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Date: 01/18/08
(Computer Geeks) Keywords: virus
The Virus Cure
Your laptop has a virus?
Don't tuck it into bed.
Don't give it tea, no matter what
the family doctor said.
Don't take it to the school nurse.
Don't rest it for a week.
The only way to cure it is to
show it to a geek.
Bruce Lansky
Source: http://community.livejournal.com/computergeeks/1143580.html