    return E_NOTIMPL;
}

Source: http://www.livejournal.com/community/code_wtf/7421.html

Date: 05/25/05     Keywords: no keywords

$Fecha = $Fecha;
$Header = $Header;
$Body = $Body;

$Fecha = stripslashes($Fecha);
$Header = stripslashes($Header);
$Body = stripslashes($Body);

Source: http://www.livejournal.com/community/code_wtf/6903.html

Date: 05/25/05     Keywords: no keywords


echo $err;
die();


Source: http://www.livejournal.com/community/code_wtf/6509.html

Date: 05/23/05     Keywords: no keywords

#define HANDLE_CATCH_GPF if ( 0 != 0 )

Source: http://www.livejournal.com/community/code_wtf/6246.html

Date: 05/20/05     Keywords: no keywords

char *strrchr( const char
*string, int c );

Source: http://www.livejournal.com/community/code_wtf/5970.html

Date: 05/16/05     Keywords: no keywords

In that community are published part of programs which have made your laugh or have caused perplexities, what is it and for what it.

Source: http://www.livejournal.com/community/code_wtf/5681.html

Date: 05/15/05     Keywords: no keywords

IOCCC

I think it is very relevant, no?

Source: http://www.livejournal.com/community/code_wtf/5402.html

Date: 05/14/05     Keywords: no keywords

select p.person_id_i, coalesce((select s.new_anketa_state from stack s
where s.person_id_i=p.person_id_i),-1) as "in_stack", CASE WHEN
to_char(p.per_regdate,'YYYY')=to_char(date 'now','YYYY') THEN
to_char(p.per_regdate,'DD Mon') ELSE to_char(p.per_regdate,'DD Mon
YYYY')END as per_regdate, p.per_anketa_state, p.per_screenname,
p.per_email_m, p.per_sex, p.per_seeking, cit.city_name_ru,
reg.region_name_ru, co.co_name_ru, p.per_zip_i, r.rel_name_ru,
lan.lan_name_ru, tm.tm_name_ru, to_char(datetime(p.per_birthdate), 'dd
month yyyy') as "per_birthdate", occu.occu_name_ru, ind.ind_name_ru,
inc.income_name_ru, relig.relig_name_ru, hei.height_name_ru,
wei.weight_name_ru, hc.hc_name_ru, ec.ec_name_ru, bt.bt_name_ru,
act.act_name_ru, sm.smoke_name_ru, dr.drink_name_ru,
ms.m_stat_name_ru, ha.have_ch_name_ru, cu.cus_name_ru, case when
mp.want_ch_id_i=1 then 'Yes' when mp.want_ch_id_i=0 then 'No' else
'not filled yet' end as "want_ch_name", case when p.per_relocate=1
then 'Yes' when p.per_relocate=0 then 'No' else 'not filled yet' end
as "per_relocate_name", et.etn_name_ru, ed.edu_name_ru,
po.pol_sen_name_ru, ap.ap_s_name_ru, ins.is_name_ru,
bm.bit_per_traits, bm.bit_per_act, bm.bit_fav_cuisines,
bm.bit_like_music, bm.bit_like_read, bm.bit_languages, bm.bit_go_to,
bm.bit_phys_act, bm.cat , bm.dog , bm.fish , bm.bird , bm.rodent ,
bm.exotic , itm.txt1, case when itm.txt1_state=1 then 'approoved' when
itm.txt1_state = 3 then 'banned' when itm.txt1_state = 0 then
'waiting' when itm.txt1 is null then 'not filled yet' else 'unchecked'
end as "txt1_stat", itm.txt2, case when itm.txt2_state=1 then
'approoved' when itm.txt2_state = 3 then 'banned' when itm.txt2_state
= 0 then 'waiting' when itm.txt2 is null then 'not filled yet' else
'unchecked' end as "txt2_stat", itm.txt3, case when itm.txt3_state=1
then 'approoved' when itm.txt3_state = 3 then 'banned' when
itm.txt3_state = 0 then 'waiting' when itm.txt3 is null then 'not
filled yet' else 'unchecked' end as "txt3_stat", itm.txt4, case when
itm.txt4_state=1 then 'approoved' when itm.txt4_state = 3 then
'banned' when itm.txt4_state = 0 then 'waiting' when itm.txt4 is null
then 'not filled yet' else 'unchecked' end as "txt4_stat", itm.txt5,
case when itm.txt5_state=1 then 'approoved' when itm.txt5_state = 3
then 'banned' when itm.txt5_state = 0 then 'waiting' when itm.txt5 is
null then 'not filled yet' else 'unchecked' end as "txt5_stat",
itm.foto1, itm.foto1_state, itm.foto1_width, itm.foto1_height,
itm.foto2, itm.foto2_state, itm.foto2_width, itm.foto2_height,
itm.foto3, itm.foto3_state, itm.foto3_width, itm.foto3_height,
itm.foto4, itm.foto4_state, itm.foto4_width, itm.foto4_height,
itm.sound, itm.sound_file from person p LEFT JOIN country co ON
(co.co_id_i=p.co_id_i) LEFT JOIN region reg ON
(reg.region_id_i=p.region_id_i) LEFT JOIN city cit ON
(cit.city_id_i=p.city_id_i) LEFT JOIN time_zones tm ON
(tm.tm_id_i=p.tm_id_i) LEFT JOIN bit_mask bm ON
(bm.person_id_i=p.person_id_i) LEFT JOIN spoken_languages lan ON
(lan.lan_id_i=p.lan_id_i) LEFT JOIN m_stat ms ON
(ms.m_stat_id_i=p.m_stat_id_i) LEFT JOIN relationship r ON
(r.rel_id_i=p.rel_id_i), my_profile mp LEFT JOIN education ed ON
(ed.edu_id_i=mp.edu_id_i) LEFT JOIN etnicity et ON
(et.etn_id_i=mp.etn_id_i) LEFT JOIN custody cu ON
(cu.cus_id_i=mp.cus_id_i) LEFT JOIN have_children ha ON
(ha.have_ch_id_i=mp.have_ch_id_i) LEFT JOIN drink dr ON
(dr.drink_id_i=mp.drink_id_i) LEFT JOIN smoke sm ON
(sm.smoke_id_i=mp.smoke_id_i) LEFT JOIN occupation occu ON
(occu.occu_id_i=mp.occu_id_i) LEFT JOIN industry ind ON
(ind.ind_id_i=mp.ind_id_i) LEFT JOIN income inc ON
(inc.income_id_i=mp.income_id_i) LEFT JOIN height hei ON
(hei.height_id_i=mp.height_id_i) LEFT JOIN weight wei ON
(wei.weight_id_i=mp.weight_id_i) LEFT JOIN hair_color hc ON
(hc.hc_id_i=mp.hc_id_i) LEFT JOIN eye_color ec ON
(ec.ec_id_i=mp.ec_id_i) LEFT JOIN body_type bt ON
(bt.bt_id_i=mp.bt_id_i) LEFT JOIN activity act ON
(act.act_id_i=mp.act_id_i) LEFT JOIN religion relig ON
(relig.relig_id_i=mp.relig_id_i), my_personality me LEFT JOIN
politic_sense po ON (po.pol_sen_id_i=me.pol_sen_id_i) LEFT JOIN
apearance_sense ap ON (ap.ap_s_id_i=me.ap_s_id_i) LEFT JOIN
intelegence_sense ins ON (ins.is_id_i=me.is_id_i), items itm where
itm.person_id_i = '1073742786' and mp.person_id_i='1073742786' and
p.person_id_i='1073742786' and me.person_id_i='1073742786'

Source: http://www.livejournal.com/community/code_wtf/5371.html

Date: 05/14/05     Keywords: no keywords

Вот вам монстр: моя функция редиректа. Объяснять код не буду.

class HTTP {    /*     * в режиме отладки функция не делает редирект, а просто выводит ссылку     */    function redirect($url, $debug_constant_name = 'DEBUG_MODE') {       $input_url = $url;       // если путь не абсолютный       if (!preg_match("~^(https?|ftp|mailto|ed2k)://~", $url)) {          $server = $_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'];          if (!isset($_SERVER['SERVER_PORT']) ||               in_array($_SERVER['SERVER_PORT'], array(80, 433))) {             $port = '';          } else {             $port = ':'.$_SERVER['SERVER_PORT'];          }          $protocol = 'http';          if (isset($_SERVER['HTTPS']) && $_SERVER['HTTPS'] == 'on')             $protocol .= 's';          // генерируем путь          if ($url{0} != '/') {             $path = dirname($_SERVER['PHP_SELF']);             if (strlen($path) <= 1) $path = '/';             else $path .= '/';             $url = $path.$url;          }          $url = $protocol.'://'.$server.$port.$url;          // чистим путь - убираем всякие './' ,  '../',  '//'          $url_parts = parse_url($url);          $paths = array_reverse(explode("/", $url_parts['path']));          $delete_next = 0;          foreach ($paths as $k=>$v) {             if (empty($v) || $v == '.') unset($paths[$k]);             elseif ($v == '..') {                $delete_next++;                unset($paths[$k]);                continue;             } elseif ($delete_next) {                unset($paths[$k]);                $delete_next--;             }          }          $path = '/'.implode('/', array_reverse($paths));          $url = $url_parts['scheme'].'://'.$url_parts['host'];          if (isset($url_parts['port'])) $url .= ':'.$url_parts['port'];          $url .= $path;          if (isset($url_parts['query'])) $url .= '?'.$url_parts['query'];       }       // если была включена буферизация - очищаем буфер       if (!defined($debug_constant_name)) {          for ($i = 0, $level = ob_get_level(); $i < $level; $i++) ob_end_clean();       }       $headers = array();       $mode = php_sapi_name();       // !!! здесь могут быть ошибки в "нестандартных" установках ПХП       if (strpos($mode, 'cgi')) {          $headers[] = 'Status: 307 Temporary redirect';       } else {          $headers[] = 'HTTP/1.1 307 Temporary redirect';       }       $headers[] = "Location: ".$url;       if (!defined($debug_constant_name)) {          foreach($headers as $header)             header($header);       } else {          // debug mode          echo "Input URL: ".htmlspecialchars($input_url).' ';          echo " "; print_r($headers); echo " ";          echo '.$url.'">'.htmlspecialchars($url).' ';       }    } } ?>

Source: http://www.livejournal.com/community/code_wtf/5041.html

Date: 05/14/05     Keywords: html

Нашел в одном из фреймворков на ПХП :
$hui = new Hui( $gEnv['root']['db'], TRUE );
HUI - это у автора Html User Interface :-)

Source: http://www.livejournal.com/community/code_wtf/4295.html

Date: 05/14/05     Keywords: php

$str=ereg_replace('\$DT', $title, $str);
$str=ereg_replace('\$DR', "$rating", $str);
$str=ereg_replace('\$DX', $text, $str);
$str=ereg_replace('\$DE', ($desc != '')?$desc:$text, $str);
$str=ereg_replace('\$DC', $contype, $str);
$str=ereg_replace('\$DM', $lastmod, $str);
$str=ereg_replace('\$DS', "$docsize", $str);
$str=ereg_replace('\$DN', "$ndoc", $str);

Для незнающих PHP поясню: ereg_replace - функция для работы с POSIX regexp, поэтому $ в строке заэкранирован. Т.е., фактически, в данном случае нужна другая функция - str_replace, которая заменяет одну строку на другу. Впрочем, PHP позволяет задать массив замен и вопрользоваться функцией strtr

Source: http://www.livejournal.com/community/code_wtf/3889.html

Date: 05/14/05     Keywords: no keywords

чувак не нашёл функцию в документации функцию substr:
а сейчас на английском (не бейте за язык).

guy've not found substr function in manual:

function copystr($str, $pos, $len)
{
  $tmp = "";
  for ($i = $pos; $i < $pos+$len; $i++)
     $tmp .= $str[$i];
  return $tmp;
}

Source: http://www.livejournal.com/community/code_wtf/3826.html

Date: 05/14/05     Keywords: no keywords

Source: http://www.livejournal.com/community/code_wtf/3527.html

Date: 05/14/05     Keywords: mysql, sql

[ru] писал выборку из БД по полу .. на автомате написал....
mysql_sex(); // и тут призадумался над аргументами....
[uk] писав виборку з БД по статті... на автоматі написав....
mysql_sex(); // і тут призадумався над аргументами....
[en] have wrote a select query, selecting a sex of user... but i have write not mysql_query, i have type mysql_sex(); // how do you think what arguments should be?

Source: http://www.livejournal.com/community/code_wtf/2990.html

Date: 05/14/05     Keywords: no keywords

WCHAR* wcharstr=new WCHAR(64);
char* charstr=new char(64);
wcharstr=(WCHAR*)fieldValue;
Wide2Ansi(charstr,wcharstr,64);

Source: http://www.livejournal.com/community/code_wtf/2738.html

Date: 05/14/05     Keywords: no keywords

float f;
float* ptr;

if (memcmp(&f,ptr,sizeof(float))
{
...
}

Source: http://www.livejournal.com/community/code_wtf/2282.html

Date: 05/14/05     Keywords: no keywords

if(num == 40702)
{
  num = num;
}

А так же из творчества студентов (заставило вспомнить анекдот про два стакана)

{PASCAL}
{фрагмент поиска максимального элемента}
if max < d[i] then
  max := d[i]
else
  max := max;

Source: http://www.livejournal.com/community/code_wtf/1928.html

Date: 05/14/05     Keywords: no keywords

Seen at work:

DoCleanup($FALSE, $FALSE, $TRUE, $FALSE);

Source: http://www.livejournal.com/community/code_wtf/1476.html

Date: 05/14/05     Keywords: no keywords

Source: http://www.livejournal.com/community/code_wtf/1248.html

Date: 05/14/05     Keywords: no keywords

@die("error");

Source: http://www.livejournal.com/community/code_wtf/624.html